You wouldn't fuck an app, would you?
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Five sheckles says he wants to make a Comprehensive History of iCarly in the same vein as GenoSamuel's Chris Chan documentary, but that little voice in the back of his head is telling him thatQuin-Ton is having his doubts about what has to be his biggest project yet.
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“Honey the project is already split into fives part 1 is still 2 hours lol https://t.co/5dX4IXZQri”web.archive.org
My personal takes:
1. Quinton realises he needs to release an absolute banger so he can asure his bouncy castle is free from the party poopers that noticed he is a DM creep.
2. Quinton is somehow spending/planning to spend more money than what he currently has and needs to upload to put his finances back in green. Even if he went back to live with his parents Q is an expert in burning money.
3. Quinton realised too late he is reviewing fucking iCarly in depth and he can't chicken out because he held his audience hostage for it. Just for that you can tell this project has no hope of being anything close to Salty's iCarly speedrun or LS Mark's Mega Simpsons review, a 6-hour long video that made 1M views in a week. Q has being oblivious as of how futile it is to try to marry his own style of reviewing with the hyper-ironic style of his contemporaries. Why the fuck you need 5 videos to explain iCarly?
My bet goes on that he is going to milk it to the point he kills the meme. He likely is going to review every episode, he is going to recycle his arguments from Fallen Titans on it, he is going to try to make a video politicising it, he is going to speedrun all the games he bought and read all the novelisations. I will be surprised if there is a fucking fandom by the moment he is done.
A. Nobody wants an in depth review of
B. He has a voice that people don't want to spend more than half an hour listening to
C. He doesn't have the writing ability to make valid points or cover iCarly in a way people would care about
D. Cost-benefit analysis says that it isn't worth the time for how well it would do on youtube
E. He's fat
In which case, man he should listen to that little voice some more, it has way better ideas than he does, and also he's trying to figure how to weasel his way out of the video project.