r/legaladvice - In which reddit's finest minds solve the world's weirdest legal problems

Doctor Placebo

Bloody, bloody 2020.
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I assume people have already said that if you go to Reddit for legal advice you deserve what you get? Because if you go to Reddit for legal advice, you deserve what you fucking get.
 

Shaka Brah

Patriotic Ass-Blasting Poster
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I assume people have already said that if you go to Reddit for legal advice you deserve what you get? Because if you go to Reddit for legal advice, you deserve what you fucking get.
To any normal person, an outsider looking in, /r/legaladvice is one of the most perfect illustrations of just how stupid and unmotivated the average redditor is. You might say the same about /r/relationships too. Basically, the people who would come here and the ones who would even attempt to "help" them besides saying hire a laywer are people who are deeply deluded or who are looking to troll the gullible.

No sane person would ever air this kind of private information online, but yet so many people either do it or lie about it online for points. Every participant is gullible or sad, whether they're fooling or being fooled.
 

Fapcop

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This is the kind of people who frequent r/legaladvice...

“I occasionally have Jehova’s Witnesses dropping by to spread their good gospel... CAN I SUE THEM FOR HARASSMENT?!?”

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AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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“I occasionally have Jehova’s Witnesses dropping by to spread their good gospel... CAN I SUE THEM FOR HARASSMENT?!?”
He didn't say it but if they were specifically harassing him for being an ex-member, like some cults do, that would be illegal. I don't believe JWs are really known for doing that any more but they could have a local batch of really obnoxious ones.
 

Anja Din

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The level of knowledge there is so abysmal I think it's actually malicious. I don't think even the morons modding that plebbit shithole actually believe the absolute bullshit they promote.
I read somewhere that the mods for r/legaladvice were a couple of cops and not attorneys. A cop doesnt know shit about criminal adjudication or things beyond arrest phase. They’d give someone much different advice than a lawyer would so people are idiots if they listen to internet legal “advice”. Or how to DIY shit like you see they do on 4chan.
 

TheMagician

Just lost The Game
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I read somewhere that the mods for r/legaladvice were a couple of cops and not attorneys. A cop doesnt know shit about criminal adjudication or things beyond arrest phase. They’d give someone much different advice than a lawyer would so people are idiots if they listen to internet legal “advice”. Or how to DIY shit like you see they do on 4chan.
I remember some really nasty shit happening on there, from censoring actual sound legsl advice from real attorneys, to the mods giving terrible advice to someone that led to a kid getting abused
You'd think this would be enough to cause a reddit chimpout against them, or at least the BLM "kill literally every cop uwu" shit would be enough to turn people on them, but this sub is still around?
I guess reddit will always be reddit
 
This is the kind of people who frequent r/legaladvice...

“I occasionally have Jehova’s Witnesses dropping by to spread their good gospel... CAN I SUE THEM FOR HARASSMENT?!?”

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Pro tip: I was a frequent target on their visitation list (I didn't mind). One day on a visit their kids snuck around and peeked in my window and caught teenage me masturbating. They never came back.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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I read somewhere that the mods for r/legaladvice were a couple of cops and not attorneys. A cop doesnt know shit about criminal adjudication or things beyond arrest phase. They’d give someone much different advice than a lawyer would so people are idiots if they listen to internet legal “advice”. Or how to DIY shit like you see they do on 4chan.
Cops could give reasonable "legal advice" of what might or might not get you arrested somewhere, or what might happen at a criminal trial, especially if they've testified at many of them, if they knew their limitations.

These morons don't. And their utterly shitty power-mad modding really convinces me that even if they are cops and not larping Paul Blarts, they're really shitty cops, too, the kind who get their departments sued, either utter Barney Fifes or outright lunatics.
 

Fapcop

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My roommate is annoying. CAN I SUE THEM FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGES?!?

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If a 20 year old girl pretends to be 4... Is it legal to fuck her?

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R/legaladvice also has a knack for attracting... Well... Idiots.

Like the guy who spend 5 days in a psych hold because he took the whole “don’t talk to police” thing a little too seriously.

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And of course various simps and easy marks:

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And every now and then, you see a post where you just go WTF?!?

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BTW: All of these are from the last 24 hours or thereabouts. It’s a quickly flowing stream of stupid in there.
 

Daughter of Cernunnos

Ghost husb@ndos
True & Honest Fan
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My roommate is annoying. CAN I SUE THEM FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGES?!?

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If a 20 year old girl pretends to be 4... Is it legal to fuck her?

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R/legaladvice also has a knack for attracting... Well... Idiots.

Like the guy who spend 5 days in a psych hold because he took the whole “don’t talk to police” thing a little too seriously.

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And of course various simps and easy marks:

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And every now and then, you see a post where you just go WTF?!?

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BTW: All of these are from the last 24 hours or thereabouts. It’s a quickly flowing stream of stupid in there.
I bet you the "stupid sister" is him.
 

Yakov Fedotovich Pavlov

the apocalypse cannot come soon enough
kiwifarms.net
My roommate is annoying. CAN I SUE THEM FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGES?!?

View attachment 1641359

If a 20 year old girl pretends to be 4... Is it legal to fuck her?

View attachment 1641358

R/legaladvice also has a knack for attracting... Well... Idiots.

Like the guy who spend 5 days in a psych hold because he took the whole “don’t talk to police” thing a little too seriously.

View attachment 1641356

And of course various simps and easy marks:

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And every now and then, you see a post where you just go WTF?!?

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BTW: All of these are from the last 24 hours or thereabouts. It’s a quickly flowing stream of stupid in there.
lmao these people who complain about cyberstalking really do my fucking head in. What's funnier are the others who don't know they are being watched.
 

Doctor Placebo

Bloody, bloody 2020.
kiwifarms.net
Cops could give reasonable "legal advice" of what might or might not get you arrested somewhere, or what might happen at a criminal trial, especially if they've testified at many of them, if they knew their limitations.

These morons don't. And their utterly shitty power-mad modding really convinces me that even if they are cops and not larping Paul Blarts, they're really shitty cops, too, the kind who get their departments sued, either utter Barney Fifes or outright lunatics.
That or a glow op to deliberately spread misinformation so people incriminate themselves.
 

Red Mask

War is Intellect
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My favorite is the one about someone getting kicked out of a waterpark because they took some “swimming costumes.” Oldy but goodie.


(I’m trying to archive it, but the line is very long today).
 
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