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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

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Jack Awful

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On the other hand, every college student should just take out as many loans for school as they can, since it's gonna be forgiven anyway!
Just figure out a way to make the schools and people giving out the loans partially responsible if a student can't pay it back. Also, let the debt go away if the student goes bankrupt. That'll incentivize only giving out loans students can pay back.

If you just forgave every student's debt without changing anything, it wouldn't fix the problem, and a new generation of students would be saddled with forever debt.
 

X-avier cuck

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Quinton doesn't look at the big picture, which is typical of the Bernie or bust ilk. Allow illegal immigrants to remain in the country? They broke law and are unpunished for it. Free college? It's not free, the bill goes into everyone's taxes (in addition to probably causing private colleges to shut down). Forgive student debt? Way to screw over the people who broke their backs making sure they could afford college without loans.

It's this mindset that makes Quinton think he's shielded from criticism and is woefully unprepared when everyone doesn't take his side.
What gets me is how these types love to criticize all politicians while going out of their way to shill limousine liberals Like Bernie and AOC.
These people love to act like tribal Savages then get upset when normal people don't share their beliefs.
 

Cemila Mandes

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On the other hand, every college student should just take out as many loans for school as they can, since it's gonna be forgiven anyway!
And it will be forgiven through government tax dollars. Thought welfare was bad? Just watch what loan forgiveness will do to tax payers.
What gets me is how these types love to criticize all politicians while going out of their way to shill limousine liberals Like Bernie and AOC.
These people love to act like tribal Savages then get upset when normal people don't share their beliefs.
They pretty much are tribal savages. They blindly follow their demigod and don't recognize they're just as corrupt as the rest.
 

keke

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Slightly offtopic, but why is it that these middle class retards think that socialism will do anything but hurt them? Is it because most of them can afford to go to college and get brainwashed? Or is it because they think they'll get gibs for nothing?

It really is a headscratcher when artists and especially youtubers support communism/socialism. I don't think they realize they won't get to live their cushy life if socialism is instated.

They don't realize that the way communism achieves equality isn't by lifting people up, it's by dragging people down.

No no no you don’t understand, everything will be different if it’s THEM in charge. Even though it’s been tried and failed in nations with tens of millions of people - if they’d been there, if it had been them doing the implementing, it would have succeeded.

This is his thought process. He doesn’t care if it’s senseless, most people putting commie in their bio and rattling of incoherent talking points from viral social media posts know nothing about it (or anything about anything, really) he just does it to signal to the in-group that he is one of them. The sooner people realise that most of them have no mind there to communicate with, only to laugh, the happier they will all be.
 

Mal0

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No no no you don’t understand, everything will be different if it’s THEM in charge. Even though it’s been tried and failed in nations with tens of millions of people - if they’d been there, if it had been them doing the implementing, it would have succeeded.
If I had a dollar every time I heard this, I'd probably be pushing for communism too.
 

X-avier cuck

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honestly , I'm surprised video essays get as much attention as they do since they're almost as abundant as reaction videos.
I get doing a retrospective on something from the past but not trying to take something from 2004 and making it relevant after people have long forgotten about it and it doesn't contain anything that applies to the now.
 

Kanuckski

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honestly , I'm surprised video essays get as much attention as they do since they're almost as abundant as reaction videos.
I get doing a retrospective on something from the past but not trying to take something from 2004 and making it relevant after people have long forgotten about it and it doesn't contain anything that applies to the now.
I would say it's close to peak infotainment in a lot of cases (With Kurzegesagt taking the infotainment crown and Lindybeige in close second) It's just fascinating to get deepdives into stuff you've acknowledged or consumed but never looked into much before. While simultaneously being very engaging if the person is passionate and their personality shines through. Creating them a lot of the time is also much more a thing of time investment and maybe basic editing skills than anything else. Sure, you have Fredrik Knudsen locating and buying decades old Austrian texts so he can create a half an hour video about the Austrian Wine Poisoning. But, then you have infinitely more people like Quinton reading a handful of wikis, articles, and skimming episodes to pump out mediocre content. But people are clicking this shit to learn about something novel they'd never care to dig into themselves. So they tend to lack the knowledge to pick up on if someone is bullshitting or not so obviously wrong.

Another thing that's very important is that it's one of the only long form mediums that the Youtube algorithm likes to promote. A common trend you'll notice is that the creators of these channels tend to be very young, like sophomore in collage age and they often talk about things from their childhood, from their current interests, or something very novel and out there. It's only natural to go from your 2014 Far Cry 3 lets play; to your 2020-2021 Far Cry 3 deep dive about the themes and symbolism conveyed through its story and gameplay.
 

Gar For Archer

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honestly , I'm surprised video essays get as much attention as they do since they're almost as abundant as reaction videos.
I get doing a retrospective on something from the past but not trying to take something from 2004 and making it relevant after people have long forgotten about it and it doesn't contain anything that applies to the now.
They're easy background material because most of the time, the visuals are completely secondary.
 

Q_Anon1001

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My personal takes:

2. Quinton is somehow spending/planning to spend more money than what he currently has and needs to upload to put his finances back in green. Even if he went back to live with his parents Q is an expert in burning money.

For a moment, I figured he was going to make a big purchase like a car or something. But then I quickly realized that he has this fetish to buy every piece of merch of whatever video topic he's nostalgic for. i have no doubt he spent a good chunk of money buying icarly merch just to add it as a footnote at the end of his video. I remember he talked about dumping 3 or 4k on garfield stuff and also on Jimmy Carter stuff but he didn't end up making that video.

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And he wonders why people don't like him. A bit of a side-tanget as someone who was collateral damage in his discord purges. His relationships online are so weird. He has a server filled with people dying for a chance to talk with him and be his friend, hell, even some decent looking (his looksmatch) women in there are probably willing to date him. Yet he continues on this quest of befriending popular breadtubers. He thinks that they're probably all in some server talking non-stop when they're not working on videos. He most likely doesn't put in effort to build relationships with people in his server because in his mind it will be a "parasocial relationship" which is "bad" which ironic because he seems to treat these "breadtubers" as content creators first and as people second.
 
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Burning Fanatic

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Quin-Ton is having his doubts about what has to be his biggest project yet.
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My personal takes:
1. Quinton realises he needs to release an absolute banger so he can asure his bouncy castle is free from the party poopers that noticed he is a DM creep.
2. Quinton is somehow spending/planning to spend more money than what he currently has and needs to upload to put his finances back in green. Even if he went back to live with his parents Q is an expert in burning money.
3. Quinton realised too late he is reviewing fucking iCarly in depth and he can't chicken out because he held his audience hostage for it. Just for that you can tell this project has no hope of being anything close to Salty's iCarly speedrun or LS Mark's Mega Simpsons review, a 6-hour long video that made 1M views in a week. Q has being oblivious as of how futile it is to try to marry his own style of reviewing with the hyper-ironic style of his contemporaries. Why the fuck you need 5 videos to explain iCarly?

My bet goes on that he is going to milk it to the point he kills the meme. He likely is going to review every episode, he is going to recycle his arguments from Fallen Titans on it, he is going to try to make a video politicising it, he is going to speedrun all the games he bought and read all the novelisations. I will be surprised if there is a fucking fandom by the moment he is done.
What could one talk about in 5 parts with iCarly that one can’t just look up online with iCarly memes?


Usually, I'm one to encourage for there to be more opinions presented on any given topic so that you're exposed to a wide range of perspectives and ideas. But I really have to wonder what exactly Quinton plans on bringing to the table that other channels haven't already successfully covered. For example, you have a very simple video from Solar Sands with nearly 2 million views that asks the question, "Was Spencer Really a Good Artist?"

Rather than relay his opinion through surface level commentary, the guy at least tries to research the staff that worked on those props, while also raising some arguments toward the question at hand. This is pretty much the perfect type of video that Quinton is always desperately trying to achieve: One that's informative, thought-provoking, at least semi-entertaining, and above all else, able to draw in a sizable viewer count. Yet in the end, I predict that he's mostly going to tread a lot of the same ground that other channels have already covered. So you'll end up having this bloated video (series?) that exists to justify all the money spent on a ton of useless, old merchandise of a once popular show for preteens. Which I truly have no idea how that will be significant to the overall video.

Some predictions for the iCarly vid(s):
  • Rather than use the merchandise as props for some kind of wacky skit, he'll become too bogged down with working on the video and instead opt to just lazily set it all up around him as background decorations.
    • Bonus: He tries using some of the cheap useless merch and then complains and/or jokes about how cheap and useless it is.
  • "iCarly paved the way for kids and teens to become our current generation's vloggers and streamers."
    • Reveals that the show was another inspiration, like Channel Awesome, that pushed Quinton into becoming a full time YouTuber.
  • Quinton complains about the show's jokes not being very funny in hindsight, such as Sam bullying the other teens, or when the characters scream a lot.
    • He then makes some incredibly big brained arguments about how certain characters were being mocked by the show for their perceived mental illness/condition, such as the weird stalker girl being autistic*.
  • An entire segment talking about Dan Schneider being a foot fetishist creep that got cancelled and/or #metoo'd, despite there being numerous videos that have already beaten the horse to a bloody pulp.
    • Info provided in those other videos with millions of views he ends up throwing into his own vid.
  • Quinton gives his thoughts on the new iCarly reboot, and how he's probably not going to watch it unless the fans encourage him to do it and make a follow up video (though he'll probably do it anyway).
*I know that he mentioned this somewhere prior in the thread, which is not the prediction. I'm mainly predicting that he's going to include it as an incredibly ham-fisted argument so that he can "punch up" against the Hollywood Studio guys for being bigoted.
 
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I expect his 5 iCarly videos are gonna be something like first video involving the series, second video involving the games, etc. Basically, all the videos cover something different about iCarly. If it's really like all of his 5 videos cover just the series, then no thanks I'm out.
 

NormieCasual

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I expect his 5 iCarly videos are gonna be something like first video involving the series, second video involving the games, etc. Basically, all the videos cover something different about iCarly. If it's really like all of his 5 videos cover just the series, then no thanks I'm out.
Probably, and I mean he has so much to talk about like, Freddie is abused, something about that writer who was a creep and other SJW topics, but I wouldn't be surprised if he also makes an entire episode about the memes and how they are (somehow) problematic.
 

GedsForth

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If I dedicated months of my time and a large amount of my future earning potential, to an hours long, multi-video series about a Dan Schneider-produced softcore underage foot porn series, I'd be tearing my fucking hair out. I can't imagine what an anxiety-ridden nutcase like Quinton is going through right now. What was he thinking.
 

Woke Blue Muttlema

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A couple of Q related questions plagued my mind during a very busy weekend and I wanted to share them because, on my humble opinion, they are far more interesting/fun than sperging about Q's politics.

1. For those of you that remember, Quinton made a script for a Fallen Titans on Leafy around the same time he returned to YouTube and consistently failed to capitalise on it. One of the funniest quotes of the whole script is Q calling Leafy "a class traitor". Quinton, being a lazy sack of gluten, cannot finish anything that doesn't involve the absolute minimum amount of effort unless he is obligated to, so he never explained why he believed this.
Which made me wonder, wouldn't people like Matt Watson (#YouTubeWakeUp guy) and Carlos Maza be actual class traitors considering they both were instrumental in being used by the establishment to further fuck independent producers for their own egos?
The fact that both were breatube adjacent only further cements the point.

2. Many claims have been made that Quinton (much like his former idol Doug Walker) intended to make the jump to the mainstream movie-making industry by using his channel as a means to showcase his abilities, including some relatively recent comments that seem to point to him seeing himself as a filmmaker or at least a legit film critic.
Does anyone think he still thinks he can make it, even if he just pulls a Neil Breen?
I have already posted several times that I think Q just doesn't has the talents and seems to also lack the contacts to make anything outside local small productions, not to mention he seems to have a very CA approach to only want to direct/protagonice. An attitude like that is not likely to carry you very far on the independent cycle, much less to mainstream Hollywood productions even by sheer force of nepotism. Not to mention he now treats his channel as his full MO.

3. Quinton has admitted he meant to start streaming this year and the only reason he is not doing it right now is because of the Z-Ellis DMs. As of now he has only displayed interest in two franchises: Jak and Daxter and Raid: Shadow Legends, with Garfield Kart as an "ironic" pick. He currently has a Twitch profile with nothing notable and at least a couple of attempts at speedrunning.
Considering Quinton's fare on podcast appearances and streams, just how awful could the end result of him streaming be?
He is a void of charisma, he constantly fails to respect the "no silence, no breaks" rules by being boring, displays neither a special interest in gaming or "debating", laughs at his own jokes and is far too sensible to bare a hypothetical troll raid.
 
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