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[Meredith Swift]

Timmay sounds very monotone and socially awkward in the homeschooling video. I wonder if he's autistic or just stunted due to lack of nutrients and social interaction outside of his SEVERELY awkward family. Also I had forgotten what weird accents they all have. A Linguist could practically write a PhD dissertation on it

 

[behindyourightnow]

Dude the over bites on the poor kids, it can be corrected easier if they try to before being an adult.
I mean some kids are just string bean skinny but all of their kids are. It's not just a young hyper kid who is a bit skinny and gangly. Do they ever say WHY kids eat after them? Is it only at restaurants where they eat the left overs or is it for every meal? How can you sit and eat in front of your child and give them scraps? Most parents would want it the opposite, sick fucks. They have to qualify for a shit ton of food stamps, I dont get how or why they cant feed them.

It's not just the skinniness. Kids can be so skinny they have ribs showing and still look generally healthy. It's the paleness and the sunken eyes and just that general look they have. I guess that 'umbrella of protection' does not extend to protecting one's offspring from nutritional deficiencies and stunted growth.

 

[multiverse]

On top of Jill's and David's total indifference to whether the kids are adequately fed, Jill happily allowed all of them to catch Corona last summer around the time of Nurie's wedding. It's all of conspiracy, as told by this past and share nonsense story. Be sure to vote Trump, because every evangelical must support a thrice married, child fucking, always cheating paragon of anti-morality - he'll protect the unborn, doncha know.

Look at my waif of a six year old! She proves the whole thing.

 

[DatBepisTho]

This movement is so full of yikes.
I actually have a quiverfull personal cow, but his bullshit isn't online or recorded sadly. The cow in question broke up with a long-term gf because (and I quote) "I can't be with anyone who doesn't love Jesus as much as I do" when told by the chick that she didn't want any biological children, but was willing to adopt when they were older and established. Nigga was adopted himself, none the less, and they were literally both teenagers at the time of their discussion of marriage.
-Apparently to this cow loving Jesus is fucking and squirting out progeny at the rate of garden slugs.

ETA- There's a happy ending for the chick, promise. She got out and never looked back, but the update on quiverfull is that he only has three kids. Not sure how recent, but the wife also supposedly made him throw out his valuable metal memorabilia and actually won't let him go to concerts with his male friends anymore.

 

[Vi0l3t]

On top of Jill's and David's total indifference to whether the kids are adequately fed, Jill happily allowed all of them to catch Corona last summer around the time of Nurie's wedding. It's all of conspiracy, as told by this past and share nonsense story. Be sure to vote Trump, because every evangelical must support a thrice married, child fucking, always cheating paragon of anti-morality - he'll protect the unborn, doncha know.

Look at my waif of a six year old! She proves the whole thing.
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She is so full of shit

 

[Meredith Swift]

Jillpm is such a classic Narc. Like Russell Greer, she thinks she's smarter than everyone around her so people will just take her ridiculous claims on her word because she's SEVERELY intelligent and her kids are indoctrinated to believe every piece of bullshit that plops out of her mouth, so why wouldn't the great denizens of the internet?unless they're godless heathen baby-eating liberals

In reality, it's concerning that she's in charge of over a dozen kids' education when she doesn't realise that any medical lab worth its salt would recognise that a swab hadn't been used and would discard the sample and render it "inconclusive", not just stamp a positive on it willy-nilly. There's like, zero chance this could ever happen in a hospital in the first world, but sure Jill. Enjoy your coof.

Spoiler: The genesis of Jillpm for the uninitiated

Because I don't think I've seen this posted on the thread yet? Apologies if it's already been posted.

 

[Vi0l3t]

On top of Jill's and David's total indifference to whether the kids are adequately fed, Jill happily allowed all of them to catch Corona last summer around the time of Nurie's wedding. It's all of conspiracy, as told by this past and share nonsense story. Be sure to vote Trump, because every evangelical must support a thrice married, child fucking, always cheating paragon of anti-morality - he'll protect the unborn, doncha know.

Look at my waif of a six year old! She proves the whole thing.
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I wonder (not being political) why all these Christians basically worship trump and skip over all the sin he does? Multiple wives, cheating, ect. That is what they want to call holy? If God and jesus are real I bet they have this nutty bitches prayers on mute.

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

Rods - old home tour:

part 1

part 2

 

[Vi0l3t]

Rods - old home tour:

part 1
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part 2
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Why did they ever sell their home? Just couldnt afford it? I mean its definitely outdated but decent from what I see.

 

[multiverse]

Why did they ever sell their home? Just couldnt afford it? I mean its definitely outdated but decent from what I see.

They were running from West Virginia's child services investigation. Plus, the place was a complete fire trap and CPS was all over that.

Not that the new place is any less of a fire trap; David just threw up a bunch of non load bearing walls to make rooms that have no ventilation or windows. Ohio DFCS hasn't caught onto them yet.

 

[Vi0l3t]

They were running from West Virginia's child services investigation. Plus, the place was a complete fire trap and CPS was all over that.

Not that the new place is any less of a fire trap; David just threw up a bunch of non load bearing walls to make rooms that have no ventilation or windows. Ohio DFCS hasn't caught onto them yet.

What complete pieces of shit, these people need their own thread lol. It's hard to keep track of all the BS they do!

 

[multiverse]

What complete pieces of shit, these people need their own thread lol. It's hard to keep track of all the BS they do!

I kept meaning to make one but just don't have the time to cook up a really comprehensive OP complete with a tineline of their fuckery. Then this thread started being more active because Smugger is a proven kiddy diddler (again), so I figured it would be a good time to introduce the Rods!

Mr. Multiverse is going on a business trip soon and I might try to take a stab at it then.

 

[Meredith Swift]

I kept meaning to make one but just don't have the time to cook up a really comprehensive OP complete with a tineline of their fuckery. Then this thread started being more active because Smugger is a proven kiddy diddler (again), so I figured it would be a good time to introduce the Rods!

Mr. Multiverse is going on a business trip soon and I might try to take a stab at it then.

If you'd like to team up, I wouldn't mind helping out as well! I've been following the Rods on and off for about 5 years. I only with r/FundieSnark hadn't gone private since that's where a lot of the greatest Jill moments are archived

 

[Vi0l3t]

I kept meaning to make one but just don't have the time to cook up a really comprehensive OP complete with a tineline of their fuckery. Then this thread started being more active because Smugger is a proven kiddy diddler (again), so I figured it would be a good time to introduce the Rods!

Mr. Multiverse is going on a business trip soon and I might try to take a stab at it then.

It would be much appreciated, I know I read earlier that they shut down a lot of posting online. Do they still regularly post anywhere?

 

[Meredith Swift]

It would be much appreciated, I know I read earlier that they shut down a lot of posting online. Do they still regularly post anywhere?

They regularly post to their Instagram (@rodriguesfamilyservingjesus), and unless things have changed, Jill accepts anyone who requests to follow. They're also uploaded pretty quickly to r/FundieSnarkUncensored and r/FreeTheRodlets if you're not an Instagram person. They also update their family blog every month or two here https://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/?page_id=1783 and their youtube channel here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAGfG8vfJpqqN38UQZmRZNA

 

[AbraCadaver]

On top of Jill's and David's total indifference to whether the kids are adequately fed, Jill happily allowed all of them to catch Corona last summer around the time of Nurie's wedding. It's all of conspiracy, as told by this past and share nonsense story. Be sure to vote Trump, because every evangelical must support a thrice married, child fucking, always cheating paragon of anti-morality - he'll protect the unborn, doncha know.

Look at my waif of a six year old! She proves the whole thing.
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You know Jill, if you want to fool people with your photo filters, the main thing to remember is don’t put a filtered photo side by side with a regular one.

Left: scary old woman in hideous makeup.

Right: scary computer-generated blurry woman in hideous makeup.

“PeOpLe MIstAkE mE FoR mY sON’s GiRLfRiEnD aLl ThE TImE hAHA”

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

She was born in 1978? God damn.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

You know Jill, if you want to fool people with your photo filters, the main thing to remember is don’t put a filtered photo side by side with a regular one.

Left: scary old woman in hideous makeup.

Right: scary computer-generated blurry woman in hideous makeup.

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“PeOpLe MIstAkE mE FoR mY sON’s GiRLfRiEnD aLl ThE TImE hAHA”

Someone needs to take her black eyeliner pencils away from her, at the very least.
Very few people can pull off a heavily lined eye; she is not one of them.

 

[multiverse]

Anyone who wants to help with a Rodrigues Family Ministries OP, let me know and I'll add you to the group.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Anyone who wants to help with a Rodrigues Family Ministries OP, let me know and I'll add you to the group.

I'd help but I'm fairly new and have never done one before so I'd probably be no help