Lolcow Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler - The German Youtube Sensation

DykesDykesChina

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BTW someone translated the story "Sex in Medieval Times" by Drachenlord into English in its entirety.


"I will posishen the queen in such a way that you can enter her kunt but me too do you understend."

https://twitter.com/Depressivearts/status/759378812819927040



"Drachenlord defeated. 10 trolls are out and about on Schauerberg Hill with 100€ worth of fireworks."


EDIT. And some Ebig Weeen in a dank leather coat hurled eggs at him. :autism:

EDIT II.

First bubble:
Short status update. We're on our way to the Red Heart (probably a pub?), the village police of Emskirchen and the "Hater Hunters" confronted us.

Second bubble:
Cops were there.

Third bubble:
Summary:
Rainer got egged.
He tore up our beautiful flag.
Choked a Hater.
Stole my backpack.
Threw a stick at us.
Hit on our Mulle. (probably a girl's name?)
One of the Haters had to throw up from all the running (no joke).
Citizens of Altschauerberg united against the Haters.

(videos upcoming)

TL;DR.
On Saturday, a small army of weens/trolls/haters marched on Altschauerberg in order to harass Drachenlord, threw eggs at him and ignited fireworks. The villagers felt threatened by this and confronted them, and got the police involved.
There must be an autism epidemic in Germany. :(
 

KaiserWilhelmII

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i am pleased as long as the donkey show goes on,
in the case of drachenlord the weens were always part of the spectacle

Edit:
That depressive arts guy is well known he has been doing islamic posting on 8chan /drachenlord/ for a while there even was a video of him tounting them to doxx him,
here is another video of him

you can identify his postings on 8chan easily since he has worser spelling than drache
ill see if i can find sth

fantastic news looks like it was an old friend

KuchenTV RL name is Tim Heldt
https://kiwifarms.net/media/jan-friedrich.2327/full

someone is already extorting him with this twitter handle
https://twitter.com/kuchenleaks

https://kiwifarms.net/media/blonde-guy-2.2329/full

So one of the eggthrowers (the guy who filmed the video) posted a statement on his twitter

https://kiwifarms.net/media/damage-control-engaged.2330/full

https://kiwifarms.net/media/advertising-the-video.2331/full

I want personally want to say something to that.
If the zip file from the twitter handle is not a hoax and personal information comes up
and you feel sorry for the guy. Keep one sentence from this statement in mind, which
describes exactly what a honorless lowlife he is.

" Everyone who was present is guilty of not stepping in and showing moral courage."

The fault of ones own actions doesnt lie in other people not stepping in but by yourself u dumb bitch.

Edit:
btw: that twitter handle posted a zip file that should contain facebook screenshots and all, but im not a computer pro and afraid of opening it. I also have no software to check for viruses
 
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Van Darkholme

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Choke on these nuts
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fantastic news looks like it was an old friend

KuchenTV RL name is Tim Heldt
https://kiwifarms.net/media/jan-friedrich.2327/full

someone is already extorting him with this twitter handle
https://twitter.com/kuchenleaks

https://kiwifarms.net/media/blonde-guy-2.2329/full
So one of the eggthrowers (the guy who filmed the video) posted a statement on his twitter

https://kiwifarms.net/media/damage-control-engaged.2330/full

https://kiwifarms.net/media/advertising-the-video.2331/full

I want personally want to say something to that.
If the zip file from the twitter handle is not a hoax and personal information comes up
and you feel sorry for the guy. Keep one sentence from this statement in mind, which
describes exactly what a honorless lowlife he is.

" Everyone who was present is guilty of not stepping in and showing moral courage."

The fault of ones own actions doesnt lie in other people not stepping in but by yourself u dumb bitch.
Image links are broken. At least I can't see them.
 

DykesDykesChina

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Some youtube whore with two ton of makeup on her face is trying to use our lard to jumpstart her "career":
https://openload.co/f/c7QsmiwFBzY/ (mirror)

Her channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/BabyChrizzy typical shit, just look at the thumbnails and titles...I think a new player has entered the game.:hillary:

Also this https://twitter.com/EisbergShlomo/status/760099199409094656
And I thought that Myriapod Lashes Girl was TRUELY and HONESTLY interested in helping him better himself. *sigh*

But even if she's only in it for the fame, maybe it has some progressive effects on him -- maybe he'll start to shower again, lose weight (from 180 kg to 140 kg would be great!) and find employment...? Yeah, I know.
 

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Rainer is pretty much the exact opposite of his (or his mother's) horse Blu body-wise:



http://altschauerberganzeiger.com/post/148439328041/030816-magerfert

The Humane Society has already been informed by the Haiders, they contacted the veterinary office which will send an officer to check on that poor animal; they won't take Blu away though, but try to find the owner and enforce animal keeping requirements (with later checks on the horse's well-being).
 

Naxxramaskid

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did you ever put a vegetable up your ass? no i hate wasting food. what a legend.
He isn't all too different from Chris in certain aspects.
chris is autistic,rainer is lonely and stuck in that metal scene that most teenagers grow out of when transitioning to adulthood.

now about that video. i was quite surprised to see him cry and i felt bad for him. all video long rainer refers to her as little cutie or his little strawberry and asks her if she would like to marry him (apparently she already agreed to marry him in private). the chick obviously ready to come clean replies:
rainer you really are a special person and with special i mean that you are the fattest and most re-tarded idiot that i have ever seen.
 
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this is new, apparently he was in a disco
and some spies tried to touch him
It was a small meddel concert though, not a regular disco.

https://archive.md/Jv7rW/649e667196e38addeffd4376ad34ade1b8761645.jpg

He was seen accompanied by a blonde girl:
https://twitter.com/Breidsamer/status/779432330121322496

http://altschauerberganzeiger.com/post/150853679461/230916-löschender-discolord
http://altschauerberganzeiger.com/post/150902243786/240916-pfandtastischer-discorausschmiss

Depending on whom you believe, he either left the concert together with the blonde or was kicked out because he chimped out after someone touched him.
 

Von Clausewitz

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also this gives me wet dreams.
Him on television - and then potential real fame.

Der Drachenlord hat 'nen Thread hier? Ok, ich bin mehr überrascht als ich es wohl sein sollte.

Die Vorstellung, dass er bei einer von ProSiebens Vorführshows mit macht behagt mir nicht so ganz. Er ist zwar ein Vollpfosten, aber im Vergleich zu den meisten Lolcows hier ziemlich harmlos. Sich sowas anzutun hätte er meiner Meinung nach nicht verdient. Die Show selbst scheint aber nicht ganz so krebserregend zu sein, wie andere Sachen die man im deutschen Fernsehen sehen kann.

Translation said:
Drachenlord has a thread here? Ok, I am more surprised than I should be.

I don't really like the idea that he is participating in one of ProSieben's "Parade-the-Idiots"-shows. He's a buffoon, but he's pretty harmless compared to most if the other lolcows here. In my opinion, going through this show would be something he doesn't deserve. However, the show itself doesn't look as cancerous as other things you can see on German television.
 
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