Lolcow Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler - The German Youtube Sensation

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Der Drachenlord hat 'nen Thread hier? Ok, ich bin mehr überrascht als ich es wohl sein sollte.

Die Vorstellung, dass er bei einer von ProSiebens Vorführshows mit macht behagt mir nicht so ganz. Er ist zwar ein Vollpfosten, aber im Vergleich zu den meisten Lolcows hier ziemlich harmlos. Sich sowas anzutun hätte er meiner Meinung nach nicht verdient. Die Show selbst scheint aber nicht ganz so krebserregend zu sein, wie andere Sachen die man im deutschen Fernsehen sehen kann.
His combination of medieval porn, Heavy Metal lolcowdom and dragontism is pretty lulzy, though.

BTW German trolls seem to be more aggressive than their American counterparts, AFAIK CWC has never been attacked with eggs or fireworks or hit with a baton.
 

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BTW German trolls seem to be more aggressive than their American counterparts, AFAIK CWC has never been attacked with eggs or fireworks or hit with a baton.
I tried to figure out why for a while. One reason he attracts the worst kind of trolls might be that he doesn't produce any milk, or any milk that could satisfy his "fans" when he isn't provoked, physically attacked or denounced in public. CWC does a lot of hillarious shit without anyone of us doing anything for it.
 
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Here another classic of him self-produced. The old intro song he had is still the best.
I would be really happy if i had an intro like this in my part time job for my monthly presentation too.
 

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You'd think that selling the Mondeo and putting that money towards a payment plan to pay off some of his debt would make a lot of sense, but spending more money to register and insure the car makes even more sense if you are a lolcow, I suppose.
This is like a low budget Bavarian version of Shoenice's drive series
 

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BTW German trolls seem to be more aggressive than their American counterparts, AFAIK CWC has never been attacked with eggs or fireworks or hit with a baton.
Drachenlordtrolls are also insanely weenie to the point they are mostly A-log tier. Might be because its the first time germany has some kind of CWC-equivalent? Admittely I am barely informed about german internet culture.

Anyway, i feel as if germans are pretty aggressive in general - for example: Have you ever played an onlinegame on a (german) EU server and then switched to an international US Server? Germans always seemed more aggressive and pretty salty, they also appear to be quite vocal about it. Thats just a personal observation i have made though.
 

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depends what u play.
French and spanish Lol players are the worst.
The weenery of his trolls belongs to the drachenlord stick.
U can lough at both sides
 

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It's just amazing how german trolls seem to be stuck on pre 2009 trolling tactics and autistic ring-and-run pranks.
You'd think we'd be more industrious and creative when it comes to bullying some manchild.
 

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Drachenlordtrolls are also insanely weenie to the point they are mostly A-log tier. Might be because its the first time germany has some kind of CWC-equivalent? Admittely I am barely informed about german internet culture.
Yeah, this is why I have a hard time enjoying this guy as a cow, easily half the content on him has been produced by spastic weens.

Regarding the second part, our lolcow reserves have been strip-mined by reality TV for over a decade now and most of them are taken from us when they are still mere calves. Stations like RTL are extremely efficient at finding cows and putting them into the grinder, 90% of German TV is that kind of shit. I don't think there really is an internet culture surrounding them because they're pretty mainstream.
 

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Yeah, this is why I have a hard time enjoying this guy as a cow, easily half the content on him has been produced by spastic weens.

Regarding the second part, our lolcow reserves have been strip-mined by reality TV for over a decade now and most of them are taken from us when they are still mere calves. Stations like RTL are extremely efficient at finding cows and putting them into the grinder, 90% of German TV is that kind of shit. I don't think there really is an internet culture surrounding them because they're pretty mainstream.
Fuck, when you put it like that, you're a hundred percent correct. Just a short time ago, I wondered why germans aren't more industrious about their lolcows - what I didn't realize was that we actually have a lolcow-exploitation industry in the shape of HarzIV TV.
 

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Regarding the second part, our lolcow reserves have been strip-mined by reality TV for over a decade now and most of them are taken from us when they are still mere calves. Stations like RTL are extremely efficient at finding cows and putting them into the grinder, 90% of German TV is that kind of shit. I don't think there really is an internet culture surrounding them because they're pretty mainstream.
Actually thats a pretty interesting point, never viewed Hartz IV TV from that perspective. Shows like "Bauer sucht Frau" (Farmer seeking Wife) attract eccentric people bordering lolcowdom, restrict them with contracts and insane scripting and force turning into fullblown lolcows to milk them in public TV.
 
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