True & Honest Fan
You know those 'motivational' posters that say things like "The one constant in all your failed relationships is you"? Q needs that, but for computers. I'm genuinely curious how he's so bad at it. Does he sit there eating handfuls of cheetos and clogging the fans with cheetos dust? Does he block the ventilation ports with random crap? Does he keep coming down with cryptominer malware that ruthlessly overworks any machine it runs on to heat death, like that virus that was killing cell phones a while back? I mean, I routinely use the same machine for 5+ years and only get a new one when my old OS is no longer supported (and the new one won't run on the old hardware). I've never once had a virus or a hard drive failure in 20+ years. That's probably exceptional, but Q just has to be doing something badly wrong and I wish I knew what.