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Quinn Collard / selfcallednowhere / smallgirlafterallThey Might Be Giants fangirl, actual irl stalker of John Linnell.

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  1. This is a lolcow my friend introduced me to, I know little about TMBG or the TMBG fandom so I'd never have discovered this lady on her own.

    Ladies and gentlemen, meet Quinn Collard:
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    Now a lot of people might have celebrities who they consider themselves fond of, but Quinn Collard takes it to a new level. She's an obsessive fan of TMBG member John Linnell, to the point where her actions have crossed over into actual stalker territory. Here she is drinking John's coffee she got out of the trash: http://selfcallednowhere.tumblr.com/post/48752224655/i-got-somebodys-coffee-today
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    Here's her list of the hundreds of things she finds attractive about John Linnell:
    https://archive.is/xm3FZ

    Here's a callout post detailing even more insane shit she's done in an effort to get close to her idol, also includes some possible pedophilia on top of the celebrity stalking:
    https://archive.is/G5vjG

    This is really one of those people who speak for themselves imo. If anyone can find more of her accounts on other websites then post them, all of her aliases are the names of TMBG songs so it's difficult to determine if any accounts are actually hers. Here's what I have for now:
    TMBG/stalking tumblr
    Personal Tumblr
    Twitter (mostly has writing related stuff on it)
    Her entry in the TMBG Encyclopedia Dramatica page
    Her website
    Her TMBG Wiki userpage, with some of the most in depth examples of her psychosis
     
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  2. Lol, someone called her "Chris Chan levels of sad."
     
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  3. Next she'll start swimming in the sewers to find his crap just to post it on Tumblr
     
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  4. I find celebrity stalking interesting, especially since some of the most devoted stalkers will pick odd targets of obsession, like the woman who stalks Brent Spiner, Connor obsessing over Molly Ringwald, or the two people that stalk the 80's pop singer Tiffany.
     
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  5. I know a lot of bands have fandoms, popular and niche ones alike, but what the fuck is up with this mediocre nerdcore band and their psychopath fans?
     
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  6. Things that fall on that weird border between "not really famous" and "just well-known enough to have cult nerd following" seem to cultivate a special breed of autism.

    ...that being said, if I knew my fans included the like of this girl and Sick Nick, I'd have broken up the band in a heartbeat.
     
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  7. Just for reference, this is the guy whose sex appeal drives her (literally) crazy

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  8. She actually seems to be trying to look like him.
     
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  9. To play the devil's advocate, I can actually see why one would find him attractive. But then again, I have weird tastes.
     
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  10. TMBG fans are just Juggalos with college degrees.
     
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  11. Not true. Nick Bate only had a high school degree.
     
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  12. Still better educated than most juggalos
     
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  13. Geez. From Nick Bate to this chick, I wonder why this band has so many exceptional fans.
     
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  14. They're probably reasonably well off. Even the Malcolm in the Middle theme song probably has residuals that go on to this day. Or even for that matter the Resident Life theme song.

    Seriously, they've had two Grammies and at least one certified platinum album, and lasted for about 35 years.

    Yeah, I'm a fan, even though my favorites were their first two. It's not their fault they have batshit insane fans.
     
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  15. They're also apparently close with the Homestar Runner creators, so there's probably some crossover autism there.
     
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  16. I believe that's how Sick Nick got into them, through Homestar Runner. One of the Johns wore a Homsar shirt during a show and the Brothers Chaps reached out to them and they did multiple collaborations.

    I'll admit with younger pictures of him he has a kind of goofy-cute, adorkable appeal to him. For less-attractive girls, you can often find yourself lowering your personal bar of attainability. Brad Pitt in his prime seems like a factory-made Ken doll in comparison.

    He looks like an aging librarian here, though, which seems about right.
     
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  17. the 'zines' link doesn't seem to work on her homepage, so here are some actual links to her zines
     
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  18. I don't think I want to.
     
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  19. Im willing to bet TMBG is fully aware of fans like this. They seem to genuinely love their audience, and always interact with them at concerts, despite the weirdos. Bands who are that friendly, combined with that mix of "weirdness" always attracts oddities.
    Ive met a few people with similar obsessions with artists like Beck and Dean Ween; i think its a combination of trying to stand out by clinging to someone not considered conventionally attractive, and the idea of not having as much competition being the "number one fan girl/boy" over that person.
     
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