The Kiwi Farms is running a Fediverse Node, which is like Twitter but decentralized between many individual providers, similar to email. Feel free to sign up and follow me. There are many more services we federate with, and you will see all that content with one account. (Feedback thread.)
This is surreal. Camus would be in awe of this absurdity, of that which an internet personality has a mental breakdown with someone he only met once, at the same time another forces him to take part in prank phone calls against his will.