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Weird to see all the sjws here, I thought conspiracy theorists were overwhelmingly right wing types.

I've been a subscriber to the conspiracy theory sub for a long time now. I totally just thought it was all about aliens and shit. but no. there are all sorts of theories from all sorts of crazy people. Including the fedora loving pony fags, we all know and love.
heres a lovely example:

Is steven universe a marxist brainwashing ploy like My little pony? You bet it is!

Pretty much the same problem as My Little Pony here; Children's cartoon show brainwashing the masses. But this time there is a twist; Instead of introducing people to bestiality mixed with Marxism, it introduces people to full-blown Marxism!

From there you can see lots of stuff that are featured in neo-marxist cultural takeovers, such as full-blown feminism, transgender agendas, the typical "Woman are men" "Men are women" stuff, and SJW (Neo-marxists) tropes. It also apparently features the gender neutral trope as "Gems" are basically genderless.

And finally, this is clearly anime-based. To be honest don't confuse this communist propaganda with anime. While Anime could be a brainwashing ploy just like the rest of the television industry, Anime clearly knows what beauty is; This seems to just endlessly promote ugliness, which is what the marxist world mafia exactly wanted. In fact this show is well known for stealing anime concepts which furthers the brainwashing (A trait that My Little Pony did perfectly).

As of today's world: "Right is wrong, Ugliness is beauty, and Invasion is Revolution".

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/51fq96/is_steven_universe_a_marxist_brainwashing_ploy/

soooooo yea. no one is safe from this shit.
 

AnOminous

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Pretty much the same problem as My Little Pony here; Children's cartoon show brainwashing the masses. But this time there is a twist; Instead of introducing people to bestiality mixed with Marxism, it introduces people to full-blown Marxism!

But that's stupid. At least the pony part. Hasbro is one of the biggest toy companies in the world and if it wants to brainwash anyone into anything, it's into buying their toys. That's capitalism.

Steven Universe at least they have a point with. The show makers really have basically admitted they're pushing a tranny agenda with the show.
 

InactionMan

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In case anyone hasn't noticed, r/conspiracy has been totally overrun by users from r/the_donald.

The board is mostly stupid political shit now.

In fact, the only way you'll find real conspiracies anymore is by switching to the Controversial tab, which mostly consists of old users bitching about the takeover and aliens and Jews and whatnot.
 

Feline Darkmage

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which mostly consists of old users bitching about the takeover and aliens and Jews and whatnot.

The one thing I'll agree with these guys on. I want more Jewish Reptillian Chemtrail posts and less Donald Trump, if I wanted Donald Trump I'd go to the_Donald.

We should start up a fund to build a firewall and keep r/T_D posters out of r/Conspiracy
 

Chris did nothing wrong

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This man seems to think that Trump’s tan is his natural skin color because he’s Scottish-American (lol wtf). Therefore calling Trump orange is an act of anti-white racism.

https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/59lghe/the_hypocrisy_of_hillary_clinton_supporters_they/


And then there’s this poor bastard who thinks people not signaling when they change lanes is part of MK Ultra:

“I've been keeping track of this in a notebook. I'm seeing 50% or less of drivers signalling when changing lanes in NC. This used to be <1-3 instances in 100 drivers that would do this, usually on the highway where it matters less. Now it's 1 in 2-3, on regular streets also. I don't know if this is a local trend, but it's not only inconsiderate it's dangerous. I've almost been in an accident several times from people failing to indicate.

I'm starting to honk at people now even though "it's rude in the south", if they are ahead of me in a one late and they slow down to turn but don't signal. Why shouldn't I, they're not only breaking the law, if I didn't see their brake lights, I might hit them.

I think this is significant, AND a conspiracy because something is happening that is very strange. Perhaps everyone is so pissed off that their suppressed anger about what's happneing in america is manifesting itself in road rage type passive aggression.

Or maybe I CERN-shifted / berenstein'd into yet another universe where people don't indicate anymore and I'm the last unicorn who tries to let others know what I'm doing on the road so they and I both feel safe.

I saw one guy in a 3 lane road go from left most to center without signalling, then pass and go into rightmost in front of a bus without signalling and then slammed brakes, almost brakechecking a full bus. I was in the center lane, behind the bus, trying to keep a space cushion. This stupid car almost caused a pileup.

I am telling you becasue this was not an isolated incident. I saw several of these types of violations all day long in Asheville, NC. I recall when I was in college, I got a ticket for illegal lane change by a police in Atlanta, GA, and not using the signal to change is illegal in NC as well.

I see all kinds of weaving through traffic, inattentiveness at stoplights (texting on their iphone), etc. And they don't seem to care. I don't personally have a problem with people futzing with their phones at lights--after all, they are super boring and an indication of poor planning (ie: turnabouts are better), but at least be considerate to others by holding it up on your steering wheel, so you know when to put that shit down and drive when the light turns green.

I think these "my road" / "you aren't there" behaviors are a litmus test for the coming shitpocalypse”

https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/4xm9u6/has_anyone_else_noticed_that_people_are/
 

Chris did nothing wrong

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This user is great. Even the rest of /r/conspiracy think he’s an autist:

https://www.reddit.com/user/factsnotfeelings/


Threads he’s started:

“The idea of 'submarine launched nuclear warheads' is a hoax”

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5tsyzm/the_idea_of_submarine_launched_nuclear_warheads/?sort=top

Isn't the Big Bang theory just one big joke?

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/53k0eq/isnt_the_big_bang_theory_just_one_big_joke/?sort=top

There is no such thing as 'doping'. Performance enhancing drugs do not work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5t06vo/there_is_no_such_thing_as_doping_performance/?sort=top

Are we really made up of microscopic cells?

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/56zj2t/are_we_really_made_up_of_microscopic_cells/?sort=top

Are atoms a hoax?

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/4t52zp/are_atoms_a_hoax/?sort=top

Crude oil does not exist, all of our ‘oil’ comes from plants

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5sx4rs/crude_oil_does_not_exist_all_of_our_oil_comes/?sort=top

Are we encased in a glass dome?

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/4qg0v5/are_we_encased_in_a_glass_dome/?sort=top

Disease is caused by eating too much and breathing bad air, not by microorganisms

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5jesd8/disease_is_caused_by_eating_too_much_and/?sort=top

Was the 2003 Iraq war fake?

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/4m9rid/was_the_2003_iraq_war_fake/?sort=top

Do birds fly by harvesting atmospheric electricity?

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5ec9k7/do_birds_fly_by_harvesting_atmospheric_electricity/?sort=top

Viruses do not exist

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5x1xbm/viruses_do_not_exist/?sort=top

At some point in the future, ice will fall from the sky resulting in the deaths of billions...

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5otuwa/at_some_point_in_the_future_ice_will_fall_from/?sort=top

Humans are designed to consume fruit, nothing else.

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5l499w/humans_are_designed_to_consume_fruit_nothing_else/?sort=top

The leader of the Nigerian terror group Boko Haram, is played by American rapper Tupac Shakur

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5pykac/the_leader_of_the_nigerian_terror_group_boko/?sort=top

Was Hiroshima firebombed?

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/433dqd/was_hiroshima_firebombed/?sort=top

Lava/volcanoes, don't exist.

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5t1m9s/lavavolcanoes_dont_exist/?sort=top

Exposing the 'Germ Theory' myth

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/57iwgp/exposing_the_germ_theory_myth/?sort=top

Galen was right, bloodletting is healthy

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5n5rgm/galen_was_right_bloodletting_is_healthy/?sort=top

Why don't we have more Hollywood movies/TV shows/Video games about the microscopic world?

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5bqv0i/why_dont_we_have_more_hollywood_moviestv/?sort=top

Ape to human evolution is simply not possible

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5374gz/ape_to_human_evolution_is_simply_not_possible/?sort=top

There is no real need to eat or drink, eating is a habit, not a necessity...

https://www.reddit.com/r/C_S_T/comments/5hkbn1/there_is_no_real_need_to_eat_or_drink_eating_is_a/?sort=top

'Earthquakes' are caused by electrical disturbances in the underground oceans

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5drtkm/earthquakes_are_caused_by_electrical_disturbances/?sort=top

There's no such thing as 'Antibodies' and the Immune system does not exist...

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5zuous/theres_no_such_thing_as_antibodies_and_the_immune/?sort=top

Our world is made out of waves, not 'atoms and molecules'.

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5x2u7u/our_world_is_made_out_of_waves_not_atoms_and/?sort=top
 

Chris did nothing wrong

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https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/66iop9/iphone_autocorrect/

"I was typing "about" when it decided to replace this with "Abbasid" instead. I did not misspell "about". It was typed fully correctly and it got replaced with "Abbasid".

I've never heard of this name before.

I think Apple Tech is being designed to auto correct in very suspicious ways. Psychological manipulation and information spreading maybe. I have no idea what benefit this word is though. Maybe it's only indirectly relevant to something. Since Islam seems to be a common focus in current politics maybe it's something to do with this.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbasid_Caliphate"
 

Feline Darkmage

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https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/66iop9/iphone_autocorrect/

"I was typing "about" when it decided to replace this with "Abbasid" instead. I did not misspell "about". It was typed fully correctly and it got replaced with "Abbasid".

I've never heard of this name before.

I think Apple Tech is being designed to auto correct in very suspicious ways. Psychological manipulation and information spreading maybe. I have no idea what benefit this word is though. Maybe it's only indirectly relevant to something. Since Islam seems to be a common focus in current politics maybe it's something to do with this.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbasid_Caliphate"

Literally what
 

Lazuli

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In case anyone hasn't noticed, r/conspiracy has been totally overrun by users from r/the_donald.

The board is mostly stupid political shit now.

In fact, the only way you'll find real conspiracies anymore is by switching to the Controversial tab, which mostly consists of old users bitching about the takeover and aliens and Jews and whatnot.

During the election, r/politics was basically bought out by the DNC. So most people that were banned or had their news articles deleted from r/politics or people that were too moderate or right wing for r/the_donald ended up on r/conspiracy
 

proteus4994

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During the election, r/politics was basically bought out by the DNC. So most people that were banned or had their news articles deleted from r/politics or people that were too moderate or right wing for r/the_donald ended up on r/conspiracy

Do people really think that George Soros and CTR "bought out" /r/politics instead of, oh, I dunno, the fact that Reddit leans heavily liberal which has been a known thing for years?

That sounds like something from /r/conspiracy
 

Chris did nothing wrong

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https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy...overnment_is_using_robots_disguised/?sort=top

"I think the government is using robots disguised as birds to spy on me in and around my house. I am being serious about this, I'd appreciate any advice you can give me. I've heard for years now that they have the ability to make robots the size of pennies that can fly like mosquitoes. I think a similar thing is happening to me right now. I've been looking at conspiracy websites more than usual lately, and I think the government is sending bird robots to spy on my house because of this. It's been happening to me for the past couple weeks.

I have noticed a lot more birds than usual lately, and they've been acting very suspiciously. I see them when I walk in the door from work. They've been on my rooftop and they just.... they look at me, they jerk their heads around in this robotic way and make these monotonous chirps, like an audio file playing over and over again. They don't act like normal birds, they don't seem that afraid of humans.

For the past few days, I've been at my window staring at them as they hop all over my lawn and my driveway. The way their heads move, as I said, it's in these sudden jerks, like they're trying to get a better angle. I've never seen them eat, poop, mate, nothing that could suggest they're biological. They also always stay in these groups though.

I am not an expert on birds, so I don't know what kind of bird they are, they are brown though, and kind of small. Anyway, I've been watching them from my window, and they seem to gravitate around my car, especially the license plate part. They might be sending pictures of my license plate or other information to the government so they can identify me.

Whenever I walk outside, they fly away, but not like how you'd expect a bird to. They still stay in the general area, they perch themselves on the rooftop and they continue to stare at me. One day I just lost it. I yelled at them, "LEAVE ME ALONE" I yelled at them. They flew away, as if on cue, but they've kept coming back.

I'll try to take pictures and videos of them, but they evade any attempts to get a good picture of them, like they recognize the camera and are evading it. I'll try to maybe throw rocks at them and maybe destroy one so I can dismantle and study it. I need advice, there's been more birds lately and I'm freaking out."
 

Pointless Pedant

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Do people really think that George Soros and CTR "bought out" /r/politics instead of, oh, I dunno, the fact that Reddit leans heavily liberal which has been a known thing for years?

That sounds like something from /r/conspiracy

Reddit has a reputation as a liberal website, except among progressives, who consider it indistinguishable from Stormfront.
 

BoingBoingBoi

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Pretty much the same problem as My Little Pony here; Children's cartoon show brainwashing the masses. But this time there is a twist; Instead of introducing people to bestiality mixed with Marxism, it introduces people to full-blown Marxism!

honestly the idea that stephen universe is intended to normalizes progressive values like gender-bending and homosexuality isn't all that crazy. the autism shows up when people start to use terms like "mind control" "brainwashing" "Marxism" and the like. also that post got no points and the top voted comment is about how this conspiracy "reeks of religious fear." even the conspiracy subreddit has to praise diversity.

>My Jehovah's Witness aunt wouldn't go in the haunted mansion ride at Disneyland because she thought there were real demons inside, people used to think rock n roll was evil. This just reeks of religious fear. Not everything is some evil plot to get your children to grow up and, God forbid, be tolerant of different types of people on this planet....
 

proteus4994

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honestly the idea that stephen universe is intended to normalizes progressive values like gender-bending and homosexuality isn't all that crazy.

Normally I'm the one who's ripping on the right for seeing these stupid ass conspiracies in everything, but in this case, the creators have literally said that they're trying to normalize transgenderism, so it's really spot-on accurate, not crazy.

I've watched it a couple of times, I didn't like it but for reasons unrelated to their stance on transgenderism. Mostly because it wasn't very funny or entertaining at all. My daughter agreed.
 

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