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am i alone in thinking Q isn't gonna troon?
he seems like one of those straight allies who's "gender nonconforming" and expects asspats for that, a la 'Travis McElroy'. its their way of forcing themselves into lgbt spaces without actually being lgbt
troons, pardon the pun, actually have way more balls bc they actually commit to the bit, "gender noncomforming" mfs like Quinton don't have to deal with getting called a tranny quite as much
he seems like one of those straight allies who's "gender nonconforming" and expects asspats for that, a la 'Travis McElroy'. its their way of forcing themselves into lgbt spaces without actually being lgbt
troons, pardon the pun, actually have way more balls bc they actually commit to the bit, "gender noncomforming" mfs like Quinton don't have to deal with getting called a tranny quite as much
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Wally Gator
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Never thought about it that way, but yeah. I can totally see this as a ploy to get some crumbs of that sweet they/them pussy
He's just following Ollie's playbook, where he slowly feminized himself by shaving his beard, growing his hair long, and painting his nails (protip: Dominic Noble is doing this too, so expect his troon out very soon).
Q is a pussy who bends where the wind blows, and is slowly dipping his toes in the tranny waters to see how his audience (and his waifu Nyk) reacts. Once he gets enough asspats, he'll order some make up and cheap Shake-n-Go wigs, then make a long drawn out video about how he is QUINTESSA now, like Ollie did. Now Mommy Hontra will surely notice him!
This is Quinton's big friend, Ron shecklestien
Josterman
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He looks like a wannnabe trcuker
For those of you who want a summary of the FRED video, yours truly did that a while ago with the first two hours that were available. It might be a complicated post to load but it contains some memes and clips that deserve some love.
For the Quintonettes that might be reading this: if you want to sound like a girl, you first need to know how to raise your larynx and understand resonance because just talking like a valley girl doesn't cut it. Researching this is extremely easy and you can find free tutorials on YouTube. If you only concentrate on cadence you just sound like a Quinton.
On the Robbert Pattinson Question
I wasn't able to find how the meme started (trust me, I tried). The oldest instance I know of was Quinton's old videos and the unlisted In The Field but I couldn't exactly pinpoint why Quinton repeats it.
It could be one of those cases in which you enter a Facebook app that tells you which celebrities you look like and it just so happened to be Pattinson. After all, Quinton claimed to talk trash about Twilight during his school years, so maybe it was an inside joke between him and his mates. I just think even he laughs it off because most people have done those stupid tests and come up with outlandish answers.
Imo Quinton looks way more like the hypothetical offspring of Guillermo del Toro and Antonia Zegers.
I do agree with you wholeheartedly. Quinton technically is already playing the Thought Crime strategy of barely trying while still talking like a sissy. While I wouldn't discard completely the possibility of Quinton trooning out, I think is unlikely he would do it and I see him settling for a trans woman far more than him becoming one. He already has "came out" as bisexual and asexual, I write "came out" because he only ever made the statement a couple of times on Twitter, and for all the posturing he has never attended Pride or done anything that doesn't make him look like Discord groomer.
Ages ago I made a post about that. To quote what I already posted, Quinton has the fundamentals of a female voice. At worst he sounds mildly androgynous. Pitch, volume, cadence, you name it sister. You can download a voice coaching app and test it yourself. But you may ask yourself, why does this nibba don't sound like a lady then? There's more to a female voice than just those elements, hence why Quinton's voice sounds like your average Hontra imitator minus the Mickey Mouse voice.
For the Quintonettes that might be reading this: if you want to sound like a girl, you first need to know how to raise your larynx and understand resonance because just talking like a valley girl doesn't cut it. Researching this is extremely easy and you can find free tutorials on YouTube. If you only concentrate on cadence you just sound like a Quinton.
On the Robbert Pattinson Question
I wasn't able to find how the meme started (trust me, I tried). The oldest instance I know of was Quinton's old videos and the unlisted In The Field but I couldn't exactly pinpoint why Quinton repeats it.
It could be one of those cases in which you enter a Facebook app that tells you which celebrities you look like and it just so happened to be Pattinson. After all, Quinton claimed to talk trash about Twilight during his school years, so maybe it was an inside joke between him and his mates. I just think even he laughs it off because most people have done those stupid tests and come up with outlandish answers.
Imo Quinton looks way more like the hypothetical offspring of Guillermo del Toro and Antonia Zegers.
The Grimace
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turditup
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Also, if you don't yet loathe Q-ball, his iCarly video shows he chews with his mouth open
This is NOT what a sexual predator looks like. STOP looking at this image of an overweight man-child sloppily eating while watch two young girls and saying this looks like footage of a nonce.
This is NOT what a sexual predator looks like. STOP looking at this image of an overweight man-child sloppily eating while watch two young girls and saying this looks like footage of a nonce.
It gets funnier when you harbor that Quinton was supposed to start the whole iCarly thing to lose weight.
The Grimace
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How does he continually look worse, is it the longer hair?
Wally Gator
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Jesus fuck it's five hours long....
Whatyahideing
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You know what I've seen people on this site do these sort of reaction things and I think I'm gonna start here. God help me
Whatyahideing
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0:00 - 2:00: Just a bunch of preamble about to show and it's history. god why is a video this long not spilt into chapters like most video essay are know days. I already regret this.
2:00 - 4:02: I won't really say that icarly predicted the future. since by the time the show started airing people like Philip Defranco and and Ray William Jonson were all ready living out with similar circumstances. Plus tv like networks like machinima were being formed so the things the show purposed weren't that far off from when it was made. Also Quinton don't lie you haven't been to another youtubers set your to much of a loser for that.
4:02 - 5:00: I think Quinton is probably gonna get a huge subscriber boost from this because with the new season releasing in a few weeks people are more aware of what iCarly is more then ever. Plus the people who probably are nostalgic for icarly are now left leaning grifters so there the perfect audience for poor old Quinton.
5:00 - 6:00: Wait so this just part 1 and It's 4 fucking hours. yeah this is probably gonna be the only one I'm doing.
6:00 - 8:54: Even more preamble about how he's doing this project including the fun little fact that HE RESTUCTUREING HIS ENTIRE LIFE AROND THE SHOW! Jesus man no wonder you were so moody this year you have been watching icarly every single day a mediocre at best kids show.
8:54 - 10:24: After losing his mind a bit more quinton revels something we all knew from the begging and I quote "I'm a fat pieces of shit." Not only is this an icarly retrospective but also a weight lost journey ho ray. judging by his more "modern photos" that didn't turn out so well.
10:24 - 10:41: I would call that unhealthy but I guess do what you must quinton
10:41 - 12:37: In this stretch of time quinton laments his other attempts of getting attention including how he spent almost thousands of hours in raid shadow legends just for a joke. Quinton you do realize that spending most of your life chasing dead memes is the reason your probably depressed right?
12:37 - 12:54: Your right cause those stunts actively prevent you from so maybe you should STOP DOING THEM IF THERE ARN'T FUNNY.
Ok you know what I think I had enough of this stupid video. I know I haven't got to the main part but you know what I'm gonna be better then quinton and not force myself work on something I do not enjoy or pretend I like it just for a stupid joke. Besides this video really doesn't say anything new about quinton that we all ready didn't know that he is a spineless loser with no self-esteem.
2:00 - 4:02: I won't really say that icarly predicted the future. since by the time the show started airing people like Philip Defranco and and Ray William Jonson were all ready living out with similar circumstances. Plus tv like networks like machinima were being formed so the things the show purposed weren't that far off from when it was made. Also Quinton don't lie you haven't been to another youtubers set your to much of a loser for that.
4:02 - 5:00: I think Quinton is probably gonna get a huge subscriber boost from this because with the new season releasing in a few weeks people are more aware of what iCarly is more then ever. Plus the people who probably are nostalgic for icarly are now left leaning grifters so there the perfect audience for poor old Quinton.
5:00 - 6:00: Wait so this just part 1 and It's 4 fucking hours. yeah this is probably gonna be the only one I'm doing.
6:00 - 8:54: Even more preamble about how he's doing this project including the fun little fact that HE RESTUCTUREING HIS ENTIRE LIFE AROND THE SHOW! Jesus man no wonder you were so moody this year you have been watching icarly every single day a mediocre at best kids show.
8:54 - 10:24: After losing his mind a bit more quinton revels something we all knew from the begging and I quote "I'm a fat pieces of shit." Not only is this an icarly retrospective but also a weight lost journey ho ray. judging by his more "modern photos" that didn't turn out so well.
10:24 - 10:41: I would call that unhealthy but I guess do what you must quinton
10:41 - 12:37: In this stretch of time quinton laments his other attempts of getting attention including how he spent almost thousands of hours in raid shadow legends just for a joke. Quinton you do realize that spending most of your life chasing dead memes is the reason your probably depressed right?
12:37 - 12:54: Your right cause those stunts actively prevent you from so maybe you should STOP DOING THEM IF THERE ARN'T FUNNY.
Ok you know what I think I had enough of this stupid video. I know I haven't got to the main part but you know what I'm gonna be better then quinton and not force myself work on something I do not enjoy or pretend I like it just for a stupid joke. Besides this video really doesn't say anything new about quinton that we all ready didn't know that he is a spineless loser with no self-esteem.
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Holy shit he actually got it out
Whatyahideing
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8:54 - 10:24: After losing his mind a bit more quinton revels something we all knew from the begging and I quote "I'm a fat pieces of shit." Not only is this an icarly retrospective but also a weight lost journey ho ray. judging by his more "modern photos" that didn't turn out so well.
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