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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 102 15.7%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 133 20.5%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 314 48.4%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 139 21.4%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 127 19.6%

  • Total voters
    649

Tathagata

He who has thus come/gone
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I'm glad you ask fellow average kiwi. We already got an answer to that back in May 22 and you can hear the man himself say it in his My Garfield Vacation video.
In case you are to lazy to click, is because his father printed him every Garfield strip ever instead of buying a fucking collection.

Also, in the upcoming Lost Plushie video he expands on how ironic he truly is with it.


He does like Garfield a lot due to nostalgia and has an autistic level of knowledge on it. Garfield is pretty much the best he has left as a Youtube personality because is a largely ironic community and he is the only one that aims for a historic approach.
This is actually really sad. It's like him straight-up admitting his Garfield obsession is an attempt to dip into the nostalgic achievement he had as a child finishing something he loved as an attempt at finding fulfillment now as an adult. Has Quinton ever heard of the famous verse: "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child; when I became an adult, I put an end to childish ways"? If you want to find happiness and fulfillment as an adult, you don't seek out what you did as a child. That's just regression. The irony just seems now like a way to deflect from that fact. What a sad, sad man.
 

Zero Day Defense

Shave your face with some mace in the dark
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Has Quinton ever heard of the famous verse: "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child; when I became an adult, I put an end to childish ways"?
>thinking a breadtuber would give religion any kind of positive recognition
 
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Robert James

Not your average John Smith
True & Honest Fan
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Some manners if you are new to this site:
1. Dont brag about being here.
2. Read beyond the OP if you want current shit.
3. Dont get mad plz.

Are you ready for a megadump kids?
GarfieldEats and the Raiders of the Lost Plush
How to Ruin Watchmen (with a sequel)
Reviewing Fake Presidents
Garfield and Horror: A Match Made in Hell

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1. He gave up on at least 3 Fallen Titans ideas
2. Is going to insert himself on Shane Dawson well after he gets cancelled or not
3. The Fallen Titans on Animeme is going to happen. ALLEGEDLY.
4. Watchmen got delayed at least two months. Karl Pilkington at least five. Only two ideas that repeat on both schedules(edited)
5. He decided to make the #Sandgate vid a little too late
6. AGAIN is going to overcrowd December. Probably to pay the bills.

Leaks from the Garfield Eats video.
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What's funny is we all know the schedule is going out the window if orange man wins again. That being said what's he have against bigfoot, I think someone may want to tell him that what we know as bigfoot has been in native american mythology for decades and "debunking" it is culturally insensitive.

I'm glad you ask fellow average kiwi. We already got an answer to that back in May 22 and you can hear the man himself say it in his My Garfield Vacation video.
In case you are to lazy to click, is because his father printed him every Garfield strip ever instead of buying a fucking collection.

Also, in the upcoming Lost Plushie video he expands on how ironic he truly is with it.


He does like Garfield a lot due to nostalgia and has an autistic level of knowledge on it. Garfield is pretty much the best he has left as a Youtube personality because is a largely ironic community and he is the only one that aims for a historic approach.
I hope he goes to the cafe, I hope the chef gives him the backroom special. It bugs me, the fucker is effectivley admiting he's blaming the struggling small company and not the mega corp. Why, why do every one of these woke type always end up defending the mega corporation?
 

inexplicable ethos

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What's funny is we all know the schedule is going out the window if orange man wins again. That being said what's he have against bigfoot, I think someone may want to tell him that what we know as bigfoot has been in native american mythology for decades and "debunking" it is culturally insensitive.
My guess is that he knows Bigfoot is not only a really solid clickbait topic, but that videos on it tend to be "evergreen" in that they're always somewhat relevant and are more likely to continue to accrue views over the long term than making a video about some current event no one will care about next year. However, being le epik logical atheist, Quinton can't actually believe in Bigfoot or even pretend to for an entertaining video so instead he decides to be contrarian. There are honestly very few "Disproving Bigfoot" type videos on YouTube in relation to the number of videos about Bigfoot evidence or it being real, maybe he thinks he's going to break into a relatively unpopulated niche.
 

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Remember, remember the 11th of September
True & Honest Fan
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My guess is that he knows Bigfoot is not only a really solid clickbait topic, but that videos on it tend to be "evergreen" in that they're always somewhat relevant and are more likely to continue to accrue views over the long term than making a video about some current event no one will care about next year. However, being le epik logical atheist, Quinton can't actually believe in Bigfoot or even pretend to for an entertaining video so instead he decides to be contrarian. There are honestly very few "Disproving Bigfoot" type videos on YouTube in relation to the number of videos about Bigfoot evidence or it being real, maybe he thinks he's going to break into a relatively unpopulated niche.
To top that is clear his next channel evolution is to "disprove" conspiracy theories by watching low effort documentaries for the entertainment of his low effort fanbase, since it allows him to use it as a soapbox for his opinions and be very smug about what he is talking about.
 
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Tathagata

He who has thus come/gone
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However, being le epik logical atheist, Quinton can't actually believe in Bigfoot or even pretend to for an entertaining video so instead he decides to be contrarian. There are honestly very few "Disproving Bigfoot" type videos on YouTube in relation to the number of videos about Bigfoot evidence or it being real, maybe he thinks he's going to break into a relatively unpopulated niche.
Maybe he'll pick up Charles Fort's Book of the Damned and give an interesting analysis of Fortean theory surrounding high strangeness and its associated phenomena and then—

No, just kidding, he'll make some half-assed jokes, explain them twice over so the comedic point lies dead 6 feet under, throw in a garfield reference, mock rural folk who work hard for a living, mispronounce an Ancient Greek philosopher's name, and give le epic smug atheist grin.
 

inexplicable ethos

kiwifarms.net
Maybe he'll pick up Charles Fort's Book of the Damned and give an interesting analysis of Fortean theory surrounding high strangeness and its associated phenomena and then—

No, just kidding, he'll make some half-assed jokes, explain them twice over so the comedic point lies dead 6 feet under, throw in a garfield reference, mock rural folk who work hard for a living, mispronounce an Ancient Greek philosopher's name, and give le epic smug atheist grin.
The only "high strangeness" Quinton has ever come into contact with is his own recording area and that horrifying miniature sex doll/tiny shelf thing. I highly doubt he's ever actually been out in the woods for any period of time, despite basically living in bumfuck nowhere. Quinton genuinely strikes me as the kind of person who, if you told him about the forest going silent, wouldn't understand the significance or oddness of such a phenomenon. Or who has no idea just how much forest there is in America.

You're totally right, I'm sure he'll insult poor rural Americans and their crazy backwards beliefs since he's afraid of even trying to understand things from others' point of view. Not because he has any particularly compelling evidence that they're wrong, but because he doesn't like them as people. You can make a logical or evidence based argument against the existence of Bigfoot but for some reason people who do always tend to throw unnecessary personal attacks at the supposed witnesses who have made Bigfoot sighting claims.
 

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The only "high strangeness" Quinton has ever come into contact with is his own recording area and that horrifying miniature sex doll/tiny shelf thing. I highly doubt he's ever actually been out in the woods for any period of time, despite basically living in bumfuck nowhere. Quinton genuinely strikes me as the kind of person who, if you told him about the forest going silent, wouldn't understand the significance or oddness of such a phenomenon. Or who has no idea just how much forest there is in America.

You're totally right, I'm sure he'll insult poor rural Americans and their crazy backwards beliefs since he's afraid of even trying to understand things from others' point of view. Not because he has any particularly compelling evidence that they're wrong, but because he doesn't like them as people. You can make a logical or evidence based argument against the existence of Bigfoot but for some reason people who do always tend to throw unnecessary personal attacks at the supposed witnesses who have made Bigfoot sighting claims.
Expecting those videos (if they ever get made) to just be him using the redneck accent he used for the Ancient Aliens because he, much like Lindsay Ellis, is a self hating appalachian whitter than bread on paper next to beige paint drying on a wall.
 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
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You're totally right, I'm sure he'll insult poor rural Americans and their crazy backwards beliefs since he's afraid of even trying to understand things from others' point of view. Not because he has any particularly compelling evidence that they're wrong, but because he doesn't like them as people. You can make a logical or evidence based argument against the existence of Bigfoot but for some reason people who do always tend to throw unnecessary personal attacks at the supposed witnesses who have made Bigfoot sighting claims.
So in other words, he'll end up being a slightly less unhinged/ partisan version of MovieBob.
 

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Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory released an episode two days ago with Quinton and Wyatt Duncan aka Garf Gab in which they talk about #Sandgate. About an hour of time so I might edit this comment if I hear anything noteworthy.

> jump to 24:46 for #Sandgate coverage

>25:00, Asterios finally introduces Quinton. Refers to him as a famous youtuber and Q laughs it off. He sounds like he doesnt want to be there.
"you are the only people that talked to me"

>25:56, "We ironically but wholeheartedly love Garfield. Is that right Quinton?"
Quinton explaining his love for orange boomer pussy is both the sweetest and most retarded thing I have heard

>29:00, Siracha, the cohost, mentions how she discovered Garfield Eats
"A socialist, communist youtuber I follow...Thought Slime"
after that Asterios starts to sperg on the food
"we want Garfield shaped lasagnas, not Garfield shaped pizzas"
after that Asterios spergs about Nathen Nazri using the Garfield brand to support BLM

>31:27, apparently Nazri stated at one point that COVID was fake and instead it was sarin gas

>32:31, "What happened Quinton?"
he stutters so much, I want to patreon Asterios just to get the video perspective of this episode
he just starts to recite his script for the upcoming video
this mans speech could be used to cure insomnia

>34:00, Asterios makes a sexual joke about how Nathen showed the Garfield plushies that is so bad that even Q calls him out on it

>35:47, Nathen intended to sell the plushies to benefit a local children's hospital so Quinton looked like an ass when he asked if he could buy one ahead of time

>36:36, "My Patreon went up, so I decided to put some money on something cool"
the gall to not shill for BLM

>he paid $299 for it, Siracha quickly tells him that he might have been scammed
"whoever wrote the messages clearly has not english as her first language. So it makes laughing about it very bad"
"even though is very easy"

>38:04, Asterios and Siracha continue to push the idea of Nathen scammed Quinton with the figure of a secretary so to feel better he has weird flex moment.

he had to pay an extra 200, allthough at least $160 of those were from Garfield Eats management
>39:27, "At least is going to charity"
"If not sure mine is going"

>39:54, "People have been accusing Garfield Eats of scamming me"
he keeps defending his best bud Nathen because he thinks that "he knows he needs influencers"

>40:38, everybody laughs at Quinton for considering paying $900 to get the plushie

>41:14, "You could skin them and use them as suits to meet friends"

>41:36, "and then I received a bag full of sand"

>43:54, Quinton explains his own theory on what happened

>47:45, Quinton might have gotten Garfield Eats in deeper shit that we initially thought

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Robert James

Not your average John Smith
True & Honest Fan
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Okay, I know I've been pissed about quinton for trying to destroy the garfield cafe and all but at some point I steped back and realized the most noteworthy event in this mans life for the past few months was getting shipped sand. Just think about that for a second the equivalent of your waiter getting your order wrong was so eventful to him that not only is he going to make a video about it but he's done 1 podcast episode where he focusses on it. Like at best it's an offhand story you tell someone when you've run out of conversation topics as an aside but to Quinton this is one of the most eventful things that has happened to him.

I said it earlier there is no greater punishment for Quinton than being Quinton.
 

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he going to make a video about it but he's done 1 podcast episode where he focusses on it.
and tried to get it trending on Twitter.

The notes from the podcast are eyeopening becuase there is the confirmation that Quinton had extra money during the peak of the protests and instead of using it to support them or donate to some bail or defund fund (lol) he decided to get the plushie for $299, quite a reach on its price. Then you have that he had to paid at least another $60 to ship it and then he was being requested to sunk another $900 to get it, and he CONSIDERED it instead of upgrading his laptop, internet, car, fashion sense or any other tangibles that could have helped him in the short and long run.
Also, why people keep saying it went "viral"? No tweet by Quinton about it went beyond 1k likes and at best Jack Saint and Saltydkdan got like 5k each.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies

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Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory released an episode two days ago with Quinton and Wyatt Duncan aka Garf Gab in which they talk about #Sandgate. About an hour of time so I might edit this comment if I hear anything noteworthy.

> jump to 24:46 for #Sandgate coverage

>25:00, Asterios finally introduces Quinton. Refers to him as a famous youtuber and Q laughs it off. He sounds like he doesnt want to be there.
"you are the only people that talked to me"

>25:56, "We ironically but wholeheartedly love Garfield. Is that right Quinton?"
Quinton explaining his love for orange boomer pussy is both the sweetest and most retarded thing I have heard

>29:00, Siracha, the cohost, mentions how she discovered Garfield Eats
"A socialist, communist youtuber I follow...Thought Slime"
after that Asterios starts to sperg on the food
"we want Garfield shaped lasagnas, not Garfield shaped pizzas"
after that Asterios spergs about Nathen Nazri using the Garfield brand to support BLM

>31:27, apparently Nazri stated at one point that COVID was fake and instead it was sarin gas

>32:31, "What happened Quinton?"
he stutters so much, I want to patreon Asterios just to get the video perspective of this episode
he just starts to recite his script for the upcoming video
this mans speech could be used to cure insomnia

>34:00, Asterios makes a sexual joke about how Nathen showed the Garfield plushies that is so bad that even Q calls him out on it

>35:47, Nathen intended to sell the plushies to benefit a local children's hospital so Quinton looked like an ass when he asked if he could buy one ahead of time

>36:36, "My Patreon went up, so I decided to put some money on something cool"
the gall to not shill for BLM

>he paid $299 for it, Siracha quickly tells him that he might have been scammed
"whoever wrote the messages clearly has not english as her first language. So it makes laughing about it very bad"
"even though is very easy"

>38:04, Asterios and Siracha continue to push the idea of Nathen scammed Quinton with the figure of a secretary so to feel better he has weird flex moment.

he had to pay an extra 200, allthough at least $160 of those were from Garfield Eats management
>39:27, "At least is going to charity"
"If not sure mine is going"

>39:54, "People have been accusing Garfield Eats of scamming me"
he keeps defending his best bud Nathen because he thinks that "he knows he needs influencers"

>40:38, everybody laughs at Quinton for considering paying $900 to get the plushie

>41:14, "You could skin them and use them as suits to meet friends"

>41:36, "and then I received a bag full of sand"

>43:54, Quinton explains his own theory on what happened

>47:45, Quinton might have gotten Garfield Eats in deeper shit that we initially thought

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I looked at the top row first and thought the guy in the middle with the hat was Quinton before realizing where he actually was. These fuckin bugmen all follow a template don't they.
 

Jack Awful

Laughs at Tards
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I looked at the top row first and thought the guy in the middle with the hat was Quinton before realizing where he actually was. These fuckin bugmen all follow a template don't they.
They all go for the fat unshaven look because they're too lazy to take care of their bodies and falsely think they can excuse it by claiming it's ironic kitsch.
 

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Could't find that Kendraws person but Xanleth's claims on Cosmodore are complete bullshit and all can be traced back to the crossover between the hatedoms of both Cosmodore and Hazbin Hotel and mainly a Twitter user named @LiquidGoth, a pathetic chain blocker that started fake rumors for reasons beyond anyones comprehension and obviously has her account protected.
Cosmodore's case.

Cosmodore came under the sightlines because of VivziePop's controversy, which includes some heavy accusations including pedophilia, art stealing and blackface. The reddit user that bringed this to light deleted his account and for the most part everyone that doesn't hate Hazbin Hotel takes this accusations with a grain of salt.

Pan Pizza isn't a pedo or anything and all the stuff he is being accused is old shit that every old fan knows already, he even said that he wanted to marry ZONE before finding she was a he.

Xanleth's and Jolyne's libel I couldn't verify in any form but their cuntness is a fact.

EDIT: Bad news kiwis.
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Semper fidelis you fat cuck bastard.
Highly offtopic but I felt like making a fix since Cosmodore did groom a minor. Even though he didnt act on it or even met the minor, he still groomed said minor.
Which doesnt really cancel that LiquidGoth is a lolcow. If you want more details you can go to her thread. Also, Cosmo has also a fixation on Garfield, so I guess not that offtopic.
 
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