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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 210 13.6%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 222 14.4%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 635 41.0%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 464 30.0%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 409 26.4%

  • Total voters
    1,547

Mal0

Contact with this SCP will turn you into a furfag
True & Honest Fan
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Chilson

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Its the fucking eyes man. Sure, his body looks like shit. But, if he wasn't Quinton, he could work that off and actually look pretty decent. But there is no fixing those fucking fish eyes. They are so fucking large and far apart.
 

Woke Blue Muttlema

DMs might be open, but your heart is not
True & Honest Fan
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I don't know where to turn my attention with this tbh.
The wrinkled shirt, the baggy leggings, the homemade leather bags in his feet. The stressed mouth, the tensed grip of the hands, and the duck feet are something but I am somewhat surprised he owns a softbox lighting set and there's an orthopedic cane in the background.
I have already sperged about how this lad seems to only know how to record in automatic and auto-focus and he still owns a softbox set.

LOW EFFORT MEME
SHE FOLLOWS ME.jpgSHE FOLLOWS ME NOT.jpg
 
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Oliver Onions

Stop sinning, that's literally all you have to do.
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Okay help me out here. I know he looks like a famous mugshot I've seen, but I can't quite place it.

He has the same dead-eyed stare as Son of Sam, but it still doesn't line up; although they do share the same irl photofit bizarre proportions:
Quinton The Homunculus.jpgson-of-sam-david-berkowitz-mug-shot-1977-vertical-tony-rubino.jpg
I don't know where to turn my attention with this tbh.
The wrinkled shirt, the baggy leggings, the homemade leather bags in his feet. The stressed mouth, the tensed grip of the hands, and the duck feet are something but I am somewhat surprised he owns a softbox lighting set and there's an orthopedic cane in the background.
I have already sperged about how this lad seems to only know how to record in automatic and auto-focus and he still owns a softbox set.

LOW EFFORT MEME
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More like 'I follow her home', amicorrect.
 

The Emperor Skeksis

Jim Henson's OC with three dicks
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I don't know what to say. I don't like calling people 'ugly' because god knows I'm no model myself, but this is... Q has a really unfortunate everyhing. I don't even know how you would fix that - losing weight won't fix those knees, and his face is just kinda off in the worst way. He really needs that beard.
 

zetamale

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quinton's face looks like something you would create on the wii's mii maker as a kid to make your friends laugh

"haha oh my god dude, what if we totally max out the eyebrow and nose size and put his eyes on the furthest possible setting apart???? and of course the most fucked up head shape!"
nintendo has a mii maker online so luckily i can perfectly illustrate what i mean

quintessadeville.png
 

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