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[DarnDiddlyDan]

pretty Much

But honestly....I don't really have much going on in life so this was a good time killer/white noise while I work.

 

[SpacePirat]

Anyways so I tried watching the iCarly video, and I had to stop around the first 1-hour mark, where he calls the annoying little fangirl character from the episode "i'am your biggest fan" ""coded autistic"" and "neurodivergent"

Anyways so I tried browsing Kiwifarms, and I had to stop and take a closer look at the Quinton thread, where we call the annoying little fatfuck from Mumkey Drama a while ago ""fucking autistic"" and "neurodivergent"

 

[SpacePirat]

I wonder if Q is trying to be Hbomberguy now. HBomb's videos on series and games he likes/hates are acclaimed and he leaves most of his political sperging out of those videos, and that seems to be a very succesful formula. He also doesn't really stick to any schedule but just drops long videos as he finishes them. Difference is Hbomb has a tight script, a good editor, and knows how media commentary and jokes work (your mileage may vary here).

Maybe Q thought 'I can do that but with shit that I like' but the shit Q likes it terrible, and he's incompetent.

Edit for clarity.

Perhaps, pretty much all of his content is just him imitating people he autistically admires.

 

[Josterman]

But honestly....I don't really have much going on in life so this was a good time killer/white noise while I work.

I prefer silence

 

[zetamale]

you know, it's pretty hilarious that quinton bought allll that icarly merch, and is saying he actually hates icarly now because he didn't realize how meanspirited it is. like,maybe buy the merch after you rewatch icarly to make sure it's something you want to do? who buys this much merch for a show they haven't' even watched/don't remember watching? i bet he won't make good use of 90% of it either

 

[Josterman]

you know, it's pretty hilarious that quinton bought allll that icarly merch, and is saying he actually hates icarly now because he didn't realize how meanspirited it is. like,maybe buy the merch after you rewatch icarly to make sure it's something you want to do? who buys this much merch for a show they haven't' even watched/don't remember watching? i bet he won't make good use of 90% of it either
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How much did this cost him?

 

[albert chan]

>that awkward moment when a former YouTuber now turned rapper manages to get to the point of what he thinks about iCarly

Yeah, Quinton lost this one. Though, then again it always seems he loses battles like this.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

All of this talk about the iCarly video made me realise something.

No matter how it ends, Quinton is going to be sad.

Last time I checked the viewcount was almost 500k, pretty respectable all things considered but it means he will be pressured even more to deliver the second part. If he ended underperforming he would be bitching and would threaten to kill the project all together. His own fans are complaining about how long it is and only now he is considering adding timestamps, which were not made by him. Is very likely only a hundred people have even finished it.

It took him at least six months to make almost five hours of content on just the first three seasons, of which at least an hour and a half are useless tangents about how he feels about the show and to top it off he didn't lose weight.

He plans on making four other videos besides this. Being realistic I doubt he will be able to get through half of his list and what he already owes to his patrons (BigFoot, Homestuck, Gorefield) in the next year. Not to mention he only restructured his Patreon to protect his Discord server.

 

[Criterion Rat]

Being realistic I doubt he will be able to get through half of his list and what he already owes to his patrons (BigFoot, Homestuck, Gorefield) in the next year

For the record, my money is still on Q having some sort of Patreon-related mental breakdown in the near future. Something similar to Spoony, where he becomes so overwhelmed with unfulfilled promises that he quits everything and completely retreats into a life of solitude and nonstop Twitter ranting.

 

[Lyle Delmar Chipperson]

iCarly is just Home Improvement for zoomers.

 

[Chilson]

iCarly is just Home Improvement for zoomers.

Don't blaspheme Tim "the toolman" Taylor like that heretic.

 

[Jack Awful]

he actually hates icarly now because he

I like that the reason he hates iCarly is it was too mean and not because it was made by pedophile Dan Schneider as underage foot fetish porn for a studio that knew, covered for, and enabled him because he made them tons of money, even though now half the stars of his shows are mentally fucked.

 

[Mr. Nobodyguy 202]

I like that the reason he hates iCarly is it was too mean and not because it was made by pedophile Dan Schneider as underage foot fetish porn for a studio that knew, covered for, and enabled him because he made them tons of money, even though now half the stars of his shows are now mentally fucked.

Not to defend the foot stuff, but Dan never got convicted because there’s no solid evidence from his allegations of being a pedo and his accusers from Reddit remaining anonymous.

 

[zetamale]

Not to defend the foot stuff, but Dan never got convicted because there’s no solid evidence from his allegations of being a pedo and his accusers from Reddit remaining anonymous.

Regardless of whether or not the OVERWHELMING evidence against Dan is true or not, what is true is that Janette McCurdy (the co-star, who played Sam Puckett) was indeed "mentally fucked" by Nickelodeon. She's gone on record multiple times about her life ruining experience with them, and it takes minimal research to know this! So, I have to assume Quinton is aware of that fact. Yet, he's still citing the show's tone to be the most damning thing about it when there are far more pressing issues with it.

And personally, the fact that the Dan stuff COULD be true makes me uncomfortable enough to not want to watch the show lol. It's like 90% degenerate fetish fuel

 

[noonster]

I like that the reason he hates iCarly is it was too mean and not because it was made by pedophile Dan Schneider as underage foot fetish porn for a studio that knew, covered for, and enabled him because he made them tons of money, even though now half the stars of his shows are now mentally fucked.

Any iCarly video that doesn't bring up the foot connoisseur Dan "she's a fighter hold her tighter" Schneider, is objectively not worth watching. Also he's calling a Nick live action sitcom too mean spirited? I knew he was a puss but hot damn.

 

[Jack Awful]

Any iCarly video that doesn't bring up the foot connoisseur Dan "she's a fighter hold her tighter" Schneider, is objectively not worth watching. Also he's calling a Nick live action sitcom too mean spirited? I knew he was a puss but hot damn.

Idk if he mentioned it or not, I wouldn't watch a 10 minute Quinton video, let alone a 4 hour one.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

He is saving Schneider related stuff for the video he is going to do on the matter. Which given his track record he likely is going to fall in deep depression after doing basic research on the matter.

However, what is the most eye-opening part of this video is that he starts talking about how iCarly was this trailblazing piece of media that was ahead of its time and yet ends the video, not only with very few things to back that statement, but also refering to it in a negative light. What makes it worse is that, as everything else in his life, he has only himself to blame.

 

[RickestRickCriminal]

This one even has parts.

WARSKI NOOOOOOOO !!!

Going to post this because that video is too damn long.
Twisted Minds - Thursday June 17th, 2021 (iBinged iCarly segment)

• QUINTON MADE A FIVE HOUR VIDEO ON iCARLY FUCK
• "iBinged iCarly? Andy, iBinged a box of donuts." Kyler (unfunny retard, IP2 orbiter, white nationalist)
• Kyler the sperg spergs out about how Quinton talks.
• Andy Warski (far right "comedian", "former" skeptic, brain damage) has never seen iCarly in his life, it's hard for him to watch the video. Of course Kyler didn't watch it because he was 14, since 10 years old watching Comedy Central. Kyler is a cool Internet kid, did I mentioned that?
• Kyler brings up monetization back in the day, Andy says he was scammed by his pee pee poo poo network.
• Quinton says he was too young for iCarly.
• Kyler says The Office actors are fucked for not milking it to be set for life. Even the gay Mexican, laugh because the gay Mexican is Gonzalo Lira.
• Andy says Schneider and Quinton fapped at iCarly...
• Everyone is shocked that Quinton is 24 years old He is 4 years younger than Caillou and looks like a 35 year old
• Joe Rogan is 5'3, yet gunt still cries about his height
• viewer can't comprehend how long this video is.
• Quinton fat voice confirmed.
• Kyler calls out this fat guy for pretending to remembering every dumb mindless sketch in iCarly.
• Kyler predicts Quinton will end up like spoony
• Andy stutters and Kyler calls Quinton's blind spot and a mockery of humanity
• Warski mentions DeOrio got stroke down for showing a Nick Avocado's asshole on stream. The retard didn't delete the stream.
• Andy and Kyler say Quinton is projecting that he went to all these cool place, but in reality he came and left awkwardly.
• QUINTON CALLED HIMSELF AN INTERNET STAR
• Kyler believes Quinton wants to be little girl like Jim Sterling.
• Quinton tries to argue iCarly was not so known
• He called his 5 hour video short
• Quinton keeps promising people things he won't deliver and shills his Trump derangement syndrome Twitter.
• Gunt shot Coffee wasn't hot and intro looks fake.
• The iCarly project, cringe. Makes the Subcultured Media icebergs watchable.
• Some woozuh fight sperging
• Andy mentions Mersh played the woozuh clip on Dlive with violence and nonono words.
• Viewer says Quinton looks like the Mario fish Gulper lol AT Woke Blue Muttlema
• OMFG Quinton damage controlling the video is too long, fucking cringe overload
• "Watching as an essential thing in my life" WTF
• Quinton is our he is a fat piece of shit and he is still fat. The workout that never came. Kyler clipped the sound bite.
• Quinton broke the weight scale
• Viewer calls him a walking punchline.
• People believe his Raids speedrun were inspect elements.
• Quinton runs categories nobody has submitted, pathetic. Andy is a speedrunner, btw What? Took you months?
• Quinton, you aren't taking care of yourself. This coming from a two druggies who use based IRL
• Kyler claims Q is an autistic kid everyone picked on, claims he was just like him and he is normal now.
• iCarly hat, horrifying
• He has the iCarly controller
• turning your life around
• the joke is he is still fat
• the original content from the 5 hour Quinton video is done.
• viewer watched the entire 5 hours, says it's not funny anymore

Sorry for the delay of this post, this is the third time Quinton has been a segment on Twisted Minds. Would have made a post on the second appearance, but it was in their 24 hour stream and it was a rehash of the first appearance of Q in the show.

 

[macguyver16]

A vintage tweet brought up from the cellar, finely aged:

Also, a tweet that Q retweeted. Truly, the ICarly review was his Lawrence of Arabia

 

[Traummaschine]

you know, it's pretty hilarious that quinton bought allll that icarly merch, and is saying he actually hates icarly now because he didn't realize how meanspirited it is. like,maybe buy the merch after you rewatch icarly to make sure it's something you want to do? who buys this much merch for a show they haven't' even watched/don't remember watching? i bet he won't make good use of 90% of it either
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This is the fun part for him - "Planning" a video by buying shit. Then sadly the boring and difficult part comes which is actually making the video.