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r/polyamory

Discussion in 'Community Watch' started by Crunchy Leaf, Oct 29, 2017.

  1. Translation: "we realised she was a whore"
     
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    "How do I convince my husband to let me start fucking other guys?"
     
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  3. “He is afraid he will lose me or it will ruin our marriage.”
    Does she not read the board she just posted on?
     
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  4. Ofc she did, but poly's are deluded af. They will always point out the few good stories (which usually aren't that good anyways) and completely disregard the massive problems that plague their "community", usually they do this by brushing it off as "not real polyamory".
     
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  5. >husband of a few years
    >10 year difference
    >married probably 18 when he was 28
    nothing weird here at all.

    other posts from the user include flight attendant application questions so if he says yes, it'll probably escalate to "i just fuck dudes all over the country." at least one commenter has the common sense to say "sounds like your husband is getting nothing out of this."

    also seems to have a fairly unique name. she didn't get the memo people use burners for their poly posting.
     
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  6. Warning her husband would be touching.the.poop correct?

    Granted he married a gold digging whore so you had to know what you were signing up for.
     
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  7. Also from that thread:
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    "We are open on her side only."

    Lol
     
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  8. when i checked the thread the cuck charlie hadn't replied yet.

    and yet i could accurately guess his reply.
     
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  9. >She can't make friends with other women.
    >Every male "friendship" escalates sex.

    This guy picked himself a winner.
     
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  10. I don't know rather to call the woman exceptional for not seeing that a lot of men become "friends" with women so they can try to get in their pants or genius that she cucked her boyfriend into polyamory with a sob story that she can't make any friends because her male friends fall for her and somehow she can't make female friends(I wonder why that is).
     
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  11. This is the most exceptional thing I have read all week.

    Apparently you have to fuck all your friends or else you aren’t real friends. Good to know
     
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    #712 whathefuck, Aug 9, 2018 at 9:47 AM
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  12. Yeah, "I have an 'understanding' with my partner, but I need you to keep our relationship on the downlow" is not a huge red flag.
     
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  13. Damn, that poor dude (:_( he needs to get away from that shit​
     
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  14. I have the misfortune of knowing several "Polys" AND "Swingers" IRL, and "Trainwreck" doesn't begin to describe them.

    Basically every one of them is the classic "One-Sided open relationship" thing where one partner (Pretty even split between male and female here, weirdly enough) is fucking everything in sight and using the other as a backup. And the other, usually an introvert, absolutely hates the poly thing, but stays because "It's better than being alone"

    The difference is that polys claim it's because of love and the swingers say that since "It's just sex, it doesn't matter" Both seem like delusional sociopaths that don't give a shit about their "Primary" partner, IMO.

    Also, there's recently been some sort of disgusting Chlamydia outbreak in the local poly/swinger community, and the drama is hilarious.
     
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  15. They're going to break up, the gay boyfriend will go to Datalounge to bitch about how awful bisexuals are, the trans man will go to Tumblr to bitch about how awful cis people are, and the bi guy will go to the adult bookstore. Anyway, there are a bunch of comments about how it sounds like cheating and the guy is manipulating the OP; although what I'm surprised at (as a frequent reader of r/relationships) is nobody has mentioned the ten year age gap.

    How do you, uh, know there's a Chlamydia outbreak?
     
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    #718 Tanner Glass, Aug 10, 2018 at 9:46 AM
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  17. People are being reasonable in the comments saying “poly is about understanding and if can’t, dump him.” To which OP replies “he’s super sweet and understanding and helps me out,” which instantly tells me she’s gonna go back to him. Maybe he’d stop asking for a relationship if you stopped leading him along and friendzoning him.
     
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  18. We're talking about people who lack most of the normal filters when it comes to intimacy and privacy. They're probably wearing t-shirts that advertise their STD prescriptions.
     
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