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R. Kelly's Cult

Discussion in 'Pulitzer Prize Winning Journalism' started by CatParty, Jul 17, 2017.

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  1. https://archive.is/JlAhw

    R. Kelly Is Holding Women Against Their Will In A “Cult,” Parents Told Police
    As the R&B legend tours the country this summer, parents have told police that R. Kelly is running an abusive "cult" that's tearing families apart. Three former members of Kelly’s inner circle told similar stories.

     
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    • And an 18-year-old singer from Polk County, Florida. Mack said the Florida singer is Kelly’s “favorite — his number-one girl.”

    #NOTpizzagate?
     
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  2. The fact that he still has people defending him after having sex with two minors and marrying Aaliyah
    at 15 is amazing. The parents are fuck ups and they might never see their kids again. Who hands their daughter over to a known pedophile?
     
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  3. “We can only wonder why folks would persist in defaming a great artist who loves his fans, works 24/7, and takes care of all of the people in his life,” Mensch wrote. “He works hard to become the best person and artist he can be. It is interesting that stories and tales debunked many years ago turn up when his goal is to stop the violence; put down the guns; and embrace peace and love. I suppose that is the price of fame. Like all of us, Mr. Kelly deserves a personal life. Please respect that.”

    Yes, please respect his personal life that involves a cult of sex slaves. :story:

    What the fuck kind of lawyer is this?
     
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  4. A :deviant: :autism: one.

    Also, when R Kelly starts buying fake boobs for barely legal teens, why aren't the police kicking down his front door? Isn't that like Jared Fogle buying a daycare?
     
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  5. I mean it's a low hanging fruit, but what exactly does he mean by 'number one girl'?
     
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  6. That's the one he pees on most often.

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  7. The author sounds pissed
     
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  8. "Mack, Jones, and McGee claim that women who live with Kelly ...must ask his permission to leave the Chicago recording studio or their assigned rooms in the “guest house”. "

    So essentially, they're all playing "trapped in the closet".
     
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  9. I don't even know who R.Kelly is but lol.
     
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  10. Short version
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  11. Yeah, that's kinda the joke I was going for.
     
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  12. lmao like yall wouldnt get a harem if you weren't rich, handsome and famous enough to get away with it
     
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  13. To think I used to like his music...
     
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  14. still good tho

     
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  15. Did he use a gun?

     
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  16. So does this mean the old schoolyard parody will become true and R Kelly will get shot in the dick by the FBI while craving a bag of chips?
     
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  17. Waiting for social justice contrarian articles on how Mr. Kelly is being a subversive artist and people wouldn't have had a problem with a white dude having a sex compound, so any press coverage that's negative about this arrangement is racist and also opposes the sexual agency of 18 year old girls.
     
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  18. A harem of children?
     
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  19. Boondocks was right.
     
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