/r9k/ - Kindergarten for Wizards

[GS 281]

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/r9k/ is a board that takes shitposting and turns it into a college essay. Highly autistic people congregate and make incredibly long posts that no one will read unless they want to laugh at the writer for being such a faggot they just wrote what they read. Sounds familiar, right? Well /r9k/ has become a haven for virgins, NEETs and protowizards. This thread will be for laughing at them and screencaps of their silliness.

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What is great about /r9k/ is that the users always feel free to share life experiences so people can learn from their mistakes and success.

Love and relationships, especially the act of courting is frequently discussed.

Spoiler: Long but funny

Regaling stories of life in school can be a useful experience for young men to learn from regarding conflict resolution

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

No tendies stories 0/10 OP

 

[ForgottenAcct]

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>Not being the cool /ss/ kid at your school.
I was so close, but it turns out /gs/ doesn't award cool points at all.

 

[GS 281]

These are great. Even if you don't like video content, give it a try.

@Flowers For Sonichu

 

[Transvaalan]

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/r9k/ is a board that takes shitposting and turns it into a college essay. Highly autistic people congregate and make incredibly long posts that no one will read unless they want to laugh at the writer for being such a faggot they just wrote what they read. Sounds familiar, right? Well /r9k/ has become a haven for virgins, NEETs and protowizards. This thread will be for laughing at them and screencaps of their silliness.

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What is great about /r9k/ is that the users always feel free to share life experiences so people can learn from their mistakes and success.
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Love and relationships, especially the act of courting is frequently discussed.
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Spoiler: Long but funny

Regaling stories of life in school can be a useful experience for young men to learn from regarding conflict resolution
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And yet, like old /b/, 90% of the content is boring and unfun.

 

[The Fool]

sounds like my kind of place, maybe I should take a visit

 

[Cheeseman]

>mfw people still consider is serious business or scary to go on imageboard

 

[m0rnutz]

No touchy my warlock brethren, that's rude.

Actually there are a few tripcoders and legend is occasionally a cute grill will bless the virgins with some tit, only to later find out she was jailbait. It's happened too many times to count.

They also get fixated on to particular girls. Right now their favorite is a Jew who does tea parties with her stuffies.

 

[Boxy Brown]

Does anyone remember christfag? He was a namefag who was actually pretty cool and spread the good word better than many preachers.

 

[PT 404]

From the very day it was created, /r9k/ was fucking terrible. Everyone on that board will die alone.

 

[Nekromantik]

I stopped going to 4chan about the time /r9k/ started. Funny that a board that started as an experiment to see what would happen if you took away the ability to post copy pasta became known for it's copy pasta.

 

[timecop]

anyone that has posted on /r9k/ is a lolcow.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

 

[fuckaidsrape]

_chan/imageboard websites = alt-reddit

misc is the only acceptable website where non-subhuman males can post that isn't social media

 

[Pointless Pedant]

You have to love the unemployed autistic tards riding on the monthly tugboat sneering at black people for supposedly not contributing anything to society.

 

[KM 749]

At /r9k/, you have some of the most unbelievable and awe-inspiring displays of social ineptitude that the world has ever seen.

This one's technically not /r9k/, but it deserves a mention regardless.

 

[NotoriousD]

You know what, I'm bored so I'm gonna drop a massive powerlevel here: I used to lurk /r9k/ just because it was full of stuff that made me laugh. Granted, I didn't lurk it consistently. More like once a week maybe. Maybe, at best. I just tried to see if I could dig the screencap up and I just don't have it, so here's a story on a thread without one I guess that I lovingly remember:

The short and sweet version was, a jobless anon on /r9k/ made a thread complaining that his brother was dating a black woman and they were staying at his parents' house, saving up their money from their middle class jobs to get into their own apartment after a couple of months. The OP in question was a self-proclaimed college student who severely hated black people, legitimately thought that no black person could get a job without affirmative action, as well as that no black person could be in any real high profile position like say, CEO of a company, that his parents should succumb to his whims and do what he wants because he believed he was going to make a six figure income or something to fully support them right out of college, and on top of spending essays worth of posts expressing all this, also spent essays worth of posts complaining about how his brother's black girlfriend forgot to lock the bathroom door and he found it very rude and uncivilized of her to not stop peeing when he walked in on her.

Well that wasn't short at all! Here though, while digging through a lot of random shit I found this gem, have it:

 

[Fagnacious D]

How many of these are actual real posts? I mean as oppose to just people shit posting.

 

[AnOminous]

How many of these are actual real posts? I mean as oppose to just people shit posting.

The stuff that reads like any absolutely insane person could have posted it is just shitposting.

The stuff that reads like it's absolutely batshit insane and you had to roll a sanity check not to go insane yourself? That shit is real.

 

[Save the Loli]

/r9k/'s fucking trash, I love it.