Quotes that you will always remember -

[Rumpled Foreskin]

“Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the greatest of all; but great cleverness and much learning, if they be accompanied by a bad training, are a much greater misfortune.”
-Plato

Doesn’t need to be serious, but I’m wondering what my fellow kiwis keep on their mind.

 

[Robotron]

"I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!"
-Random 4chan anon pointing out misplaced gay porn in a photo.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Even though I don't care too much about quotes, one I like is from the show Jackass:

"If you're gonna to be dumb, you gotta to be tough! When you get knock down, you gotta get back up!"

Inspirational quote from a show of friends who pull pranks on each other.

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[Graffiti canvas]

"A person is smart. But People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."

 

[The Valeyard]

"Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with a clenched fist."
- Kreia, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

 

[Rand /pol/]

"Let me tell you something, boys, you may have #Swag, but you'll never have CLASS."

 

[RG 448]

“Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs.”

 

[TheClorax]

“Fuck of Space Niggers we’re full. You can crash on the moon though.”
-Some Anon.

 

[The Janitor]

"By all means, Marry; if you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher."
-Socrates

"If you meet one person with autism... You've met one person with autism."
-Dr. Stephen Shore

"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem"
-Phil Donahue

 

[IV 445]

A witty phrase proves nothing

 

[Inflatable Julay]

"And nobody wants to hire an anxiety-prone lesbian transwoman whose Google Search shows a sex doll-humping gif and my bare behind sitting on an $11 cake, among which, because I was easily duped and blackmailed by a number of Cyberbullies and Internet Trolls pretending to be sincere-and-honest-for-my-heart women on EVERY DATING WEBSITE ON THE FREAKING INTERNET! Oh, My Gosh!!! UGH!!!"

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

"im going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage you insect"

 

[Clown Baby]

"Benjamin is no one's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines... and dick." - Garth Algar

 

[Hen in a tie]

This was practically my Mom's mantra every morning before I even got dressed.
"Como te ven te tratan"
Translation: "How they see you is how they treat you"

 

[scared sheep]

These are all kinda mishmashed, no real theme. Some are serious, some are from lolcows, etc

"you can do a woosh"
"The same fire that hardens the egg, melts the butter"
"I like sincerity. I like innocence. It feels so good to feel again."
"If outside validation is your only source of nourishment, you will hunger for the rest of your life."
"Anime is trash and so am I."
"YO FAMALAMBOURGHINI, WHAT KINDA BGM YOU WANT?"
"We need a Peoples Fandom. A Fandom in which no celebration space or marketplace is privately owned but rather communally held and governed by the whole community council."

 

[Perverted Cat]

 

[wateryketchup]

"Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"

 

[Fleeb]

"So it goes"
-Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five

 

[Transvaalan]

"Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with a clenched fist."
- Kreia, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

Ever been in neighborhoods so shitty the bums ask for a cig before they aks for change? And tell you they got kicked out of the shelters and soupkitchens?

As for quotes? This entire video. All of it.