r/dogfree and r/ifuckinghatecats - People who are REALLY passionate about how much they hate animals

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Slowboat to China

Level 6 Hairy Hands Syndrome
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Is that why furries exist?

"Nobody will fuck me but they'll fuck a dog."

... holy Jesus. This means that somewhere out there, there is the furry version of an autogynephile. Instead of trying to become a woman because they want to fuck lesbians, they're trying to become an animal because they think women want to fuck dogs.

Mind. Blown.
 

Cosmos

Soldier of Love and Bitching on the Internet
Local Moderator
True & Honest Fan
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"Feline-cucks"

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Andrew Neiman

I'll cue you!
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How could anyone ever look at something like this and wish death upon it? :c
William S. Burroughs is with you on this one:
William S. Burroughs said:
Who could harm such a creature? Train his dog to kill him! Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this ugly spirit.

That said, he also may have fit in on r/dogfree:
William S. Burroughs said:
What went so hideously wrong with the domestic dog? Man molded the domestic dog in his own worst image…self-righteous as a lynch mob, servile and vicious, replete with the vilest coprophagic perversions…and what other animal tries to fuck your leg? Canine claims to our affection reek of contrived and fraudulent sentimentality.
 

Nekromantik

I was phone!
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My favorite thing about /r/Dogfree is they have this idea that if they come out and say they don't like dogs, they can never get a date. You'll see a ton of post crying about how there are too many dog owners on dating apps, or how they have to lie to their SO about liking dogs, when they secretly want to kill the things.

They act like being single and dog free makes them oppressed.

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Ceci

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I think most women would rather have a dog who loves unconditionally over a man who hates women unconditionally.

Hell if you gave them the choice of a scorpion vs an incel 99.9 % are taking home that scary scorpion
Scorpions are cool and all they need to be happy is a little tank and some bugs to eat occasionally. They can't speak so you'll never hear them complain, and they reproduce in a way which minimizes sexual contact, so they'll never be unhappy about not having sex. Plus they actually play a valuable role in the ecosystem by eating smaller insects and being a food source for many birds, reptiles, and mammals, and are additionally metal as fuck.

An incel could never compete.
 

Yutyrannus

Unwoke Dinosaur
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These autistics here seem pretty mad at dogs.
Holy shit, this made my head hurt. These autistics don't know a APBT from a fucking beagle lol. Every mutt with a square head is an APBT now, I guess.

dear KF: if you want to bitch about "pit bulls" be at least halfway correct and say "pit bull type". It's a little less inaccurate lol
 

Jesse's Arbok

Haha, Meowth asked Santa for a girlfriend. Nerd.
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r/ifuckinghatecats are like the edgy and verbally violent teen you'd see in a forum defending their favorite YouTuber. Y'know, the ones that say shit like "I'll rip your skin off with my bare hands!!!!!!!"

My favorite thing about /r/Dogfree is they have this idea that if they come out and say they don't like dogs, they can never get a date. You'll see a ton of post crying about how there are too many dog owners on dating apps, or how they have to lie to their SO about liking dogs, when they secretly want to kill the things.

They act like being single and dog free makes them oppressed.

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oh crap doggy incels

also this was the random.txt when I posted this "kiwifarms is like that mixed-breed dog that only got the shitty parts of each of the different breeds and its probably only gonna live to like 2 before it turns into dog jello"

it must be fate
 
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