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[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Honestly, I just kind of feel bad for Quinton, because I see a bit of my younger self in him. Like him, I once lacked self-awareness, especially regarding dating/flirting, and even just making friends. I grew out of it eventually, and reading these DMs, that's how Quinton seems: a lonely dude that's just trying to make friends. Like, with Ellis, it doesn't even seem like he's hitting on her, so much as he just wants to hang out with someone he obviously looks up to. I think a lot of his loneliness can be attributed to his readiness to cut people out, and his own obnoxious personality, so I don't feel that bad for him, but I don't see why Ellis had to leak DMs that were over a year old, with the profile pic so badly covered up. Sure, it took him longer than most to get the hint that she wanted nothing to do with him, but it seems like he did get there, and it's not like he sent dick pics or anything; he was just acting like a cringy teenager, so this is really a non-drama to me. It's not like he was pulling a Ryan Haywood or anything, you know?

I sympathize with this but I really do think he wants e-celeb more than friends. When he started wasn't he actually making videos with friends? He was anti-SJW at the peakj of it's popularity and then tried to pivot when left-wing video essays became the big thing. I have no doubt he wants friends, but he wants to be friends with "people who matter". And in his mind that can easily change with the winds of YouTube popularity.

 

[protomartyr]

He did the whole video (writing, recording, editing) in a little over a day. He claimed he had been awake for 27 hours straight.
It still is shit, but is a well polished turd.

Just take some more time on it. Or don’t bother making a video about something you’ve admitted to not knowing anything about.

Here is Q’s tweet about rittenhouseView attachment 1841890

Glad he decided to tweet this out rather than just include it in a video. A joke that funny truly deserves a spotlight unto itself.

I feel the bigger problem is that Quinton wants to be in two main demographics.

1) The cartoon/movie/review/internet culture demographic made up of people like Saberspark,Phelous,Linkara,Salty, etc. The types of people who make "haha funni" videos and allow their personalities to speak for themselves even if the topic has already been talked about prior. Or will be in the same sphere they'll eventually talk about.

and

2) Breadtube.

The problem is those two communities do not mix, and while I'd say it's easier to drift from 2 to 1, it's way harder going from 1 to 2. Quinton already set up his character as the self humiliating, Garfield obssessed, faggot and trying to be taken seriously about politics and hot takes the first reaction I think a majority's first thought would be something like "Didn't you used to review all the fairly odd parents live action movies? Why are you talking about politics now?"

The people who are going into political takes about Trump and LGBTQ rights issues are not going to say "Oh yeah I really care first about what Quintonreviews thinks about it this." over someone like Contrapoints or even people like The Right Opinion or Turkey Tom etc. People who from inception focused their channels in common field and even if the latter two aren't mainly political they do go into those topics from time to time.

The perfect idiom for Quinton is without a doubt "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Ellis (again she is still a cow do not forget this) gave up the title of "Nostalgia Chick" to become more involved in her own little epicenter and stopped caring about the rest of her former self to devote into one field. Sacrifices gotta be made dude, and unless your topic can fall into that category like a glove (Like TRO enjoying video games and talking about a video game focused discussion topic) you will come out not hitting your mark on both sides.

That idiom also works because Quinton is fat so it's a twofor.

The issue at the core of this, I think, is his total inability to project self-esteem and confidence. It doesn’t even need to be sincere, but people like Lindsay Ellis and Contra give off the vibe that they’re comfortable in their own skin and confident in their own beliefs (even when they obviously aren’t).

Self-effacing jokes are fine, post-ironic Garfield love is fine, but when it’s so obvious that you’re desperate to crawl into a bush and die nobody’s going to have any faith in your hot Drumpf takes. If he were to wash himself, dress adequately and just project a bit of confidence he could make the transition. But the self-hatred is too strong.

 

[Tathagata]

I sympathize with this but I really do think he wants e-celeb more than friends. When he started wasn't he actually making videos with friends? He was anti-SJW at the peakj of it's popularity and then tried to pivot when left-wing video essays became the big thing. I have no doubt he wants friends, but he wants to be friends with "people who matter". And in his mind that can easily change with the winds of YouTube popularity.

All this wouldn't be worth having a 200+ page KF thread on its own. It's his smugness that makes him a cow. Maybe it's an act he's putting on for some reason, but as we all know "just pretending to be retarded" is the same thing as being retarded.

I would empathize with him if he didn't cover all his autistry with a veneer of smug holier-than-thou rhetoric. He doesn't realize that that smug attitude he puts on—whether in betraying his peers to move with the limelight, making sure he is acceptable to Breadtube in media review videos where he shouldn't inject politics, his interactions on Twitter, etc.—is what makes him a cow imo. He acts like he's better than others even when his sad life is revealed, when he should be reflecting and pass on from that mindset.

It's like he got stuck as a college sophomore majoring in gender studies. He thinks he knows enough to make him smart rather than realizing his knowledge is a drop in the bucket of what's out there. Quinton sometimes throws in philosophy quotes (despite not really reading deeply into philosophical traditions) but he clearly never got to Socrates saying "What I know is that I know nothing."

 

[Trig.Point]

All this wouldn't be worth having a 200+ page KF thread on its own. It's his smugness that makes him a cow

I think there's a innate meaness to his personality as well. Hence why he rushed out a video on the Poggers guy, a guy that had obviously already been ruined after he made his statement on the protests.

Sarah Z knows he's fucking weak, and won't respond to her essentially calling him a predator. He can't actually say that she's a scheming bitch, trying to whip up an internet mob for drama and ass pats.'

If he had a backbone and some sense, he could do something like apologise and then take the Mauler line, that he always DM's other YouTubers he follows for a meet up when he's in their area.

Also there's no fucking way that Sarah Z, didn't intentionlly leave a clue to Quinton's identidy when when she redacted those DM's.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Romantic, platonic, for his channel, I think you're overlooking that he sent a fuckton of pathetic dms to someone who can't be bothered to reply. You'd think he'd realize after 2, but he's sad and desperate for attention and that's hilarious.

 

[Neko GF]

Quinton has returned to Twitter after 3 days after getting the MovieBlob treatment.

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1351303949089992710 (Archive)

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Quinton has returned to Twitter after 3 days of getting the MovieBlob treatment.
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https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1351303949089992710 (Archive)

I felt bad when Lindsey embarrassed him but this made me change my mind. Dorky dipshit deserves constant humiliation.

 

[Josterman]

I wasn’t sure if any one posted this

 

[Neko GF]

Archive (480p):

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I wasn’t sure if any one posted this

8:48 for Q-Boi. Douglas only talks about:
Douglas on the 'Here's the thing' rant.

To say that this rant was awkward, out of place and quite frankly unnecessary would be an understatement. There was literally no reason for Quinton to mention how much he hated Donald Trump in a review that had absolutely nothing to do with him. What makes this rant even worse is the incredibly flimsy explanation he gives for proclaiming he fucking hates Trump by saying that if the movie was about him, then they [the writers] did a bad job. But that's just an assumption with no basis in reality and it is so forced and contrived that it doesn't even make any sense. If the review was a piece of media about Donald Trump like The Apprentice, this rant would make a little more sense but as far as I can tell the movie [The Thinning 2] has nothing to do with Donald Trump, but for some reason Quinton had to go out of his way to let everyone know how much he hated Trump because when you hate a particular politician everyone has to just know about it for some reason.

Douglas on Quinton's response about 'Here's the thing' on Quinton's Rebuttal.

Worrying about people thinking you were a Trump supporter was a rather silly thing to be worried about because your political opinions are not relevant to the content you make. You do deep dives on youtubers and Internet culture and you review movies and t.v. shows. Both of these things are so far away from politics is not even funny. If your channel was created from the ground up to be a political channel then letting your audience know you were not a Trump supporter would have made sense but that is not what your channel is, so the mentioning of your political views was awkward and out of place on a review about a movie starting Logan Paul. I don't doubt that your audience wanted you to be more honest with them but I don't think this was the kind of honest that they wanted. Your audience didn't care about your political views and I'm pretty sure they didn't want to know what your political views were. That is something you decided to force upon them under the guise of honesty.

What I am basically saying here is that nobody gave a shit about your politics other than you.

What makes this rant even more pointless is that Trump was recently voted out of office and will be replaced by Joe Biden. So, here's the thing, I fucking hate Trump will age as well as milk and that's honestly a shame because the review for the most part is pretty good but the only thing people will remember about it is that Quinton decided to take a stance against Donald Trump that nobody wanted and nobody asked for and that ultimately resulted in Quinton receiving tons of deserved backlash. This entire fiasco was one of the biggest low points of Quinton's YouTube career and is a moment that everybody, including Quinton himself, would like to forget.

Couldn't say it better myself. I like that he says "one of Quinton's biggest low points", implying all the other shit he has gotten himself into.
Days without a black person STFUing Quinton: 0

And I am left wondering what will Q's YouTube friends do about him after the Wine Aunt ordered a 66 on his ass.

 

[Josterman]

8:48 for Q-Boi. Douglas only talks about:
Douglas on the 'Here's the thing' rant.


Douglas on Quinton's response about 'Here's the thing' on Quinton's Rebuttal.




Couldn't say it better myself. I like that he says "one of Quinton's biggest low points", implying all the other shit he has gotten himself into.
Days without a black person STFUing Quinton: 0

And I am left wondering what will Q's YouTube friends do about him after the Wine Aunt ordered a 66 on his ass.

Make it more like days with out a someone telling Q to shut his trap because nobody cares about your opinion
Reset it

 

[Hal]

 

[Water-T]

Quinton has returned to Twitter after 3 days after getting the MovieBlob treatment.
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https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1351303949089992710 (Archive)

TL;DR: "I hid from social media expecting to get BTFO like Movie Blob, but too many people in my circles are morons who can't add 2 + 2 = 4, so my sped ass is safe for the time being. Even though I dodged a bullet through sheer luck, watch me be fucking smug AF."

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Hopefully Quinton learned something from his little scare and will stop acting like a needy bitch. But I highly doubt it. I'd like to think he's not as inept as movieblob but you never really know with Quinton.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Hopefully Quinton learned something from his little scare and will stop acting like a needy bitch. But I highly doubt it. I'd like to think he's not as inept as movieblob but you never really know with Quinton.

If this thread has taught me anything about Quentin is that he is the living embodiment of Murphy's Law in what comes to social behaviour. Not holding my breath though, every ten pages we have at least one post saying something on the lines of "I hope he learns from this" or "I hope he can get this opportunity" and every time with the benefit of hindsight it reads like someone was being too optimistic.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

If this thread has taught me anything about Quentin is that he is the living embodiment of Murphy's Law in what comes to social behaviour. Not holding my breath though, every ten pages we have at least one post saying something on the lines of "I hope he learns from this" or "I hope he can get this opportunity" and every time with the benefit of hindsight it reads like someone was being too optimistic.

I realize I'm too optimistic but that's probably because I do enjoy quintons YouTube content when he's not being a political faggot. But he's too smug to change and to worried about people liking him, for him to ever fully change or just start making apolitical content again. He'll change with the trends of course but that's not really the same as actual change.

 

[albert chan]

Listening to QuintonReviews for talking about politics and Trump is kind of like listening to Seth Meyers express his TDS in a very “funny” way:

 

[protomartyr]

Listening to QuintonReviews for talking about politics and Trump is kind of like listening to Seth Meyers express his TDS in a very “funny” way:

The Guiliani joke was funny before he launched into that toe-curling impression. Also, how is it possible for an actual person to be in the uncanny valley?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Quinton sperging about Biden's inauguration is the most active he has been since his public castration.
Here we have Quincy calling someone a coward even though he went to sleep early on Election night because Texas turned red. (A)


Quinton forcing his own meme. (A)

Spoiler: A dead copypasta

The YouTube friends list of too big of a retard to realise Quinton is a creep on DMs or are creeps themselves: Big Joel, The Serfs, Coping MAGA.

Also this:

 

[Josterman]

Quinton sperging about Biden's inauguration is the most active he has been since his public castration.
Here we have Quincy calling someone a coward even though he went to sleep early on Election night because Texas turned red. (A)
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Quinton forcing his own meme. (A)
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Spoiler: A dead copypasta

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The YouTube friends list of too big of a retard to realise Quinton is a creep on DMs or are creeps themselves: Big Joel, The Serfs, Coping MAGA.

Also this:
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Why can’t he just take a week off of twitter it’s just unhealthy