This is more true than I think you even realize. What's the point of dunking on Rags? His own family already dunk on him on their facebook timelines and he basically abandoned his channel and his own community to do EFAP, which is a community of people who absolutely do not like him.
I’d rather watch the one hour loop of the “WHAT ARE THOSE” dinosaurs
Wasn't he also expecting this to be his magnum opus or some shit and wanting this to get attention away from the Lindsay Ellis DM fiasco? How can he be this much of a fuck up, I know I shouldn't be surprised since it's Quinton, but damn he dropped the ball. Congrats on making a 5 hour waste of time for a show no one cares about anymore lol.
Fucking degenerate.
Nigga how else do you expect me to get through 5 FUCKING HOURS of this shit?
Buck status: Broken
Actually views themselves don't really count for anything (they did at one point, but YT changed that years back since using raw view numbers as a metric heavily encouraged clickbait), and engagement only makes up a small percentag of consideration in the algorithm. The absolute king algorithmically is watch time and monetization status. If you have a really long monetized video on a topic that's not too heavy, people will tend to put it on in the background while they're doing other stuff which leads to a lot of watch time and a pleased algorithm.
Well why wouldn't the site be obsessed with trannies: they're just like clowns (caking on sloppy, gaudy makeup, coloring their hair bright unnatural colors, speaking in absurd voices, wearing awkward and outrageous outfits, reacting to everything in completely over the top ways, trying to touch little kids when nobody's looking), but unlike clowns trannies are somehow dead serious about all of it, which makes them far funnier than any actual clown.
Wow, what a little bitch.big ups to macguyver16, your timestamped commentary has saved me 4 hours, you fucking legend
so i only watched his little closing bit in the last 5-6 mins of the video, so outside of the stuff in the first 90 min cut, i haven't caught any of his weight loss updates but HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA
So to give a run down of his epilogue, it may shock you to learn trying to rewire your brain to associate daily iCarly with daily exercise didn't pan out, BUT WHERE SHIT GETS GOOD is that he says doing so actually fucking DEPRESSED him because of how "mean spirited" this show for tween girls was
DIRECT QUOTE: "I kept getting depressed because this show makes me feel like shit"
And apparently the announcement of the iCarly revival turbo charged his depression because he set himself an arbitrary deadline to get his video completed by, which he failed to make
Now you might be confused as to why he claims to have failed his deadline, he aimed to have the video out before the revival releases, which is June 17th, and he dropped this 5-hour spregathon on June 15th. Well it turns out he only cover HALF THE FUCKING SHOW. In 5 HOURS. He intends to make a SEQUEL VIDEO focusing on the rest of the show.
Fuck.
Now there's actually some more funny shit packed into this 5 minutes, he goes on to say, "we finished iCary Season 3, can we talk about exactly how much of an ACCOMPLISHMENT that really is?"
He also props up his want to get 500k subs again, which is funny, given how few subs he's gotten since dropping this video and how much he clearly wanted and expected this video to be a big boost for him,
But the big thing i think that really cements cements just how loathsome and pathetic the Q-meister is comes in the form of this very brief but powerful bit where he is clearly looking to start a pity party for himself because he didn't meet an arbitrary, impromptu, self-imposed deadline. (Here's a timestamped link, seriously check it out: https://youtu.be/dGhDiEt0rSQ?t=16860)
Man, crazy how when your insistent on making videos in this breaking down a show episode-by-episode, scene-by-scene with minimal commentary, you end up having a disgustingly verbose mess that can't be done in any reasonable timeframe because you're giving yourself an unnecessarily large workload.
Genuinely baffles me as to why he's made this, it won't connect with most of his existing fans given the retarded runtime, if anything it will highlight just how lethargic his style is and make him haemorrhage subs. Worst of all, he won't even get hate views from it, just look at the general reaction to this vid on this thread, when you start making shit even your haters can't stomach, you've fucked it.
TL;DR: Quinton is fat and sad
also he book ends it by highlighting shite looking fanart
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I think your summary of this pretty much is the easiest way to consume his video on top of people posting around Quinton's overanalyzing of a fucking kids show with LOLRANDOM humor.
On a similar note, when he's talking about Gibby he makes a bullshit comment about how the show contains "child nudity" because Gibby's reoccurring joke is that he takes his shirt off. And that's all he has to say about that character.
That's the type of stuff that this big oaf Quinton could actually do some good with. Hell if he actually weaved this stuff into his thesis to show the character being played and the person who's playing them it would make the video dare I say: Interesting. You have people who are clearly messed with on this show and are being forced into situations at time (Like any schneider foot scene) and you can get an idea that there's clearly something off. The mood of the show trying to paint one image while the actuality of what's happening during filming being another.
