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[Candidae]

Update on the kid: he got a severe attack of sleep apnea, got scared of suffocating and dying, wants to lose weight:

r/loseit - I'm 15 and I'm so afraid I'm gonna die

579 votes and 105 comments so far on Reddit

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But so you won't say I'm straying away from the topic:

A guy had long hair and wanted to cut it short. He decided to stage a prank as if he got his hair cut without his consent by surprise. The friend who was supposed to perform the deed mistook some girl for him and cut her hair. She's suing him for about $1000 and he might face assault charges:

r/legaladvice - Prank gone wrong (Michigan)

0 votes and 107 comments so far on Reddit

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I'm so happy for the kid, the heart attack didn't do anything but thankfully he got his wake-up call. Hopefully he listens to the people in the comments saying that the whole 5% of people keeping the weight off is bullshit so he doesn't give up.
Now here's to hoping scissor freak gets his wake-up call too. And hopefully the girl gets him for more than 1k because that will barely cover the costs of her getting decent matching extensions until her hair grows back. The idiot couldn't tell a boy from a girl and cut her hair up to the scalp? Not buying it tbh, I'm betting she was the target of the prank the whole time and the guy realised that there are concequences to idiocy.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Just found this thread but did aid anyone check on the feeder story in @neural's OP? Looks like there was a final update 7 months back that's not listed https://www.reddit.com/user/FeederF.../updateontario_actual_final_update_to_feeder/ (https://archive.fo/tovOS). It wasn't archived so I assume it was missed.

TLDR: Mr. Attempted Arsonist gets jail and fatty goes back to living with her family.

 

[Slimy Time]

r/legaladvice - Sugar daddy gave me counterfeit money during our date, then blocked me on Instagram after. What do I do?

83 votes and 50 comments so far on Reddit

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Before realising the money was fake: "we had fun"
After money is shown to be fake: "I feel violated"
Thread locked for "rampant bad comments"

 

[Tookie]

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvic...i_want_it_back_but/?utm_source=reddit-android (https://archive.md/LPdwL)

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I want to believe.

I'm calling bullshit on this since medical power of attorney differs from standard power of attorney and usually has to be very clearly defined. I don't see any student health center forking over his medical records in this situation without clear medical authority and a litany of questions such as: who are you, why do you want these, is your friend incapacitated and if not why are you exercising medical power of attorney on his behalf?

Even if he had proper medical power of authority, the health center would probably still tell him to fuck off and have his friend come get his own records since he isn't incapacitated just to err on the side of caution.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

 

[Gingervitis]

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I’m gonna say that whenever someone asks for my opinion on something.

 

[vertexwindi]

I’m gonna say that whenever someone asks for my opinion on something.

Do not diddle kids, it’s no good diddlin’ kids

 

[Notan Alte]

I’m gonna say that whenever someone asks for my opinion on something.

Before I write my comment, I'm not a pedophile.
I'm really interested in what the original post was. @Alberto Balsalm do you have the link or an archive? I want to know how a post titled "Can racists enter legal contracts" turns into something about pedophilia. Did the op think that people who think pedophilia is fucking degenerate are racist? Pedophiles are a race now?

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Before I write my comment, I'm not a pedophile.
I'm really interested in what the original post was. @Alberto Balsalm do you have the link or an archive? I want to know how a post titled "Can racists enter legal contracts" turns into something about pedophilia. Did the op think that people who think pedophilia is fucking degenerate are racist? Pedophiles are a race now?

The original post has been deleted, but luckily it was archived: http://archive.md/Gz9tK
/r/BOLA discussion:
https://np.reddit.com/r/bestoflegal...irstly_i_would_like_to_state_that_i_am_not_a/

http://archive.md/Pnao9

Hey r/legaladvice!
Firstly, I would like to state that I am not a pedophile.
Now that we have that out of the way let me explain what happened. I was scheduled to perform with my cover band at a bar in New Jersey, until a fine gentleman (and father/audiophile) within the community notified the bar owner of post I have made on Facebook and Twitter that were photoshopped to look as if I went on frequent racist tirades. The bar owner then notified me that he was canceling our show because I was a racist.
So my question is, can the bar owner cancel my gig because I am a racist?

 

[Notan Alte]

The original post has been deleted, but luckily it was archived: http://archive.md/Gz9tK
/r/BOLA discussion:
https://np.reddit.com/r/bestoflegal...irstly_i_would_like_to_state_that_i_am_not_a/

http://archive.md/Pnao9

one reddit gold for you, kind sir

 

[Ruin]

r/legaladvice - Sugar daddy gave me counterfeit money during our date, then blocked me on Instagram after. What do I do?

83 votes and 50 comments so far on Reddit

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Before realising the money was fake: "we had fun"
After money is shown to be fake: "I feel violated"
Thread locked for "rampant bad comments"

Literally every post in that thread except for the op and two others was baleeted for mean wrongthink. That mod is thirsty as fuck.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The original post has been deleted, but luckily it was archived: http://archive.md/Gz9tK
/r/BOLA discussion:
https://np.reddit.com/r/bestoflegal...irstly_i_would_like_to_state_that_i_am_not_a/

http://archive.md/Pnao9

Is this something about Joe Cumia?

 

[MormonofID]

Old one, but it caught my eye while looking for people who wanted to sue for bad grades/getting caught cheating.
https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/4zs96h/us_federal_law_is_there_any_reason_why/
http://archive.md/Ow3QT

 

[Splendid]

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"Let me just state that I like the idea of fucking dogs..."

 

[MormonofID]

"Let me just state that I like the idea of fucking dogs..."

Yeah, if you start a sentence off with, "First of all, let me state that I am not a [insert objectionable thing here]," you're already done.

 

[Aquinas]

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Joseph Cumia / Brother Joe / SAMCRO Joe / The Big Apple Ranch Kid

Joseph Cumia is the most brilliantly stupid man I have ever come across on the internet. His stupidity is this complex combination of unearned arrogance, bizarre obsessions and thinly disguised desperation. If you try to predict his take on something, you find it's either a version 10 times...

kiwifarms.net

thats a reference

 

[Save the Loli]

Before I write my comment, I'm not a pedophile.
I'm really interested in what the original post was. @Alberto Balsalm do you have the link or an archive? I want to know how a post titled "Can racists enter legal contracts" turns into something about pedophilia. Did the op think that people who think pedophilia is fucking degenerate are racist? Pedophiles are a race now?

Pedophiles are a gender now (kindergender/pedogender/clovergender) so why can't they be a race too?

 

[Notan Alte]

Pedophiles are a gender now (kindergender/pedogender/clovergender) so why can't they be a race too?

welp, time to give a blowy to my colty. nice knowin yall.

 

[Cato]

 

[Strelok]

I'm assuming this one is about us. Anyone know who the cow is question is?

So an internet forum has been harrassing me for 5 years, what do I do…

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