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[NerdShamer]

Apparently, it's normal for autists to "visit" their neighbor.

https://www.removeddit.com/r/legala...i_call_cps_if_a_neighbors_child_keeps_coming/

https://www.removeddit.com/r/legala...tistic_brother_broke_into_neighbors_property/

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Apparently, it's normal for autists to "visit" their neighbor.

https://www.removeddit.com/r/legala...i_call_cps_if_a_neighbors_child_keeps_coming/

https://www.removeddit.com/r/legala...tistic_brother_broke_into_neighbors_property/

Only normal if the parents are shit. They're using the kids disability to excuse their blatant negligence.

 

[MormonofID]

I've been charged with fraud for having someone's SSC and ID in my glove box. Wouldn't I have to commit fraud to get convicted?

How can they charge me with fraud for just possessing someone's cards. I could have found them and intended to send them to wherever you're...

old.reddit.com

This is a weird story that just gets weirder.

 

[AnOminous]

I've been charged with fraud for having someone's SSC and ID in my glove box. Wouldn't I have to commit fraud to get convicted?

How can they charge me with fraud for just possessing someone's cards. I could have found them and intended to send them to wherever you're...

old.reddit.com

This is a weird story that just gets weirder.

That guy needs to get off plebbit and get a real lawyer and get in rehab which makes it easier to plead it out in drug court diversion.

 

[Colloid]

I've been charged with fraud for having someone's SSC and ID in my glove box. Wouldn't I have to commit fraud to get convicted?

How can they charge me with fraud for just possessing someone's cards. I could have found them and intended to send them to wherever you're...

old.reddit.com

This is a weird story that just gets weirder.

Reminds me of the idiot who got banned from his Office Depot after buying the store's whole stock of computer duster to huff, and then proceeded to get offended when LA pointed out the obvious.

snew

snew.notabug.io

Don’t make assumptions about my life and I won’t about yours. I earn my money and will spend it as I please no matter what anyone else thinks. If they think I was getting high and fabricated a story to get me banned then they clearly did something wrong and perhaps illegal. I shouldn’t be targeted and banned for buying a certain product.

Classic druggie logic right here.

 

[Fapcop]

Only normal if the parents are shit. They're using the kids disability to excuse their blatant negligence.

Imagine going into your kitchen late at night to grab a drink, you see something out of the corner of your eye, you turn and.... There’s an autist in your backyard staring at you.

Not saying a word, just staring.

Horrifying.

Almost as horrifying as knowing that any second, your peaceful day can be interrupted by a naked, 240 lb autist running into your garden and jumping into your hot tub.

That's so far over the line. I doubt anyone working at that school has the qualifications to diagnose the students with anything. But "reeee, gatekeeping!" and all that shit, I guess.

Oh they’re qualified alright! They got trained by Mermaids!

 

[NoFreePasses]

Damn... I saw a prior post I made on /r/legaladvice and it said that I was on this forum and I had beef with this forum.

I'm confused. I've never been on this site and I never had beef with this forum at all.

 

[Tesco Disco]

Damn... I saw a prior post I made on /r/legaladvice and it said that I was on this forum and I had beef with this forum.

I'm confused. I've never been on this site and I never had beef with this forum at all.

I’m confused too!
Did you make a post to /r/legaladvice that ended up getting capped or linked here? If so, I would love to know which story it was and what you can tell us about it

 

[drunk "Jedi master"]

Damn... I saw a prior post I made on /r/legaladvice and it said that I was on this forum and I had beef with this forum.

I'm confused. I've never been on this site and I never had beef with this forum at all.

stay a while and listen to the crazy stories about extremely exceptional individuals, cum tributes, leaked sex tapes between a pedo and a semi famous youtube fag, shooters in a shithole country, a rotting artificial vag picture or set of them (no axe wound links today) , and much much more only here on kiwifarms.

 

[Coleman Francis]

Apparently, it's normal for autists to "visit" their neighbor.

https://www.removeddit.com/r/legala...i_call_cps_if_a_neighbors_child_keeps_coming/

https://www.removeddit.com/r/legala...tistic_brother_broke_into_neighbors_property/

This reminded me of a story from my childhood that I had completely forgotten about until reading your post.

There was a kid in my neighborhood who was probably about 14 who didn't look like he had downs syndrome but there was definitely something wrong with him. He was probably very autistic but this was back in the day before you really heard much about autism and asperger's.

Anyway, his thing was to just walk into people's houses and just hang out like he was a welcome visitor. I didnt know this fact until it happened to us though.

I was around 9 years old and came home from a little friend's house who lived across the street. I went into my bedroom that I shared with my younger brother, who was 5 years old, and who was playing Nintendo with this fucking redheaded stranger who was much older than he and I.

I remember he was trying to help my little brother play whatever game he was on, giving him obviously horrible tips on how to solve this particular nintendo game.

I'm 9 years old so I don't know any better, I think this redheaded weirdo is somehow supposed to be in my family's home with my 5 year old brother. My mother was home but she was out in the backyard gardening or maybe doing something in the kitchen and she had no idea this autistic stranger was in her home interacting with her very young child.

A few mins go by with me still trying to wrap my head around wtf was going on when my older sister and brother came inside and walked into the bedroom. They went to school with this guy, he was in the special ed classes and had just recently moved into the neighborhood and started attending their school.

I remember my brother aggressively grabbing him by the arm saying, "Alright, let's go Adam!" and escorting him out the house. They explained to me that this dude was "special" and not all there in the brain, so he thought it was perfectly normal to just walk into people's houses.

From then on I remember seeing Adam roaming the streets with a dumb smile on his face, walking into open garages on the block and trying front door handles to see if they were unlocked.

Then it made sense so I was the one explaining to people who were unfamiliar, "Oh, that's Adam. He just walks into people's houses."

 

[Cuck Shack]

This one gave me a chuckle.

 

[Safir]

This one gave me a chuckle.
View attachment 1122096

That was... astoundingly ill thought out.

My butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012 and I can't get it removed.(self.legaladvice)
submitted 2 days ago by ragdollrae to /r/legaladvice
I wish this was fake but it's not. The first thing you see when you type in my full name on google is "Original Poster's Butthole." This page was created in 2012. I was only 15 at the time. I have reported it a million times, even asked friends to report it. It's humiliating. I tried requesting the name change of the page. Reported it for every option possible. Facebook says it doesn't violate terms. Tried claiming it as my business since at the bottom of the page it claims to be automatically generated off interest of the topic and not affiliated with the business which I don't understand how that happened, and it wouldn't let me claim it. It was never a business. I was a child. I feel so hopeless. Any advice would be appreciated. I promise I'm not trolling and have proof if needed with my name obviously edited out. LOCATION: CALIFORNIA. TLDR/ Facebook automatically generated a page when I was 15 saying my butthole is a business location with a pin close to the home I used to live in and nothing I can do can get it removed.

Facebook Won’t Remove This Woman’s Butthole As A Business Page

“This unofficial Page was created because people on Facebook have shown interest in this place or business. It's not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone associated with Samantha Rae Anna Jespersen's

www.buzzfeednews.com

Now "Samantha Rae Anne Jespersen’s Butthole" is international news:

Популярная соцсеть пять лет выдавала «задницу» девушки за деловую страницу

Социальная сеть Facebook в течение нескольких лет отказывалась удалять публичную страницу, посвященную заду девушки по имени Саманта Йесперсен. Девушка отметила, что страница была создана в 2012 году, когда ей было 15 лет, но о ее существовании она узнала только в 2015 году, когда решила...

lenta.ru

Good luck scrubbing that from Google.

 

[MormonofID]

That was... astoundingly ill thought out.

Facebook Won’t Remove This Woman’s Butthole As A Business Page

“This unofficial Page was created because people on Facebook have shown interest in this place or business. It's not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone associated with Samantha Rae Anna Jespersen's

www.buzzfeednews.com

Now "Samantha Rae Anne Jespersen’s Butthole" is international news:

Популярная соцсеть пять лет выдавала «задницу» девушки за деловую страницу

Социальная сеть Facebook в течение нескольких лет отказывалась удалять публичную страницу, посвященную заду девушки по имени Саманта Йесперсен. Девушка отметила, что страница была создана в 2012 году, когда ей было 15 лет, но о ее существовании она узнала только в 2015 году, когда решила...

lenta.ru

Good luck scrubbing that from Google.

I feel bad for laughing at this now.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Plebbitors throw out their disposable income on funko pops, then you'd expect them to afford to hire lawyers to solve cases like adults instead of telling other strangers about it?

 

[Slimy Time]

Plebbitors throw out their disposable income on funko pops, then you'd expect them to afford to hire lawyers to solve cases like adults instead of telling other strangers about it?

But if they did that, how would they be able to get their internet asspats and feel smug?

 

[Strelok]

But if they did that, how would they be able to get their internet asspats and feel smug?

That's what this site and the stickers are for damnit!

Also it's more or less an open secret that the majority of the LA mods are actually LE and that's why anything even slightly critical of police tends to get nuked, as well as actual accurate advice getting deleted because it guess against what the mods think the law is.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

But if they did that, how would they be able to get their internet asspats and feel smug?

They'd be on suicide watch no doubt. Nothing is perhaps more lulzy than to see a redditor get caught slippin', especially when playing with a fire like the law.

That's what this site and the stickers are for damnit!

Also it's more or less an open secret that the majority of the LA mods are actually LE and that's why anything even slightly critical of police tends to get nuked, as well as actual accurate advice getting deleted because it guess against what the mods think the law is.

It seems like any idiot can get into law school these days.
compared to the top minds of plebbit, genuine, educated lawyers got upstanding citizenship, good work ethics and righteous justice running through their veins.

 

[AnOminous]

Also it's more or less an open secret that the majority of the LA mods are actually LE and that's why anything even slightly critical of police tends to get nuked, as well as actual accurate advice getting deleted because it guess against what the mods think the law is.

The level of knowledge there is so abysmal I think it's actually malicious. I don't think even the morons modding that plebbit shithole actually believe the absolute bullshit they promote.

 

[AprilRains]

The level of knowledge there is so abysmal I think it's actually malicious. I don't think even the morons modding that plebbit shithole actually believe the absolute bullshit they promote.

If they do, that may be even worse. But given the way they clamp down on even the best documented opposing views, at some level I think they know they lie.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Imagine going into your kitchen late at night to grab a drink, you see something out of the corner of your eye, you turn and.... There’s an autist in your backyard staring at you.

Not saying a word, just staring.

Horrifying.

But it turns you were looking at your reflection in the window.