If you are from New Zealand, your government is hunting you. Read this letter from NZ Police, then change your email address if you're using a personal account. Start using a VPN everywhere. I'm setting data retention to zero for the immediate future. Warrant canary is in the footer.
This is surreal. Camus would be in awe of this absurdity, of that which an internet personality has a mental breakdown with someone he only met once, at the same time another forces him to take part in prank phone calls against his will.