Lolcow Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler - The German Youtube Sensation

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The Drachen-Game is kinda like watching a guy who kicked a hornets nest and continue to kick and try to swat the hornets. The best thing you can do is either completely ignore it, or watch from the sidelines.
 

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Does he still try to spin a pen - which fails miserably - to amaze the haiders? Is his imaginary girlfriend still "existent"?
 

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I wonder how many people from outside of Germany have gone on the Pilgrimage to his house?
I'd visit the Drachenschanze if I'm ever near the fine village of Altschauerberg. Seems like a nice tourist attraction and Drachenlord seems like a pretty cool guy. Wish there was more Drachenlord material in English cause this guy and his fandom are hilarious.
 
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It's as if Drachenlord comes from a long family line of illustrious dragonlords who wield immense power and live in grand castles housing the most powerful monsters, the finest baubles, and suck the life out of maidens imprisoned in crystals. Then between World Wars 1 and 2, it was obliterated as a result of collateral damage from carpet bombings. The reign of the Dragonlords ende'd and so did the pull they had over many of Europe's resources. And according to the German government, it was good riddance and well within reason not to include them in any war reparations. All that remains is the Drachenschanze, a forlorn haus in a quiet town, containing one man left with nothing but memories of better days and all of the decay and filth it's accumulated. And he really doesn't like visitors.

It is still one of the most popular locations to visit in Germany, which is impressive for such a nigh-uninhabitable abode.
 
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There is a ban on public meetings August 19-21 in Rainers village because trolls on the Internet said people should visit him and teach him what fear is. Even before this many trolls on the internet said they want to visit him on August 20th because there is a celebration in his village.

Assholes already visit him nearly every day.
 

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German news reports of Schanzenfest 2018.


Once again, this guy and his fanbase mystify me. I couldn't imagine hundreds of people strolling around 14 Branchland Ct, setting off fireworks and burning shit, and then having to send in riot police to boot them out. Is there really nothing better to do in Germany?
 

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My guess is the same would have happend to chris if his prime time would be now. The internet became way too much of serious business and hurt feelings.
 

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Count Dankula has posted an update mad lads video on Drachenlord

TL;DW

- Apparently after the first Schanzenfest , they tried to do it again but the police blocked access to the town.
- The government has gotten so tired of the bullshit that they used a broadcasting law that requires people
who broadcast with over 500 viewers on average to have a broadcasting license, denied him a license and​
banned him from youtube.​
- He switched to a different platform from which he control viewer count to keep under 500.
- And... he now has... a pornhub channel.

 
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I don't speak a single word of German, came here after the Dankula video to see if we had a lolcow thread. Pleased we do now can someone enlighten me on why his house has not been:
A. Condemned and he forced to move out
B. Seized by the City for not paying taxes
C. How does he pay for any of this shit (power, internet, food) when he clearly can barely scrape by.
D. When did he put up the blue tarps?

Thank all you german's for creating this magnificent beast I can look at to know that my life will never be that bad.
 

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I don't speak a single word of German, came here after the Dankula video to see if we had a lolcow thread. Pleased we do now can someone enlighten me on why his house has not been:
A. Condemned and he forced to move out
B. Seized by the City for not paying taxes
C. How does he pay for any of this shit (power, internet, food) when he clearly can barely scrape by.
D. When did he put up the blue tarps?

Thank all you german's for creating this magnificent beast I can look at to know that my life will never be that bad.
A. His house is worth nothing becuse the garbage disposal would be more expensive than the house is worth.
B. They are probably not aware of any unpaid taxes, also they probably know he has not a single cent (He spends everything he gets immediately on stupid things like popcorn-machines, cotton-candy machines (yes really) etc.
C. He still gets money from his streams. But it gets less and less.
D. No idea, but they are already torn down.
E. He is an asshole. Period. I dont say he deserves all the hate, but he will never ever stop triggering the hate. Thats it. He is dumber than you can imagine.

Also, and that is not confirmed, german authorities (rightfully) ignore him because there is literally nothing to get from him.

Rainer wants to be the bullying-jesus that takes all the heat from the other bullying victims.


There is also an english thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rainer-drachenlord-winkler.20859/
 

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I appreciate the answers @Rokko and I checked out the other thread but it's nowhere near as complete and thorough like this thread is.

I wish I knew what he was saying when he's ranting like a lunatic on half those videos. I tried google translate and even google didn't understand his rantings.

He certainly is one of the worst examples of humanity in existence. Don't you germans have laws that force people who don't take care of themselves or are injuring themselves to go into a mental home? I'm sure he qualifies.
 
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