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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 212 13.6%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 222 14.3%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 637 41.0%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 468 30.1%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 410 26.4%

  • Total voters
    1,555

Sir Joahim Browinson III

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you know, it's pretty hilarious that quinton bought allll that icarly merch, and is saying he actually hates icarly now because he didn't realize how meanspirited it is. like,maybe buy the merch after you rewatch icarly to make sure it's something you want to do? who buys this much merch for a show they haven't' even watched/don't remember watching? i bet he won't make good use of 90% of it either
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THIS FUCKING MAN actually spent money to buy all this junk, that is completely irrelevant for the review. That rewiev being one of pre-teen sitcom.

Now try to come up with one of the trillion other ways of better using your money. And now you should understand why Q deserves to be beaten with his own tome of Karl Marx.
 

zetamale

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longman discourse has been rife on twitter as of late. imo, the aptly named cuck joey is totally ignoring the subject matter and hasn't seen the video

edit: this top comment on cuck's post absolutely tells you what kind of person is defending this video
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and finally comment highlight cuz this is the funniest shit i ever read
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Mal0

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longman discourse has been rife on twitter as of late. imo, the aptly named cuck joey is totally ignoring the subject matter and hasn't seen the video

edit: this top comment on cuck's post absolutely tells you what kind of person is defending this video

and finally comment highlight cuz this is the funniest shit i ever read
Are the first two attachements broken for anyone else?

Also lol love how he's being roasted
 

zetamale

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What do you guys think?
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I honestly think he could. He does have his fanbase, and if boring dweebs like D'Angelo Wallace can have 2 million, then the sky is the limit for ol Q ball
no chance. he'd have to actually work and put out videos in order to achieve that goal. plus, his audience exists but is pretty niche. it'll get him so far, but not that far
 

Tathagata

He who has thus come/gone
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I honestly think he could. He does have his fanbase, and if boring dweebs like D'Angelo Wallace can have 2 million, then the sky is the limit for ol Q ball
D'Angelo has a better voice, better narrative structures (he did study filmmaking or media studies in college after all, if I recall correctly), better camera work, better editing, and deals with more immediate gossipy topics. Wallace does have a social justice retard thing going on to a degree, but it's mostly in the background of his major content. (e.g. the moral castigation of the Paul brothers and other influencers for violating California covid regulation bullshit). You can watch and enjoy most of Wallace's popular videos without getting a SJW or TDS vibe, which you get when watching Quinton. That is, Quinton has no subtlety about politics and society, so when he does incorporate those into his content it comes off horribly.

So I don't think Wallace is really comparable to Quinton. Early Fredrik Knudsen is more comparable.
 

albert chan

I write computer programs for a living
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I'll give it to Quinton this time.
He didn't succeed in losing weight (that gosh darned redpill) but he did have a meltdown after running out of iCarly to consume.
If this becomes the state of Quinton’s viewing habits, then maybe it’s a good thing that he hasn’t reached the pinnacle of Movie Bob and Nostalgia Critic’s success yet.
 

Woke Blue Muttlema

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A celebration of Garfield being a fat fuck
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CONSOOOOOOOOMMM, ironically, of course!
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What do you guys think?
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I honestly think he could. He does have his fanbase, and if boring dweebs like D'Angelo Wallace can have 2 million, then the sky is the limit for ol Q ball
> implying he didn't already jokingly promise to review Hannah Montana back in the FRED video.

The moment Quinton gets to 1M is the moment it stops meaning anything. We will be in the All Tomorrows timeline by then.

D'Angelo has a better voice, better narrative structures (he did study filmmaking or media studies in college after all, if I recall correctly), better camera work, better editing, and deals with more immediate gossipy topics. Wallace does have a social justice retard thing going on to a degree, but it's mostly in the background of his major content. (e.g. the moral castigation of the Paul brothers and other influencers for violating California covid regulation bullshit). You can watch and enjoy most of Wallace's popular videos without getting a SJW or TDS vibe, which you get when watching Quinton. That is, Quinton has no subtlety about politics and society, so when he does incorporate those into his content it comes off horribly.

So I don't think Wallace is really comparable to Quinton. Early Fredrik Knudsen is more comparable.
I cannot wait for Wallace to be eaten on his own but I have to concede, he is good at what he does. Yet I have to disagree with something:

Quinton is not comparable to Knudsen even on the latter's worst day. He is not comparable to any of the people he has burned bridges with or aspires to be like. Quinton is imo on the same tier as makeup movie reviewers and land whales that review fast food in their cars. IF you have watched one video in these subgenres, you have watched them all. Minimal editing, too reliant on one camera, zero creativity, and by watching them you are just getting a second-hand experience. By comparing him to people like Knudsen or IH or even Emp you are giving him too much credit.

It is impressive how much money he has wasted on equipment he doesn't use and could aid his videos to be more interesting. He has a green screen (sorry, CHROMA KEY), a softbox lighting set and a decent mic but you can't tell by how creatively bankrupt he is. He just doesn't try and is impressive how he managed to get at least half a million people to keep him from being a wagecuck.
 

Tathagata

He who has thus come/gone
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I cannot wait for Wallace to be eaten on his own
Oh I doubt it will happen. He's got the black card—most youtubers in the commentary sphere can't claim the same. It would have to be a culture shift of some sort that isolates him.
Quinton is imo on the same tier as makeup movie reviewers and land whales that review fast food in their cars.
I was trying to compare Quinton to Knudsen in terms of concept ("let me tell you about things you don't know about and make it somewhat interesting"), but clearly it doesn't fit exactly. I think you're absolutely right, though it's not by Quinton's design. He's just so terrible at executing (or creating?) his video concepts that they turn out like secondhand-experience food review videos.
He just doesn't try and is impressive how he managed to get at least half a million people to keep him from being a wagecuck.
I think there was a time when "dumpy white guy talking about nerdy things" was a novel shtick on Youtube and Quinton fell into that, but maybe I'm just giving him too much credit. It would be ironically hilarious if Quinton's obsession with trends and algorithms was a result of him falling accidentally into a trend that got popularized by the algorithm, though. Failing for years to recreate a spark that he only produced on accident the first time is characteristic of Quinton's career.
 

macguyver16

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no chance. he'd have to actually work and put out videos in order to achieve that goal. plus, his audience exists but is pretty niche. it'll get him so far, but not that far
I feel that he will at least attempt to branch out to a less Millenial/older Gen-Z audience to a younger demographic in the next couple of years, plus older Gen-Z nostalgia is starting to become more profitable. Whether or not he succeeds is the question, and I do agree he is lazy, probably too lazy to have that kind of work ethic

D'Angelo has a better voice, better narrative structures (he did study filmmaking or media studies in college after all, if I recall correctly), better camera work, better editing, and deals with more immediate gossipy topics. Wallace does have a social justice retard thing going on to a degree, but it's mostly in the background of his major content. (e.g. the moral castigation of the Paul brothers and other influencers for violating California covid regulation bullshit). You can watch and enjoy most of Wallace's popular videos without getting a SJW or TDS vibe, which you get when watching Quinton. That is, Quinton has no subtlety about politics and society, so when he does incorporate those into his content it comes off horribly.

So I don't think Wallace is really comparable to Quinton. Early Fredrik Knudsen is more comparable.

That is true, with Wallace the subtlety is so apparent that it barely registers a pulse, but his videos are certainly more polished, if not a little generic.

The comparison lies in the wokeness and blandness. I do believe that wokeness does, at least at the moment, still play into gaining a certain crowd, because if it wasn't to some extent profitable, neither Wallace, nor Q-mart would play into it. Even if it is what they believe to whatever certain extent, the act of virtue signaling is still, to some measure, a cynical appeal to gain new subscribers.

But that brings in Zetamale's point about him being too lazy to actually get anything consistent finished. And he would have to improve his camerawork and narrative to reach a wider audience.

But, to counter both of you, there have been people who have talked in the thread about his attempts to improve camerawork, and I have seen his audience react with some positivity towards his 5 hour bullshit.

Plus, Youtube is no stranger to gimmicky bullshit like the latest video, people seem drawn to ridiculous shit like that.

Also, how could you do my boy Knudsen like that? Lol his early stuff could be rough, but nowhere near as cringe as Q
 

Norvic

too gay to lift
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I usually have no interest in the internet famous section of the farms, but I was watching a video on youtube this evening and one of this guy's videos was recommended to me. I think I was about five minutes in before I thought "this guy definitely has a thread."

When it only takes a couple of minutes exposure for people to clock you for a lolcow then your life has gone very wrong somewhere.
 

Retarded INTP

Stallion Apostle
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LMAO, about halfway in, Q hands the Fred shit off to one of his 'tismo friends and it fucking
I'll give it to Quinton this time.
He didn't succeed in losing weight (that gosh darned redpill) but he did have a meltdown after running out of iCarly to consume.

He delivered, and we should be thankful to be contemporaries to such an interesting human being.
I'm still having a hard time acknowledging the fact that this is the same dude I used to watch describing the fever dream that were those weird Nick movies with Drake Bell. He used to be so simple, deadpan, and enjoyable to a degree. Now everything is either sad, retarded, or both.
 

albert chan

I write computer programs for a living
True & Honest Fan
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I usually have no interest in the internet famous section of the farms, but I was watching a video on youtube this evening and one of this guy's videos was recommended to me. I think I was about five minutes in before I thought "this guy definitely has a thread."

When it only takes a couple of minutes exposure for people to clock you for a lolcow then your life has gone very wrong somewhere.
In this day and age, I’ve noticed it’s usually the ones with man buns, unshaved beards, big oval-like glasses and the psychology/philosophy students who have a check box over how they manage to become a lolcow.
 

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