Community Quiverfull Movement Lolcows -

[MysticMisty]

I wonder (not being political) why all these Christians basically worship trump and skip over all the sin he does? Multiple wives, cheating, ect. That is what they want to call holy? If God and jesus are real I bet they have this nutty bitches prayers on mute.

Because he's a Republican, the only Americans who care about good old-fashioned values (which range in age from Leave it to Beaver type shit to centuries ago) and are proper God-fearing Christians. And that's it. Even though Trump's personal values are far from being "good and old fashioned", or that he's remarried a bunch of times, while constantly having multiple side girlfriends, who openly admits to lying about finances so he doesn't have to pay taxes, and has made it very clear that he only looks out for himself, and occasionally his favorite children to a limited extent.

 

[Jozzy Morn]

You know Jill, if you want to fool people with your photo filters, the main thing to remember is don’t put a filtered photo side by side with a regular one.

Left: scary old woman in hideous makeup.

Right: scary computer-generated blurry woman in hideous makeup.

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“PeOpLe MIstAkE mE FoR mY sON’s GiRLfRiEnD aLl ThE TImE hAHA”

Why is her hand on her teenage son's lower belly? I've only ever seen couples pose like that. Those poor children.

 

[Meredith Swift]

I'd help but I'm fairly new and have never done one before so I'd probably be no help

If you're ok with writing, researching and archiving, you'd probably be a great help, no matter how long you've been here! This is a really good guide about how to create an OP, so if you think that's the kind of thing you'd like to do let @multiverse or myself know. (And this goes for everyone else too!)

 

[multiverse]

I'd help but I'm fairly new and have never done one before so I'd probably be no help

You will be awesome, I believe in you!

 

[CheezzyMach]

You know Jill, if you want to fool people with your photo filters, the main thing to remember is don’t put a filtered photo side by side with a regular one.

Left: scary old woman in hideous makeup.

Right: scary computer-generated blurry woman in hideous makeup.

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“PeOpLe MIstAkE mE FoR mY sON’s GiRLfRiEnD aLl ThE TImE hAHA”

She looks like a crack whore even has the batshit crazy eyes.

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

Why did they ever sell their home? Just couldnt afford it? I mean its definitely outdated but decent from what I see.

CPS. IIRC they grifted that house, their home before was an RV with longer visits at the grandparents house.

What complete pieces of shit, these people need their own thread lol. It's hard to keep track of all the BS they do!

I was actually surprised they didn't have a thread here, they are prime KF-material. (I'll just dump any material I have here, I am not that familiar with them to be able to provide background, but I can collect pics.)

If you'd like to team up, I wouldn't mind helping out as well! I've been following the Rods on and off for about 5 years. I only with r/FundieSnark hadn't gone private since that's where a lot of the greatest Jill moments are archived

There were so much wedding pics in fundiesnark, I saved the links to the threads, but dumbass me didn't feel the need to archive right away and now it's private. I found some on imgur, but not all, there were many of the wedding cakes/display including the Keller anniversary, but of those many are missing.

Spoiler: Wedding

food at the rehearsal dinner was paid by the Kellers

Spoiler: Links to bridemaid dresses

Pricscilla :
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...alf-length-sleeve-zip-up-26061/butterfly.html

https://archive.md/CjLKX

Olivia:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...e-product&track-media=color_26061_butterfly_1

https://archive.md/32qbH

Renee:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...floor-length-zipper-lace-26059/butterfly.html

https://archive.md/57Kc5

Kaylee:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...e-product&track-media=color_26059_butterfly_7

https://archive.md/k1Jq9

Jasmine:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...bow-length-sleeve-lace-mature-26076/rust.html

https://archive.md/zVIFd

Jill:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...r-floor-length-glamorous-26083/butterfly.html

https://archive.md/PSmTY

Spoiler: Keller anniversary

Nurie's and Nathan's cakes for comparison


The decoration is borrowed and visible in the old home tour somewhere iirc

Spoiler: Their wedding planner was their realtor

Spoiler: Jill wanted Nurie to marry Ethan Plath

Link to wedding video (am not a capable video editor and the single file is too big to upload to the forum)

ETA: Added info about Ethan Plath

 

[For The Internet]

You will be awesome, I believe in you!

I'm happy to pitch in on a thread, I've been following them for about 8 years or so.

 

[Android raptor]

I wonder how much food Jillrod allowed her kids to eat at the wedding?

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

I wonder how much food Jillrod allowed her kids to eat at the wedding?

I guess they get to eat a bit more if it's paid by others, they might have gotten a bit of pizza from the Kellers. So at the wedding probably some crumbs of the cakes (I think there were 5).

This is from the hens night(?) and they had to share:



Also, @ doing your nails at the dinner table when eating. I am sure the staff were more than happy when they left.

 

[Dyabeetus26]

CPS. IIRC they grifted that house, their home before was an RV with longer visits at the grandparents house.

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I was actually surprised they didn't have a thread here, they are prime KF-material. (I'll just dump any material I have here, I am not that familiar with them to be able to provide background, but I can collect pics.)



There were so much wedding pics in fundiesnark, I saved the links to the threads, but dumbass me didn't feel the need to archive right away and now it's private. I found some on imgur, but not all, there were many of the wedding cakes/display including the Keller anniversary, but of those many are missing.

Spoiler: Wedding

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Spoiler: Links to bridemaid dresses

Pricscilla :
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...alf-length-sleeve-zip-up-26061/butterfly.html

https://archive.md/CjLKX

Olivia:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...e-product&track-media=color_26061_butterfly_1

https://archive.md/32qbH

Renee:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...floor-length-zipper-lace-26059/butterfly.html

https://archive.md/57Kc5

Kaylee:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...e-product&track-media=color_26059_butterfly_7

https://archive.md/k1Jq9

Jasmine:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...bow-length-sleeve-lace-mature-26076/rust.html

https://archive.md/zVIFd

Jill:
https://www.colorsbridesmaid.com/p/...r-floor-length-glamorous-26083/butterfly.html

https://archive.md/PSmTY

Spoiler: Keller anniversary

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Nurie's and Nathan's cakes for comparison
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The decoration is borrowed and visible in the old home tour somewhere iirc

Spoiler: Their wedding planner was their realtor

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Link to wedding video (am not a capable video editor and the single file is too big to upload to the forum)

Jesus Christ, how will I ever decide which pic is my favorite? It's either the pic of Nurie and Jill, all dolled up, Jill's makeup looking like it was applied with Homer's makeup gun... Or the one shot from behind Nathan carrying Nurie into the church gym/cafeteria/wedding reception, completed by the fucking basketball hoop in the middle of the frame...

 

[FatalTater]

Speaking of not getting enough food, ding dong Gwen Shamblin's dead. Can't remember if she preached Quiverfull or not, but she was nuts.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2984076/gwen-shamblin-lara-remnant-fellowship-plane-crash-tennessee/

https://archive.ph/e32Z2

 

[multiverse]

Speaking of not getting enough food, ding dong Gwen Shamblin's dead. Can't remember if she preached Quiverfull or not, but she was nuts.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2984076/gwen-shamblin-lara-remnant-fellowship-plane-crash-tennessee/

https://archive.ph/e32Z2

Damn, sometimes the lord works in mysterious ways. She can't hurt anyone else now. Jesus, sometimes you're a bro.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Speaking of not getting enough food, ding dong Gwen Shamblin's dead. Can't remember if she preached Quiverfull or not, but she was nuts.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2984076/gwen-shamblin-lara-remnant-fellowship-plane-crash-tennessee/

https://archive.ph/e32Z2

Holy shit! What a way for a total nutjob to go.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Speaking of not getting enough food, ding dong Gwen Shamblin's dead. Can't remember if she preached Quiverfull or not, but she was nuts.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2984076/gwen-shamblin-lara-remnant-fellowship-plane-crash-tennessee/

https://archive.ph/e32Z2

I knew I remembered her from somewhere...that huge crazy Christian lady hairdo.

 

[FatalTater]

Honestly, Remnent Fellowship Church is an abusive cult, and a huge one at that. Kinda surprised there isn't more out there exposing them, but when I remember how Scientology-like their ways of controlling people are, I'm no longer surprised.
Gwen's daughter Elizabeth Hannah lost both her mom and her husband in the plane crash, and if you look at pictures of her it just gets creepy as hell.

Brandon and Elizabeth Hannah - Remnant Fellowship

Our family LOVES God, and our children LOVE to get on their knees and pray every morning and night with us... All we strive for is to DO the will of God and pass that down to our children… for nothing else has blessed us more than learning the BLESSINGS that come from obedience to God!!

www.remnantfellowship.org

https://archive.ph/UKtEi

Free Jinger forums have a lot of threads about them but it's FJ so is sucks to pick the good info out from around the blather.

Gwen Shamblin: Skinny for Jesus

So today I learned of Gwen Shamblin, a woman who runs a church (some say cult) in Tennessee called Remnant Fellowship Church. She became famous for creating the The Weigh Down Workshop, which includes apparently savoring the minutiae of a tortilla chip for ten minutes so you only eat one or two. ...

www.freejinger.org

https://archive.ph/U6Ern

Blog entry by someone who met Gwen

https://lightingtheway.blogspot.com/2021/06/the-heresy-of-gwen-shamblin-lara-cult.html

https://archive.ph/5Dgra

 

[Annie Adderall]

That hair is a sin. Satan must be hiding in it.

HOLY LIP LINER.

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

Speaking of not getting enough food, ding dong Gwen Shamblin's dead. Can't remember if she preached Quiverfull or not, but she was nuts.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2984076/gwen-shamblin-lara-remnant-fellowship-plane-crash-tennessee/

https://archive.ph/e32Z2

The engagement video is something:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7SVKHZMXlg

Fundie Fridays has a video on her:

GWEN SHAMBLIN LARA

CW: Eating disorders, child abuse Today we talk about the cult of starvation.Hi, I'm Jen, I am fascinated by the world of Christian Fundamentalism. On my cha...

www.youtube.com

 

[Annie Adderall]

I don't understand the hair. I'd describe it as Donald Trump's sloppy combover with a tiny sprinkling of The Supreme's suave hairstyles.

It reminds me of the FLDS hairstyles. Maybe they get high off hairspray and christ crack.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

,

I don't understand the hair. I'd describe it as Donald Trump's sloppy combover with a tiny sprinkling of The Supreme's suave hairstyles.

It reminds me of the FLDS hairstyles. Maybe they get high off hairspray and christ crack.

The higher the hair, the closer to God!

 

[Android raptor]

To be fair I'm pretty sure some insane fundie ana-chan was already on borrowed time even without the plane crash

That said, someone should tell Anna Johnson there's now an opening for an insane anorexic fundie cult leader in TN.