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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 199 14.0%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 210 14.8%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 596 41.9%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 420 29.5%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 372 26.1%

  • Total voters
    1,423

Glade Candles

Keeping the flame of gratitude lit.
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Weird timing since it seems like Quinton has slowly been tweeting more about Scooby-Doo recently. I wouldn't be surprise if he comes out with a new video where he casually reveals he's been a life long Scooby-Doo fan
My guess when it comes to Scoob is that the Garfield Eats guy recently got the license for Scooby-Doo as well.
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edit: late on the Nathen Mazri thing, so for bonus

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Woke Blue Muttlema

DMs might be open, but your heart is not
True & Honest Fan
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Sometimes shit just stops being funny.
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http://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1366888198111125506

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Be welcome kiwi mate to Da Cozy Corner. Where I, a totally awesome not expert, give you tips to take care of your hair you should know.

1. Wash it for fuck's sake.
2. Use a shampoo and conditioner combo that works for your hair type (yes, there are types).
3. Carefully massage from your roots all the way to the ends minding to not pull or be too aggressive.
4. Allow it to dry on its own, as drying with a towel (like when you dry dishes) can thin it. Using a hairdryer should only come when you really need it.
5. Don't be afraid to try masks (the best ones can be made with stuff you have at home) and comb your hair (from your roots) if your hair really needs it. This goes for my boy kiwis.
6. Ponytails, buns, and man-buns can help take care of your hair if you have it too long. Don't pull too hard and leave room for your hair to breathe.
7. Please remember that we cut hair for a reason, as having it too long in some areas creates a lot of stress on your roots.
 

protomartyr

Weebfinder General
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Quentin saying that Bill and Ted 3 is the one reason why you decided to stay alive is mere proof that this man is not a real Keanu Reeves fan. Everyone knows that Speed and Point Break are the reasons why you stay alive.
The disrespect being done to Bill & Ted 1 and Freaked in this post is frankly disgusting.

Also 4:3 is an underrated aspect ratio and I'll be in the cold hard ground before I let Quinton taint its good name with his clout-chasing, gay-baiting, agonising attempts at comedy.
 

Neko GF

CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEL!!!
True & Honest Fan
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Sometimes shit just stops being funny.
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http://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1366888198111125506

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Be welcome kiwi mate to Da Cozy Corner. Where I, a totally awesome not expert, give you tips to take care of your hair you should know.

1. Wash it for fuck's sake.
2. Use a shampoo and conditioner combo that works for your hair type (yes, there are types).
3. Carefully massage from your roots all the way to the ends minding to not pull or be too aggressive.
4. Allow it to dry on its own, as drying with a towel (like when you dry dishes) can thin it. Using a hairdryer should only come when you really need it.
5. Don't be afraid to try masks (the best ones can be made with stuff you have at home) and comb your hair (from your roots) if your hair really needs it. This goes for my boy kiwis.
6. Ponytails, buns, and man-buns can help take care of your hair if you have it too long. Don't pull too hard and leave room for your hair to breathe.
7. Please remember that we cut hair for a reason, as having it too long in some areas creates a lot of stress on your roots.
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He looks like a caveman who's addicted to soy lattes and Reddit.
 

Peach Pit

True & Honest Fan
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It’s even more laughable that he even called this “high testosterone”. He’s almost looking like Randy from My Name is Earl:

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having excessively high t actually makes you look pretty fucking nasty, usually. you bald sooner, have worse acne, a shitton of body hair, and significant weight gain. you often have mood swings and are more likely to take part in high risk behavior. he's probably not lying about having high t, but it's not something to really brag about.
 

Windex Drinker

glug glug
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having excessively high t actually makes you look pretty fucking nasty, usually. you bald sooner, have worse acne, a shitton of body hair, and significant weight gain. you often have mood swings and are more likely to take part in high risk behavior. he's probably not lying about having high t, but it's not something to really brag about.
So Q should do HRT?
 

Overachiever

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He looks like a caveman who's addicted to soy lattes and Reddit.
It's really sad that Quinton looks so drained and old before even reaching 30. He hasn't fucked up his life. His Youtube channel might not be thriving but it gives him enough financial security to pursue actually useful education or any other potentially lucrative hobbies. Woodworking is open to anyone with money for tools and a desire to learn. Quinton has a world of possibilities before him but instead he chooses to be miserable at 25.
His current look isn't caused purely by his Innsmouth genes either. The bright spark of motivation in a person's eyes can really bring out their best traits. Be animated, comb your hair, wear vibrantly colored clothing and you can look damn decent. All I get from Quinton is deep, deep depression and dead eyes that usually belong on an 80 year old. Also he needs to close his mouth before he catches a fly. Use that big nose of yours my friend.
 

Scarmaiden

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Tathagata

He who has thus come/gone
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Literally malding lol

He looks downright retarded in the second pic - it's the combination of a pajama-like tee and that look he does, can't quite pinpoint what it's supposed to be: is this his attempt at instaface? is it "oh my god I'm so miserable, please pity me" face? is it "I'm not amused" look?
It's the "I fetishize being pathetic to try and scrape over the fact that I actually have nothing of value going on in my life" look. Ironic retardation is still retardation, Qoomrade Quinton.
 

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