Lolcow Raksha / PlumedSerpent / Jovanka Kink -

Pinball Lizard

The best thing you could ever do is die
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We've talked a lot about lolcows in the anime and Sonic fandoms, but rest assured plenty of others have them too. As such I thought I'd start a thread for likely the most infamous Transformers fan on the planet, the woman, myth, and legend known as Raksha.

Raksha is supposedly her legal name; ED claims her birth name is the hilarious-sounding "Jovanka Kink," but as with many things on ED I'm not sure how TRUE and HONEST this is. She is well-known in the Transformers fandom for her interesting beliefs about the series' mythos, namely that the Decepticons, not the Autobots, are the real heroes. She appears to draw this line of thinking from the episode of the G1 cartoon, "Enter the Nightbird," which features a female, Earth-built robot being recruited into the Decepticons, with the Autobots trying to help her creator track her down, knowing she'll be destroyed. This is considered one of the few morally-ambiguous episodes of the show; for Raksha, it was all she needed to declare the Autobots pure evil.

As you can imagine, she's a prolific Mary Sue author, and wrote her stories on her now-defunct site, Plumed Serpent. Many of these stories revive Nightbird and pair her with Megatron; others are slashfics of various Decepticon leaders together (like you really needed that mental image, right?), and still others feature her own self-insert, who is hilariously a beast-mode Transformer, even though she's a hardcore GEEWUNNER.

Oh yeah, she really hates Beast Wars, and its version of Megatron in particular due to personally leading his troops less than the original, causing her to label him a coward. His voice actor claimed she actually harassed him at a con once for a small dose of unfunny to this lolcow. She's also extremely obsessed with Soundwave, the communications officer with the awesome monotone voice, and has written an extremely tl;dr backstory for him about losing his Mary Sue wife and daughter to an Autobot attack. She was a major presence on Usenet in the '90s, where many people described unpleasant encounters with her.

It's somewhat notable that she's had more mainstream success than your average nutso fan like Chris; she hosted an actual, legitimate con in 1995 and and a character designed by her was released as an exclusive action figure there. She claims she, not Hasbro, owns the copyright to this character, Nightracer, and let's just say they disagree.

Her TFWiki page is here and her dead personal site, with her stories, is archived here.
 

Pinball Lizard

The best thing you could ever do is die
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Oh, and in case I didn't make it clear, she's not one of those fans who just likes the villains better because they're cooler. As far as I can tell, she honestly believes they're in the right.
 

Watermelon1337

Full body handjob
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Oh hey, I've heard about her on the TF wiki.

She's one of those fangirls that acts like she just snorted a pound of cocaine when anyone asks her a simple question about the show. I love overanalyzing stuff I like and discussing it to death, but to the point of harassing people for being voice actors of a character you hate?

Decepticons are evil and kill people and enslave entire planets, but hey, there was this ninja female who worked for Megatron so that means... Megatron isn't evil! Brilliant!
 

Pinball Lizard

The best thing you could ever do is die
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Been rooting through her site some more. In the '90s she was involved in a fanzine (the granddaddy of fansites and fanfiction), called Con-Quest, which she claims was the only pro-Decepticon zine at the time, with all the others being pro-Autobot or neutral. She's published the essays she wrote on the site, and they're a sight to behold. She admonishes people who claim to be fans of the Decepticons, yet still root for the Autobots in the war. No True Cybertronian?

Another one says she dislikes how, in the few stories they've made peace, the Autobots seem to gain more out of the peace deals. Okay, I guess that's reasonable. She then goes on to say that the only way for the Decepticons to come out ahead is to straight-up massacre the Autobots. Okay then.
 

Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato
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Oh hey, I've heard about her on the TF wiki.

She's one of those fangirls that acts like she just snorted a pound of cocaine when anyone asks her a simple question about the show. I love overanalyzing stuff I like and discussing it to death, but to the point of harassing people for being voice actors of a character you hate?

Decepticons are evil and kill people and enslave entire planets, but hey, there was this ninja female who worked for Megatron so that means... Megatron isn't evil! Brilliant!
You too, huh? I also heard she actually created a character.

(for those wanting to know, here's the page: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Raksha)
 

He Sets Me On Fire

says "Nope."
Retired Staff
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Ah, my sweet muse! I created a character based on a description of her crazy quirks from a friend in the know! Raksha, dear, dear Raksha! Know that your cadaverous frame, animal-print wardrobe, and crazier-than-a-hyena-huffing-freon personality inspired a total stranger to create a supervillain. Bless you, Madam, bless you!

Why do so many people want to fuck these robots?

They're not even hot robots.

Tch! Wah-evah! You just hatin' cuz you can't get wit dis:


Stupid_sexy_Megatron_by_oo0shed0oo.jpg
 
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Mongoose70

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For any reasonable person this would be ridiculous but I have to ask. Does she know Transformers is fake?

I knew her in person (haven't had direct contact in years for obvious reasons). Sadly, she did not fully understand that Transformers were fake and had a great deal of trouble separating fantasy and reality in other ways too. This led to some toxic, weapons-grade crazy in real life.
 
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Mongoose70

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I never really followed “Raksha’s” online activities in the past. Sure, I stopped by to gawk at the freak show once or twice, but I wasn’t into Transformers so there was nothing to hold my attention in the newsgroups. But a few days ago, the thought occurred to me to see if she’s still doing the internet crazy thing. I came across some of her old stuff, this page, the ED page and a Transformers Wiki page that mentioned her.

People at the time apparently wondered if she behaved the same way in person. The answer to that is an emphatic Yes. Imagine a person who had a good vocabulary from lots of reading and book-smarts from university but all the emotional maturity, people skills and life experiences of an entitled, shut-in, young girl. Add in a constant escape into fantasy and the frequent inability to differentiate between it and reality and you have “Raksha” in a nutshell. In typical “Internet Tough Guy” fashion, most of her online bravado was absent in person unless she was around people she believed were her social inferiors (some family and a few desperate hangers-on). She was mousey in normal day-to-day interactions with the outside world, and dealt with conflict with passive aggression and this awkward “death glare” face that she made when she was angry. It consisted of her narrowing her eyes, pursing her lips and flaring her nostrils. She thought it made her look intimidating, but it just made her look constipated.

She was very difficult to interact with. At times it was impossible to have a conversation with her that wasn't quickly brought back to the topic of Transformers, snakes or whatever caught her attention that week. She had a very superficial and two dimensional, understanding of people and relationships that she gleaned from soap operas and cartoons. That may explain the creepy Transformers erotica and why she was completely unable to deal with actual people who had their own complex motivations, agendas and beliefs.

She didn't have many actual friends because they couldn't stray too far from her core beliefs/fantasies (like that Megatron/Nightbird stuff) or they would be cast out. This meant that she surrounded herself with people who were either equally emotionally stunted or were simply so desperate for “friends” that they told her whatever she wanted to hear. Looking back, I wonder if anyone was simply pretending to be a suck-up while quietly egging her on for the LOLs.

I saw her described as a troll, but that wasn't the case. She truly believed every laughable idea and ridiculous rationalization that she wrote. If she had created that persona to troll the newsgroups, it would have been brilliant play on Poe’s law. In reality, it was just kind of sad. I’d have felt bad for her if she hadn't been such a rotten, entitled person.
 

Pinball Lizard

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There seems to be, or was at one point, a whole weird cult of these Nightbird people; that is, people who believe Nightbird's existence means the Decepticons aren't evil
 

KingGeedorah

The Monster From Planet X
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But like, doesn't the all spark and Hotrodimus Prime resurrect everyone?

About to break out the collection and watch that episode where Optimus comes back from the dead to stop the flu or some shit.
 

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