Law R. Kelly Charged with 10 Counts of Aggravated Sexual Abuse - 3rd Times A Charm?

Will R Kelly's charges stick this time?

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tehpope |
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R. Kelly has been taken into custody by the Cook County Sheriff’s Office during a hearing over his unpaid child support, as the Associated Press reports. The Chicago Tribune reports that Kelly owes over $200,000 to his ex-wife Andrea Kelly, and faced jail time if he wasn’t able to pay more than $161,000 today.

Earlier today, Kelly appeared on “CBS This Morning,” marking his first interview since been arrested on charges of sexual abuse. He denied all of the allegations levied against him.

Pitchfork has reached out to representatives for Kelly and the Cook County Sheriff’s Office for further comment.
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Andrea: Hey, you're seriously behind on child support. Where's my money at?

R. Kelly: Baby, chill. You know I don't have that sort of moolah.

[R. Kelly get arrested for sexual abuse]

R. Kelly: Aw, hell no!

[R. Kelly pays $1 million bail]

Andrea: Aw, hell no!

[Andrea jails him for child support]

tehpope |
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Nigga is gonna get locked away for life. :story:

NYT said:
R. Kelly Arrested on Child Pornography and Other Federal Charges

The singer was taken into custody in Chicago by federal agents and accused in a 13-count indictment, officials said.

The singer R. Kelly, already under indictment in Chicago on state charges of aggravated sexual assault and abuse, was arrested on Thursday night by federal agents and accused of child pornography and other federal crimes, officials said.
Joseph D. Fitzpatrick, an assistant United States attorney in the Northern District of Illinois, said Mr. Kelly was arrested in Chicago on a 13-count federal indictment.
“The indictment includes charges of child pornography, enticement of a minor, and obstruction of justice,” Mr. Fitzpatrick said.
The federal charges deepen the legal morass for Mr. Kelly, who had been dogged by allegations of sexual misconduct for decades but was acquitted on state child pornography charges in 2008.
Mr. Kelly, whose real name is Robert S. Kelly, already faces more than a dozen state felony charges related to sexual abuse accusations in Chicago involving four women, three of whom were underage at the time of the alleged crimes, prosecutors said.
He was charged with 10 state counts in February, with more state charges filed against him in May.
Also, other sources are saying he's also has some sex trafficking charges brought up too.

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How many other famous R&B singers will turn out to be on Epsteins client list I wonder...

It's totally fine with me if we end up losing every single famous person. Send 'em all to prison for life, maybe we'll get some better music and acting...
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You would think that a logical person that somehow has managed to get away with this on more than one occasion, and has had everyone commenting about it for over a decade, would maybe use a bit of discretion to try and not tempt fate.

Or, maybe one of his pedo buddies (because you know he has at least one) would maybe pull him aside and tell him to maybe keep his head down for a bit.

I'm sure he's expecting to get off on this latest set of charges, too.

Wouldn't be opposed to him being lynched while trying to escape....
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I believe I will cry
I'm afraid I'll get raped and die
I'll weep about it every night and day
Spread my cheeks, go prison gay
I believe my ass's tore,
Got it open'd wider than an old barn door.
I believe I will cry (I will cry),
I believe I will cry (I will cry),
Hey, if I just spread my cheeks (I will cry),
I will cry, (I will cry) (I will cry)
OOooooOOOOooooo (I will cry)
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