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Ralph's Height -
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We have recently seen the 5'10" Chad Null on HBO*.... we have recently seen the 4'9" Virgin Ralph on a zipperhead Twitch clone.
*"Into The Storm" episode 3
1. The legs of the BMI visualizer aren't angled to the photo and too long anyway.
2. The ass in the visualizer is way too thicc for Ralph.
3. Not enough of a gunt.
You forgot his small and dwindling audience base
I'm a bit late in posting but Ralph has what is called "rounded shoulders" due to poor posture sitting on chairs all day leaning forward, and due to being fat. That can decrease the height by 1-2 inches. If he doesn't do anything about that, that will be a permanent loss of height.
TriggerMeElmo
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Ralph gets winded walking two blocks. Also lol "sitting on chairs" very accurate.
KhorneFlakes
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Found this and thought it was surprisingly prevalent..
My 9 inch trash-covered cock will make up the remaining height.
Late and gay enough that it's probably not relevant but what the hell.
They're taller than that. In the US they are called traffic delineators and the standard/most common height is 106 cm (42").
16-25" (knee height, give or take) is too short to be seen from inside a car and is not going to be used much outside of sidewalks and parking lots in the US. In fact it isn't legal to use something that short to direct/guide traffic in most areas due to the visibility issue. The ones in the picture are reasonably tall compared to the compact cars they are next to, coming up to around window height. If you focus on the street you can get a better idea of the height in comparison to the cars:
They look similar to these (note the height next to compact cars):
Since they look like they're fixed to the road they could be as small as 36"/91 cm, but they are not shorter than that.
Ralph is a short little fuck, but a lot of these photoshop methods are also janky as shit. According to that chart he'd be a giant which obviously isn't the case.
Speaking of knee-height, look at how tiny his little fucking legs are lmao. That's all the proof you need right there. I bet my foot is nearly as long as his shin from knee to ankle.
They're taller than that. In the US they are called traffic delineators and the standard/most common height is 106 cm (42").
16-25" (knee height, give or take) is too short to be seen from inside a car and is not going to be used much outside of sidewalks and parking lots in the US. In fact it isn't legal to use something that short to direct/guide traffic in most areas due to the visibility issue. The ones in the picture are reasonably tall compared to the compact cars they are next to, coming up to around window height. If you focus on the street you can get a better idea of the height in comparison to the cars:
They look similar to these (note the height next to compact cars):
Since they look like they're fixed to the road they could be as small as 36"/91 cm, but they are not shorter than that.
Ralph is a short little fuck, but a lot of these photoshop methods are also janky as shit. According to that chart he'd be a giant which obviously isn't the case.
Speaking of knee-height, look at how tiny his little fucking legs are lmao. That's all the proof you need right there. I bet my foot is nearly as long as his shin from knee to ankle.
MeltyTW
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lol the infamous vape penRalph is a short little fuck, but a lot of these photoshop methods are also janky as shit. According to that chart he'd be a giant which obviously isn't the case.
Speaking of knee-height, look at how tiny his little fucking legs are lmao. That's all the proof you need right there. I bet my foot is nearly as long as his shin from knee to ankle.
Fucker is shaped like Mr. Potato Head.
Ralphamale
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They're idiots for not just leaving Ralph on the beach.
Keranu
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MeltyTW
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fucking imagine how much kino wed have missed if ethan exploded on the beach like a whale though.
Keranu
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Baked Alaska and Chaggot were just measured live ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzUSVhxAQts )
Chaggot measured at 5'8" and 3/4 of an inch. Baked was half an inch shorter than Chaggot.
So neither Baked nor Chaggot are even 5'9", which is what Ralph claims himself to be. Further proof that Ralph is not even 5'9".
Chaggot measured at 5'8" and 3/4 of an inch. Baked was half an inch shorter than Chaggot.
So neither Baked nor Chaggot are even 5'9", which is what Ralph claims himself to be. Further proof that Ralph is not even 5'9".
Chive Turkey
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It's pretty short even for a woman.
If this nigga really is 4'9-5'1 then he's not just in turbomanlet territory, he's being dwarfed by malnourished Third World womanlets.
I'm just going to take this to it's logical conclusion and state what everyone is thinking.
The government record stating Ralph is 5'1 is an error from the person inputing the data getting mixed up and was supposed to read 1ft 5.
The government record stating Ralph is 5'1 is an error from the person inputing the data getting mixed up and was supposed to read 1ft 5.
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