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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 210 13.6%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 222 14.4%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 635 41.0%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 464 30.0%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 409 26.4%

  • Total voters
    1,547

Epic Fedora Man

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As for trans arc, I am afraid he might be scared into not doing it by how many times kiwis are predicting it. You fuckers aren't cracking the egg, you are fucking slamming it against the pan.
I don't think that would stop him. Maybe someone who is a proud person would see it like that. But Quinton, as we all know, has no pride and would do things even if was the most predictable shit in the world.

He would probably go on saying something like: "I know some of you people in the forums were hoping I become trans, fuck it I'm trans now. You happy Kiwi Farms? You happy now? Now you got nothing to speculate over."
 

Woke Blue Muttlema

DMs might be open, but your heart is not
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Q knows how much his Mommy Hontra and her bitch boy Ollie's channels grew after they both trooned out.

Logic dictates that someone like Quit-a-ton that revolves their life around channel subs/views is headed in that direction, and the possibility that it'll make his Waifu Nyk notice him is just gravy.

It's not a matter of IF but WHEN.

Sure, Q might put it off "the tuck" because he doesn't want to prove us right, but his compulsion for validation by BreadTube and his obsession with Hontra is going to make his troon saga happen eventually.

Put on that dress and wig, Q. You know you want to, you fucking fat failure.
You make a very good point but Hontra and Abighoul started crossdressing before going full trans. We only have one instance of Quinton putting on a wig and lipstick, and even then it was a minor gag, not a full video.
The fanbases are also different. The infatuation for Wynn and Thorne is unreal, while the parasocial fans of Q are a minority he seems to avoid.

If Quinton really plans to transition I will give him some credit for the fact that he seems more concerned about mastering the little things with some subtlety (mannerisms, speech) rather than going full AGP. That said, Q's sasquatch-looking ass makes the combo pretty unsettling.

For me, his sexuality can be best explained by two terms: Redditor and Discord moderator.
 
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Saul Goodman Fan

S’all Good Man
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You make a very good point but Hontra and Abighoul started crossdressing before going full trans. We only have one instance of Quinton putting on a wig and lipstick, and even then it was a minor gag, not a full video.
The fanbases are also different. The infatuation for Wynn and Thorne is unreal, while the parasocial fans of Q are a minority he seems to avoid.

If Quinton really plans to transition I will give him some credit for the fact that he seems more concerned about mastering the little things with some subtlety (mannerisms, speech) rather than going full AGP. That said, Q's sasquatch-looking ass makes the combo pretty unsettling.
For me, his sexuality can be best explained by two terms: Redditor and Discord moderator.
It would not surprise me if Q gets cancelled in the future for grooming fans on discord.
 

Kanuckski

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Q has four videos total planned for iCarly, including the last one being about Schneider. I doubt we can get enough kiwis by hour tbh.

Correction: It's going to be 5 videos.
iBinged iCarly (and had an intense emotional breakdown in the process), which got leaked.
The End of iCarly
The Scandalous Chaos of Sam and Cat
We Don't Talk About Dan Scheneider
The iCarly iCeberg

If you want to know how much he is failing, the first four videos were supposed to be released before April.
I'll watch an hour, if you want you could make a conversation or something to plan it all out if you're serious about it too. With @Mal0 that'd be 3/5. I'll take The End of iCarly, please.
 

Mal0

Contact with this SCP will turn you into a furfag
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I'll watch an hour, if you want you could make a conversation or something to plan it all out if you're serious about it too. With @Mal0 that'd be 3/5. I'll take The End of iCarly, please.
I'm not sure how well my review would be, but at least it would be a chance to get valid critiques on my note taking at least.

Edit: I'll do it if it ever comes out. I won't take charge of this autistic group project since I'm a shitty leader, but I'll do my part to help
 
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Oliver Onions

Stop sinning, that's literally all you have to do.
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You make a very good point but Hontra and Abighoul started crossdressing before going full trans. We only have one instance of Quinton putting on a wig and lipstick, and even then it was a minor gag, not a full video.
The fanbases are also different. The infatuation for Wynn and Thorne is unreal, while the parasocial fans of Q are a minority he seems to avoid.
Another factor, and I want to be very careful in how I phrase this, is that those two (through the magic of lighting, filters and a fuck-ton of makeup) are almost, occasionally capable of passing as somewhat attractive women, so long as you squint your eyes and don't hear them speak. At the very least they're both thin.

If Quinton troons out, on the other hand, he's gonna go the Jim Sterling route and end up looking like Divine by way of Homer's make-up shotgun. Look how well the troon saga has worked out for Jim's already dying channel; I think that's what we could expect from Q.

Of course avoiding that would mean Q actually being possessed of self-awareness and a spine; I can easily see him trooning out just because a 5 on his Discord server or Twitter tells him he'd look cute.
 

Burning Fanatic

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If there's one thing the internet needs less of, it's the nerdy white guy/troon who makes long video essays about shit literally no normal person would ever give a shit about. Whenever I see a channel like Quinton, I can just smell the soy coming off him and his viewers
All the more reason why I appreciate channels that can put out fairly succinct videos covering extremely niche topics. They lay out all the info without overstaying their welcome.
 

Woke Blue Muttlema

DMs might be open, but your heart is not
True & Honest Fan
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I won't take charge of this autistic group project since I'm a shitty leader, but I'll do my part to help
Do not worry my dear kiwi. I take responsibility for all autism-related projects in this corner of the Farms in the eyes of God and Null.

That means I am taking the hypothetical 6-hour bullet to keep you safe.

So far the Review Five are:
Your Majesty: iBinged iCarly (and had an intense emotional breakdown in the process)
@Kanuckski : The End of iCarly
@Quintex96 : The Scandalous Chaos of Sam and Cat
@Mal0 : We Don't Talk About Dan Schneider
@Vetti : The iCarly iCeberg

Feel free to join in our autistic community project.;)

In other news, I showed my sister this...
Shrek Quinton 2.PNG

She thinks Q can recover some hair.

I am hot.PNG
 

SpergPatrol

You're a faggot Harry
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Do not worry my dear kiwi. I take responsibility for all autism-related projects in this corner of the Farms in the eyes of God and Null.

That means I am taking the hypothetical 6-hour bullet to keep you safe.

So far the Review Five are:
Your Majesty: iBinged iCarly (and had an intense emotional breakdown in the process)
@Kanuckski : The End of iCarly
@Quintex96 : The Scandalous Chaos of Sam and Cat
@Mal0 : We Don't Talk About Dan Schneider
@Vetti : The iCarly iCeberg

Feel free to join in our autistic community project.;)

In other news, I showed my sister this...
View attachment 2130708

She thinks Q can recover some hair.

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If you need more help I will join in too if you want.

But yeah quinton starting to hit the "I'm self aware and insecure," phase of being a breadtuber.
It where they start making jokes saying "oh I am such a drunk," and making pot shots at themselves, but if you joke about it as well they will get upset about it.

Seriously if you reply to that bare minimum comment right now saying "yeah I can tell you look like a blading lion," quinton will ethier remove the post or cry on his server about it
 

Mal0

Contact with this SCP will turn you into a furfag
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Oh dear god he is a perfect example of a breadtuber troon without the beard holy shit :story:

Checklist:
- 5 o'clock shadow
- Messy, thinning hair
- Thick eyebrows
- Cold, dead stare
- Awkward pose for a selfie
- Awful hygene

Kinda reminds of of tomgirl Christine if I'm honest.
 

Water-T

STARVING TO DEATH...FOR ATTENTION (AND CAKE)
True & Honest Fan
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GODDAMN.

How does he manage to get uglier by the day?

On the plus side, removing the beard made his face look thinner, but now there's just MORE of that hideous countenance.

His eyes are trying unsuccessfully to escape from his face.

Calling it now - the face shaving is step one on his road to trooning out.
 

Bastard_Call

Amateur rapist
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Say what you want but my man's got a solid jawline some pretty good cheekbones, I'm genuinely surprised. If he cut his greasy neckbeard hair and dressed like an adult he might actually be a little handsome.

But that kind of thing would require Quinton to develop some self respect, and that's not something you can get from shaving yourself once in a blue moon for twitter likes.
 

Woke Blue Muttlema

DMs might be open, but your heart is not
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Calling it now - the face shaving is step one on his road to trooning out
He is doing it to do a Shrek cosplay.

That pose, that stressed expression, the locked jaw, the perspective, that stare. He is no hideous to look at, but he sure tries.

The trans arc will only come when he gets caught in another DM saga or something bigger imo. That if it ever happens, Taxxon is always available.
 

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