r/Conspiracy Subreddit - Reddit's Heavily-Mocked Home of Top Minds

[Feline Darkmage]

https://reddit.com/r/conspiracy/

This thread (much like the SRS thread) has been a long time coming. Seeing the David Icke Forums thread back on the front page finally got me the motivation to deal with these people finally. First, some recent posts:

https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/4k21f6/for_those_who_wish_to_know/

https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/...one_is_pissed_off_about_the_tsa_lines_and_it/

Speaking of SRS...
https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/4k0sqw/4chan_on_reddit_admins/

Related subs to check out, their content should be posted in this thread as well, due to being in the same network (same as SRS and the Fempire)

And now I'll get into some of the important figures in the sub's history, starting with the mods list:

Flytape: https://np.reddit.com/user/Flytape/

This guy... this fucking guy. Where do I begin with him? He's been on reddit for 5 whole years and he's been causing drama with other subs for ages. The one I'm most familar with is the r/NoLibsWatch drama, which is still apparently going on due to Flytape and Co's severe 'tism.

https://np.reddit.com/r/NolibsWatch/

The NoLibs Crew were reddit users that were critical of Libertarians and Ron Paul fanboys that Flytape took offense to because he was one of. Him and a couple of other morons then formed NoLibsWatch, which claimed the NoLibs Crew to be "Neoconservative hate group" and accused them of mass use of sockpuppets and stalking, all while ironically basically doing the same thing.

TheGhostofDusty: https://np.reddit.com/user/TheGhostOfDusty

This guy is a documentary and Ron Paul obsessed conspiracy theorist, the other "leader" so to speak of the NoLibs Watch brigade. He's basically Flytape's sidekick and whiteknight, and the guy I know the second most about from r/Conspiracy.

AssuredlyAThrowaway: https://np.reddit.com/user/AssuredlyAThrowaway

This one is a frequent poster in tons of different subs, probably branching out far more than Dusty or Flytape ever do, because those guys essentially are the some of the most dysfunctional people on r/Conspiracy and never stop thinking about conspiracies and also never leave the hugbox.

This guy does do that occasionally though. But not as often as he probably should be, posting in r/SubredditDrama threads about r/European and r/Conspiracy related drama.

The other mods I don't really have any clue about and a few of the posters are without a doubt poes/trolls but they only started showing up because of the place's negative rep elsewhere on the internet.

r/TopMindsOfReddit and r/isrconspiracyracist are two "meta" subs made to track and mock these guys, and there may be more but all of this is pretty much off the top of my head right now. Thanks for your time, Semper Fi Kiwi Farms.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Assuredly I believe is schizophrenic or something along those lines. He occasionally gets really weird and it's generally due to that. When he's not being crazy he mostly obsesses over "censorship" on Reddit and his obsession with mods and admins removing things is why he hangs out in the conspiracy circles.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Are these guys for real? lol.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

This had over 1850 upvotes on the sub… But don’t you dare suggest games cause violent behavior!
https://megpoulinindeed.com/2014/03/28/disney-is-ruining-my-kid/
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2264bv/disney_is_ruining_my_kid/

 

[Jungle Princess]

This had over 1850 upvotes on the sub… But don’t you dare suggest games cause violent behavior!
https://megpoulinindeed.com/2014/03/28/disney-is-ruining-my-kid/
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2264bv/disney_is_ruining_my_kid/

You could just teach your kid not to act like fictional characters.

 

[WhoopieDoo]

This had over 1850 upvotes on the sub… But don’t you dare suggest games cause violent behavior!
https://megpoulinindeed.com/2014/03/28/disney-is-ruining-my-kid/
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2264bv/disney_is_ruining_my_kid/

While the writing style of the post is rambling, and some of the statements are over-the-top, the core point is not invalid.

This is, by the way, not an uncommon theme with some conspiracy theorists. I've sometimes even found myself agreeing with people like David Icke (the "every world leader is a reptilian"-guy) on topics of governments restricting freedoms or the questionable behaviour of the press. After making this valid point, Icke of course goes off in a ramble about Reptoids or whatever because he's David Icke and a loon, but that doesn't mean the core problem isn't valid (just his analysis of it).

Children will emulate what they see; if they see shitty behaviour, they will emulate that. Of course, real life is complex, and children get to see many different types of people, but if a large part of their upbringing consists of TV − and this has been true for most kids for quite a while now − then it's not so far-fetched to think there may be a problem if some of these TV shows really suck.

And lets face it, this:

These shows are laced with terrible social behavior. Like the scene in one, where a “nerdy” boy walks up to a pretty “popular” girl and asks her out… she threw her bowling ball and ran away screaming. *Cue audience laughter*

sucks, and is probably one of the reasons you find so few women in tech jobs (certainly more so than the privileged oppressing cis-white male the SJW folk shriek about).

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Literally cockblocked by FEMA!

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1vk3p9/i_think_im_being_followed_by_the_cia/

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

They fell for the tiniest piece of bait ever. I truly think a lot of these guys would have the great potential to be megacows if they were obsessed with something more bizarre and autistic than American politics. Their reactions to ‘shills’ really isn’t too different from Classic Chris’s to trolls for example. A wasted mindset really.
https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/4wlt7f/this_is_getting_absolutely_fucking_ridiculous/

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Well, I'm convinced. Convinced that flat earthers are insane.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

CLOUDS ARE ALIVE AND THEY ARE SMARTER THAN US!

https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/3c6252/i_beleive_they_have_tried_to_cover_up/?sort=top

"Okaaaaayy. So first time I have tried posting anything like this to reddit, lets see how it goes. This is just 1 album of a few I have and MANY I can make of what I believe to be cloudships. That is the name I will be using, you can call them anything you want because I don't think they have an offical name. Before you stop reading this lemme explain the most obvious thing in this album. If you look at all the pics, you see a like 4-5 orbs that appear to be clouds in the first picture. Now once you go on these vanish 1 by 1 and they leave 1 behind that grows a little bit(they can grow huge) and then it slowly vanished. This was all within 5 minutes and there is no lake/ocean or body of water to be producing clouds over me all the time. Nor do these rain away, they can vanish into the blue sky which is the first clue I have they are not your average cloud.

This is a giant topic to talk about and I will try to format better later, but I'm just trying to get all the info out there now.

THese "clouds" acting out in strange ways not enough to convince you these are not CLOUDS, I have a few more albums that I took that go over the shapes that are behind these that I posted to VOAT a while ago, but I will post the comment links here so you can read what I said there also.(Look like voats down so I'll have to wait to get the album links at the very least) But they go over perfect triangle shapes that I can see in the sky along with other shapes. I'll try to post a pic I took earlier today later after i'm done with this but I just want to finish this comment before anyone looks at this before reading it.(sorry im all over the place today).

You can go outside if you don't beleive and watch the sky for 30 minutes to an hour, watch those little balls of "cloud" you normally ignore turn into great things and vanish, sometimes they even have the shape of ships which is the next topic I will get into. Sorry I don't have the pictures to back what im saying now up, but I can easily get some if I go outside and can show you more once I get my albums when VOATS up(which might be in the morning). These ships or whatver you want to call them make images in the sky that can look like perfect shapes to faces to ships, it's very alien what they're doing, they can change colors even which I can show you once voat is up.

So what are these things? and what are they doing here? : I truely don't fucking know exactly what they are, but they are definitly a way higher conscious than us. I really think these are on our side and our taking radiation and pollution out of our atmosphere because they are all around the world, not just at my house haha. I understand this is really hard to grasp, but if you can observe the sky for yourself you will know these arn't normal clouds, they have perfect circle/triangle shapes sometimes and can vanish and form into things and grow in size which is what I think happend when they "disguise" themselvs. You see a little orb of light or a triangle, then there become ploom of "cloud" over it and you can't make out the original image, but the plooms of cloud can form into things and change color. I can't explain multi colored clouds in the sky and clouds forming and vanishing and growing over a city/town so I don't think they are average clouds. I will definitly post the voat links once it's up to show you more pictures I took. I can talk about this for alot longer and show you pictures of triangles in the sky all day but if you don't beleive it you will need to go outside for yourself and see these form in front of you. Please post your opinions."

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Dried Bird Shit or PROOF Of CHEMTRAILS? You be the judge.

https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5v0xbq/chemtrail_powder_on_my_vehicles/

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Dried Bird Shit or PROOF Of CHEMTRAILS? You be the judge.

https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5v0xbq/chemtrail_powder_on_my_vehicles/

I am literally never disappointed when someone too batshit for the regular inhabitants shows up like this.

 

[The Great Chandler]

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Are these guys for real? lol.

You got to admit, a good chunk of Liberals are fat. But the fact that he accepts this for weird contradicting theories as facts is a cesspool of schizophrenia and autism.

 

[Pikimon]

Pizzagate

 

[DuskEngine]

Pizzagate

According to the FBI’s latest study, more than 58,000 kids were abducted by non-relatives in one year.
800,000 children are reported missing every year, In the United States, more than half end up living on
the streets. 70% will become sex trafficking victims, within their first 72 hours of living on the street.
“One in 6 runaways in 2014 were likely sex trafficking victims. That is up from 1 in 7 in 2013.

1.3 million children reported missing by their caretakers & any who were missed by the caretaker for
at least an hour but no report was filed, 99.8 percent were recovered for a total of 2,500 or 0.2 percent,
& out of that 115 actually listed in the report could be kidnappings NOT 58,000 children

missing & abducted are not synonymous as most missing children are not abducted & most
abducted children are not missing since after follow up research, acknowledging runaways, lost,
injured, in family abduction & benign episodes, almost all of them returned a short time later alive
& relatively uninjured while a small percentage listed as missing children are abducted by a non
family members & comparing sexually motivated family abduction to sexually motivated nonfamily
abduction is not the only aspect of sexual victimization of children that people get wrong

family members or trusted acquaintances will sexually victimize a child through trust while stranger
abduction may be less likely than 50 years ago, non family members abduct less than a few hundred
children each year as in the stereotypical predator image so why post 1/6 endangered runaways
were likely sex trafficking victims reported to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children
the United States has spent almost $1.2 billion fighting sex trafficking globally, not on evidence based
research or actions like rescue operations, but for advertising & anti sex trafficking campaigns

some lament childhood independence diminishing over the generations & then preach the danger
of sexual victimization of children that in reality comes predominantly from family members &
acquaintances & not strangers & a 2002 study showed 800,000 children were missing annually
so that would be 8 million missing in a decade lets read a study derived from data collected
between 1997 & 1999, mainly from a telesurvey in 1999 of 16,111 adult caregivers & 5,015 youths.
The results were then weighted based on U.S. Census data. based on a survey, not based on actual
incidents & with NO FOLLOW UP! Estimate is based on an extremely small sample of cases; as
its precision and confidence interval are unreliable. incidents may meet a legal definition of “abduction”
but generally do not conform to the YOUR understanding of an abduction, An extremely small
percentage of runaways end up homeless & few end up sex trafficked & none of those were abducted

the Denver Post in 1986 won the Pulitzer Prize for Public Service for exposing the dubious &
exaggerated statistics associated with missing children. in-depth study of missing children,
which revealed that most are involved in custody disputes or are runaways, and which helped
mitigate national fears stirred by exaggerated statistics." Yet the media still misusing data in
a frightening and unhelpful fashion, as fear sells , who is buying & why not make them poor!?

http://alternet.org/civil-liberties/1...
http://archive.md/hFHHa http://archive.md/7v3bu http://archive.md/dBLYV
http://archive.md/fL2RK http://archive.md/GyKCk
http://google.com/webhp?q=Denver+Post...
http://pulitzer.org/winners/denver-post
http://schneier.com/blog/archives/200...
http://cnn.com/2012/05/25/opinion/lan...
http://schneier.com/blog/archives/200...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Gund...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_...
http://process.org/discept/2012/07/31...
http://snopes.com/sports/football/esc...
http://snopes.com/tag/sex-trafficking/
http://snopes.com/tag/human-trafficking/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic...

Ted Gunderson joined in 1951 & was head of the 1977 los angeles FBI & in 1979 he was 1 of
a handful interviewed for the job of FBI director, his son has claimed he worked the JFK &
Marilyn Monroe cases & I DO RECOMMEND his book How to Locate Anyone Anywhere

after he retired he joined in warning about the supposed proliferation of secret satanic ritual abuse
groups as seen in a 1995 Dallas conference video , but he never produced evidence before his
claims & this is explicitly against the then current policies, rules & laws observed by the FBI

http://imgur.com/a/y4bBY

 

[Pikimon]

According to the FBI’s latest study, more than 58,000 kids were abducted by non-relatives in one year.
800,000 children are reported missing every year, In the United States, more than half end up living on
the streets. 70% will become sex trafficking victims, within their first 72 hours of living on the street.
“One in 6 runaways in 2014 were likely sex trafficking victims. That is up from 1 in 7 in 2013.

1.3 million children reported missing by their caretakers & any who were missed by the caretaker for
at least an hour but no report was filed, 99.8 percent were recovered for a total of 2,500 or 0.2 percent,
& out of that 115 actually listed in the report could be kidnappings NOT 58,000 children

missing & abducted are not synonymous as most missing children are not abducted & most
abducted children are not missing since after follow up research, acknowledging runaways, lost,
injured, in family abduction & benign episodes, almost all of them returned a short time later alive
& relatively uninjured while a small percentage listed as missing children are abducted by a non
family members & comparing sexually motivated family abduction to sexually motivated nonfamily
abduction is not the only aspect of sexual victimization of children that people get wrong

family members or trusted acquaintances will sexually victimize a child through trust while stranger
abduction may be less likely than 50 years ago, non family members abduct less than a few hundred
children each year as in the stereotypical predator image so why post 1/6 endangered runaways
were likely sex trafficking victims reported to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children
the United States has spent almost $1.2 billion fighting sex trafficking globally, not on evidence based
research or actions like rescue operations, but for advertising & anti sex trafficking campaigns

some lament childhood independence diminishing over the generations & then preach the danger
of sexual victimization of children that in reality comes predominantly from family members &
acquaintances & not strangers & a 2002 study showed 800,000 children were missing annually
so that would be 8 million missing in a decade lets read a study derived from data collected
between 1997 & 1999, mainly from a telesurvey in 1999 of 16,111 adult caregivers & 5,015 youths.
The results were then weighted based on U.S. Census data. based on a survey, not based on actual
incidents & with NO FOLLOW UP! Estimate is based on an extremely small sample of cases; as
its precision and confidence interval are unreliable. incidents may meet a legal definition of “abduction”
but generally do not conform to the YOUR understanding of an abduction, An extremely small
percentage of runaways end up homeless & few end up sex trafficked & none of those were abducted

the Denver Post in 1986 won the Pulitzer Prize for Public Service for exposing the dubious &
exaggerated statistics associated with missing children. in-depth study of missing children,
which revealed that most are involved in custody disputes or are runaways, and which helped
mitigate national fears stirred by exaggerated statistics." Yet the media still misusing data in
a frightening and unhelpful fashion, as fear sells , who is buying & why not make them poor!?

http://alternet.org/civil-liberties/1...
http://archive.md/hFHHa http://archive.md/7v3bu http://archive.md/dBLYV
http://archive.md/fL2RK http://archive.md/GyKCk
http://google.com/webhp?q=Denver+Post...
http://pulitzer.org/winners/denver-post
http://schneier.com/blog/archives/200...
http://cnn.com/2012/05/25/opinion/lan...
http://schneier.com/blog/archives/200...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Gund...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_...
http://process.org/discept/2012/07/31...
http://snopes.com/sports/football/esc...
http://snopes.com/tag/sex-trafficking/
http://snopes.com/tag/human-trafficking/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic...

Ted Gunderson joined in 1951 & was head of the 1977 los angeles FBI & in 1979 he was 1 of
a handful interviewed for the job of FBI director, his son has claimed he worked the JFK &
Marilyn Monroe cases & I DO RECOMMEND his book How to Locate Anyone Anywhere

after he retired he joined in warning about the supposed proliferation of secret satanic ritual abuse
groups as seen in a 1995 Dallas conference video , but he never produced evidence before his
claims & this is explicitly against the then current policies, rules & laws observed by the FBI

http://imgur.com/a/y4bBY

Spoiler: A summary of the info above

 

[Ruin]

Weird to see all the sjws here, I thought conspiracy theorists were overwhelmingly right wing types.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Weird to see all the sjws here, I thought conspiracy theorists were overwhelmingly right wing types.

My guess would be that the percentage goes up or down depending on who's in power.

 

[AnOminous]

Weird to see all the sjws here, I thought conspiracy theorists were overwhelmingly right wing types.

Don't you remember truthers? There were definitely some right-wingers among them, but it was mostly "Bush did 9/11!"