/r/smalldickproblems - Your favorite subreddit; "Life isn't all about sex, but it isn't much of a life without one."

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queerape

Gorilla gorilla goes Gorillaz
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Joined
Jul 30, 2018
Here u go:
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Sorry for including Chipman on here. As a bait and switch for anything remotely sexual, that might've been a little too cruel.
There's also the internet Lumberjack stage
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The Whore of Babylon

I fucked your dad, shitlips!!!!
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Joined
Nov 8, 2019
I mean. Most women are too self-conscious to let anyone eat them out. And that's just a hole. The 'worst' case is having flappy flaps. 2 inches is an issue but even 3-4 I can see being more than enough, especially if the chick herself isn't certain about her body. I mean, surely having a mind-blowing oral orgasm is better than the perfect dick going in and out on repeat.
women love bein ate out just not by you clearly lol
 

Drachenlord

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Joined
Mar 18, 2019
Another subreddit filled with people that don't know that porn is not reality.
Sad! Many such cases!
Some of them post their penises and they are indeed tiny. I can see how that fucks with their head (and porn won't help there).
Don't think there is any legit operation to increase penis size either, those guys are just dealt a bad hand. Not sure if hanging out in a pity echo chamber will improve their wellbeing though.
 

HeilDave

GodBear must feed (and sneed)
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Joined
May 24, 2021
This fucking subreddit is a goldmine :story:
I seriously cannot tell whether or not this post was made as fetish fuel or as bait, but the comments are just as good:


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That reply is proper wank fantasy. I mean he's showering and a girl busts in on him then asks why he isn't naked... and then pulled down his pants and pointed and giggled at his pitiful manhood, then told him to jerk off and eat his own cum while she spat on him saying he should be grateful because that's the closest thing to sex he could ever get because he's a disgusting loser
 

teeth

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Joined
Mar 7, 2021
That reply is proper wank fantasy. I mean he's showering and a girl busts in on him then asks why he isn't naked... and then pulled down his pants and pointed and giggled at his pitiful manhood, then told him to jerk off and eat his own cum while she spat on him saying he should be grateful because that's the closest thing to sex he could ever get because he's a disgusting loser
it really does read like absolute fap material, although I looked into the commenters account out of pure curiosity and it appears he’s a semi-frequent poster to r/SDP... seems like he genuinely posts there for advice :stress:

he also has a fetish for.. women smoking?

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lul a cigarette bigger than his dick
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World's Smallest Violin

Insane in tha Propane
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jan 5, 2020
I mean. Most women are too self-conscious to let anyone eat them out. And that's just a hole. The 'worst' case is having flappy flaps. 2 inches is an issue but even 3-4 I can see being more than enough, especially if the chick herself isn't certain about her body. I mean, surely having a mind-blowing oral orgasm is better than the perfect dick going in and out on repeat.
This gorilla..
 

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