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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 210 13.6%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 222 14.4%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 635 41.0%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 464 30.0%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 409 26.4%

  • Total voters
    1,547

Jar-Jar Fanboy

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I think Riverdale would be a good goal. It is interestingly bad,it targets his bizarre demographic, and no one can possible get made at you for hating it. That and the show is pretty straight forward if not confusingly so sometimes.
Riverdale is by far the worst show I've seen every episode of, but everybody has already shit on it. If Quinton really wants to make his mark as a good video essayist, he needs to make a video defending Riverdale, and actually sell it. If he can pull it off, and convince me that I'm a smoothbrain that's not nearly smart enough to truly understand Riverdale, I'll resubscribe to the guy
 

albert chan

TWAIN 2024
True & Honest Fan
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I found this about the penders video and Epstein which we can all agree with that he did t kill himself

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Quinton really thinks making “Bill Gates hung out with Jeffery Epstein” jokes will make us ignore the fact that Glee is the most wanted video essay that his Breadtube fans in training want to watch.

Gates’ net worth is allegedly $135 billion, while Q only has stock in memorabilia that he used to make video essays for teenage/young adult fiction that he doesn’t understand or have any interest in.
 

Josterman

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Quinton really thinks making “Bill Gates hung out with Jeffery Epstein” jokes will make us ignore the fact that Glee is the most wanted video essay that his Breadtube fans in training want to watch.

Gates’ net worth is allegedly $135 billion, while Q only has stock in memorabilia that he used to make video essays for teenage/young adult fiction that he doesn’t understand or have any interest in.
Epstein knew everyone we can agree to that too
plus how much does Q actually make although I’m looking forward to for that penders video it’s the best or worst of both worlds two lolcows for the price of one
 

Woke Blue Muttlema

DMs might be open, but your heart is not
True & Honest Fan
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Hey, late as fuck but I wanted to highlight this 2-year-old video Chills made about his voice that Q either didn't watch or willingly ignored.

Notable consoomer tweets:

The only true promise he is making for videos this year. (please ignore the schedules he already posted)
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Quinton tried to get into Warrior Cats.
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Quinton seeks to get super fan status in other Gen X nostalgic property no one under 30 has thought about in decades.
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The Emperor Skeksis

Jim Henson's OC with three dicks
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Hey, late as fuck but I wanted to highlight this 2-year-old video Chills made about his voice that Q either didn't watch or willingly ignored.

Notable consoomer tweets:

The only true promise he is making for videos this year. (please ignore the schedules he already posted)
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Quinton tried to get into Warrior Cats.
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Quinton seeks to get super fan status in other Gen X nostalgic property no one under 30 has taught about in decades.
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Wow, two Garfield videos in 8 months? Our cup floweth over, Quinton. This is why they pay you the big bucks.
 

omori

go the fuck to sleep
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Old but I think I have an idea why Quinton decided to dress up as human Shrek. The group behind Shrek retold posted a trailer announcing the eventual Shrek Retold 2 so... me thinks that Quinton managed to get a part in this. If true, Quinton is really putting his submission off to the last minute if he’s just suiting up the same day those tweets were posted.
 

Uncle Ben's

Perfect Every Time
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How is it that I’m already for sure certain that this artist has pronouns on their Twitter bio description?
Late and off-topic but that's quite a prolific artist, if you've ever heard of the "uwu cute catgirl" troon, this artist is basically the progenitor of that kind of artwork, to the point where I'm surprised there's a grand total of 6 results for his name on the forum. He used to post some less overtly troon art on 4chan back in the day because of course he did.

To get back on topic, it should be no surprise that a person like that with artwork like that has attracted the eye of Q.
 

Josterman

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Late and off-topic but that's quite a prolific artist, if you've ever heard of the "uwu cute catgirl" troon, this artist is basically the progenitor of that kind of artwork, to the point where I'm surprised there's a grand total of 6 results for his name on the forum. He used to post some less overtly troon art on 4chan back in the day because of course he did.

To get back on topic, it should be no surprise that a person like that with artwork like that has attracted the eye of Q.
And it’s gross art I don’t like it
 

Rupert Gherkin

Gypsy Deportation Expert
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Cow crossover with RebelTaxi - April 16th, 2021
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"Blessed be thy pillowman, king of the universe, whomst vanquished all degenerates and coomers from thy sacred bandwidth. Whom has so righteously forsaken thy e-whores to the valley of the shadow of death, and whom delivered us to Eretz Yisrael from mental enslavement in the land of TikTok."

I can translate this into broken Biblical Hebrew for shits and giggles if anyone's interested.
 

Campbell-Duo

Hey you're a Dredgen, now fight like one!
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NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN PORN! HOW WILL I COOOOOOOOM!?!?!?!

I wonder if these braindead coomers will ever learn they're better off not blasting their brain with pornography and spanking it 8 times a day.
The reason people give a shit about porn being banned is the same reason why people cared when gab did it.

If a free speech site has anything banned it throws the idea of it being "free speech" into the garbage because now people question if the sites owners and staff will actually keep the site free speech or will they start banning things they don't like.

No one was seriously gonna go onto said sites for porn
 
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Jack Awful

Laughs at Tards
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The reason people give a shit about porn being banned is the same reason why people cared with gab did it.

If a free speech site has anything banned it throws the idea of it being "free speech" into the garbage because now people question if the sites owners and staff will actually keep the site free speech or will they start banning things they don't like.

No one was seriously gonna go onto said sites for porn
Yeah, as much as I hate to say it, Quinton has a point.

The conservatives believe in actual "free speech" as little as the liberals, they just use the term because their views are currently being censored.

If the pendulum swung right tomorrow and the republicans gained the power over big tech that the democrats have now then the right wouldn't complain about free speech anymore and the left would.
 
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Ged's Forth

Anytime, anywhere
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The reason people give a shit about porn being banned is the same reason why people cared when gab did it.

If a free speech site has anything banned it throws the idea of it being "free speech" into the garbage because now people question if the sites owners and staff will actually keep the site free speech or will they start banning things they don't like.

No one was seriously gonna go onto said sites for porn
I don't know if I entirely agree with this. Porn really has a habit of shitting up websites where it's allowed. Go on /b/ right now and honestly tell me it wouldn't be a bit better without all the non-stop porn threads. I know banning porn does disqualify a site from being "free speech", but it does often make the experience better for non-coombrains, so this is something I'm a bit conflicted on. Maybe just stop marketing these centralized twitter alternatives as being pro-free speech, idk.

I do agree with Jack Awful, in that conservatives only care about freedom of speech because they're the ones being censored right now and liberals are only against it because they aren't being censored. Just look at mid 20th century america if you need any more evidence of that.
 

ReggieRiceFields

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The Littlest Shitlord

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I do agree with Jack Awful, in that conservatives only care about freedom of speech because they're the ones being censored right now and liberals are only against it because they aren't being censored. Just look at mid 20th century america if you need any more evidence of that.
"Conservative" is a very broad label that describes a massive group, and the composition of such groups inevitably changes with time. There is a very large mass of people who are fundamentally fearful, irrational, and uncritical who become authoritarians, and thus are hateful, tribalistic, hypocritical, and unempathetic. And because it's far easier to change what you think than to change how you think, they can be either Left or Right, and this identification can change during their lifetime. Because they can be bullied and manipulated into compliance, and are bullies themselves, they can form a critical mass of such people with like beliefs that grows naturally until it comprises most of the susceptible population, and becomes the dominant political force.

But since they are such utter assholes, their kids inevitably hate them and rebel and run in the opposite direction, bringing their reign to an end and instituting a new one on the other side of the political spectrum. But since their parents never taught them how to think, because they themselves didn't know how, the next generation becomes just as bad as the old one. And the cycle repeats. This is why the pendulum of American politics swings on a generational timeline. In the mid 20th century during the Red Scare, anticommunist conservatives had most of the authoritarians. Today, it's the Social Justice movement that has most of the authoritarians. Whichever side has the critical mass of authoritarians, will be the side that wants to censor people. Count on it.

Authoritarians have poor self-monitoring ability, they aren't any better at looking at their own thoughts critically than they are looking at anyone else's. And because they therefore can't control themselves, they must control others. They have to shut down opposing ideas by force, because they don't have the ability to defend against them logically. Deep down, they know that, and it terrifies them. And they assume everyone else is just as gullible, so they must protect society from evil ideas. If conservatives take over and immediately start censoring people, it will only be because they are so frightened by how close we've come to the absolute abyss that they have decided that anything is better than that. And this will be historically unprecedented, and horrifying. But if things follow the historical pattern, we'll just get another normal pendulum swing.
 

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