Quotes that describe lolcows well -

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ShittyRecolor

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There are quite a few entertaining threads about describing stuff with lolcow quotes, but there doesn't seem to be a thread dedicated to (more or less) popular quotes that fit certain lolcows well (either that or I suck at searching threads).

It can be quotes from famous people, movies, novels, games, the works. I'd like to start by this little segment from MGS: Snake Eater's epilogue that always makes me think of OPL:
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Have fun, everyone!
 
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Darwin Watterson

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"You're just a drop of embarrassment in an ocean of shame"

- My namesake, Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball
 

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"The idiot heard the sounds, but they had no meaning for him. He lived somewhere, apart, and the little link between word and significance hung broken."

- Theodore Sturgeon, More Than Human.

In a more modern take on this quote, we can say what we need to say to these guys, but it's in one ear and out the other with them.
 

Trombonista

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Is "Stupid is as stupid does" too obvious a choice?
 
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“No amount of therapy will ever make this moment OK.”
 

Henry Bemis

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George Bernard Shaw was a brilliant man, but I think he missed the boat when he said:

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
 

Hi I Am From Page 6

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"It is in these circumstances most especially, that exceptional individuals, instead of being deterred, should be encouraged in acting differently from the mass."

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John Stuart Mill, On Liberty
 

Morbid Boredom

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"Give a man enough rope and he will hang himself".

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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that even genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
 
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