in ur zone, dekin' my harbl
- Feb 16, 2016
Keep in mind that 5'4" would be with his platform shoes/boots whatever he uses to be taller so he would be 1-2 inches shorter AND Rekieta admitted he is not great at heights but that Ralph is very short so he could be 5'3" minus the shoes.
I always wondered if that "1" was a sloppy "7" ?I'd say the only thing we know for sure is that he's definitely taller than 5' 1"; he wouldn't be so quick to throw down money on a bet he already knows he's going to lose even with him being as much of a degenerate gambler as he is.
But somewhere between 5' 2" and 5' 4" seems like the most probable range.
Something that did occur to me, if we assume Ralph was being a sloppy belligerent drunk when the cops tried to get his stats him slumping while standing in an effort to be difficult during the measuring could explain how they ended up with 5' 1" and decided that was literally close enough for government work, which would also square with him being in that height range.
no 5 1 is the most likely since he edited a second 1 onto a document to post here and coped about the original police measurement for years. ralph would definitely throw down money and hope you dont call it on him since no one wants to dox themselves for pocket change and because he can just try and lie his way out and say you in fact were the one who backed out of the bet.I'd say the only thing we know for sure is that he's definitely taller than 5' 1"; he wouldn't be so quick to throw down money on a bet he already knows he's going to lose even with him being as much of a degenerate gambler as he is.
Waterbears deserve better than that. You done the 'grades dirty implying they would hang with GuntThe idea of finding this exact spot just to measure the fences to see how tall ralph is is beautiful.
Also, dunno if anyone posted it yet, but I found an actual picture of ralph hanging with some friends.
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I made it with my phone, be nice. Also, I do like how I used duckduckgo to find the transparent gunt, and it brought me to he farms lol.
Nah ralph is five foot 1 idk why this is even a contentious thing he edited a 0 next to the one and his stories on how the supposed error happened are ludicrousYeah. Trying to make sure he’s definitely 100% less than 5’7” would only convince me that the accuser is 5’7” and needs Ralph to be shorter than he is.
I bet his morbid obesity has cost him another inch in the last couple years. Gravity isn't good on your spine when you are a corpulent midget. Even a half-inch would take him down below 5'1" and cause him to shart himself with rage.it’d be so easy to disprove. like even if he was 5’3 it’d be a win for him at this point to have a doctor measure ralph’s height on camera cause at least it’s more than 5’1 BETCH.
its probably less accurate to estimate using pics with women because heel size varies wildly.