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Dramacow Randall Ellison Krause / Leslie Ellen Szczesniak / Leslie Ellen Kraus / SorcerykidSuicidebaiting, Crotch-bulging, Proud asexual bisexual DJ, Harold Camping of Suicide

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    Randall first came onto the Kiwi Radar in the Sophie Labelle thread. Huge thanks to @zedkissed60 for doing much of the digging here. He's a champion.

    Randall and Suicide Baiting

    Randall can't help but suicide bait it seems. Mental health, involuntary commitment and suicide are typical things on his social media it seems. He has been baiting for years, but he is still here.

    It seems that he was waffling on whether or not suicide is kosher a few years ago, as he said he does not condone suicide, but then said that he thinks he would be better off dead.



    lol someone reported his suicide note on facebook because he had his crotch bulge hanging out.

    Here is the note

    The relationship between him and his Mother is rather unique. In 1999 he was involved in an incident with his mom where he was charged with aggravted assault and had a restraining order placed on him.

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    He seems to have patched up these differences in the past few years though, as he now worries about what he would do if his mom passed away.


    Randall and Sexuality

    Randall fancies himself an activist for genderqueer and bisexual people. At one point he was advertising a charity named "helpstophate" on his social media, but there is no record of it existing any longer. He would comment on news stories linking it but the website is a deadlink now.


    This is his response to a news story about a guy who got his ass kicked for looking like a faggot. His problems have to be worse than everyone else's.

    Not only is his bisexuality a common theme, so is some of his fetishism. Randall believes that he looks younger than he actually is. Further, according to his Fetlife, he is into ageplay. Adding to the creep factor is the fact that Randall's old nightclub "The Zone" was known as "the first underages nightclub in Champaign, Illinois."

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    He even claims that people say he looks 19, but that he "feels and acts much younger than that ^.^".
    He very clearly looks younger than 40 as well. Dressing like a 12 year old girl will do that for you when you are a 40 year old man I guess.
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    Also, if you look at the 4th thumbnail there, you notice he has a total boner popping up in his tights. This is a part of his panties/tights/exhibitionism/ageplay fetish lifestyle

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    Interestingly, Randall Change his name from Randall Ellison Krause to Leslie Ellen Szczesniak-Krause in 2015; however he still goes by his deadname in some media.

    Even for all his progressive rhetoric, Randall still seems to have a racist streak in him. Here is a story of his confrontation with a 10 year old black child.
    Randall and Digital Footprint

    This guy's digital footprint is fucking massive. He has all the social media accounts, but he also has a shit ton of websites he has registered. Most of them are related to some sort of cause. Below is a list of some he has registered in his name at his home address. Each was shut in late 2013-early 2014.


    He also has had some social media and such for his work as a computer consultant and DJ.

    Randall and Music

    Randall is a club DJ and has had a number of Industrial releases. These have been made available on The Pirate Bay by Randall himself. Below is a link if you want to check it out yourself. His stuff isn't bad but it isn't really good either.

    His soundcloud and Youtube

    Social Media

    http://sorcerykid.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.is/9H5i6) - Tumblr (he goes full tumblr here)
    https://twitter.com/rkrause/with_replies (http://archive.is/MNiwW) - Twitter (not a lot of tweets; noothing real good here)
    https://fetlife.com/users/1745429 (cannot archive) - Fetlife (surpisingly bland)
    https://disqus.com/by/rkrause/ (http://archive.is/vvgc8) - Disqus (some good stuff in here, just a few hundred msgs, but some gold)
    http://forums.winamp.com/member.php?u=9876 (http://archive.is/fZOQm) - Winamp forum (old profile going back to 2000; calls himself a nightclub owner, graphic designer and web developer)
    https://www.flickr.com/photos/27510227@N06/ (won't archive) - Flickr (Bills for the Romney campaign from his computer consulting firm)
    https://www.youtube.com/user/sorcerykid/videos (http://archive.is/DGi1X) - Youtube (Bunch of shitty industrial videos)
    http://www.modelmayhem.com/3338798 (http://archive.is/32u0g) - Model Mayhem
    https://soundcloud.com/sorcerykid (doesn't archive) - Soundcloud
    http://vampirefreaks.com/sorcerykid (http://archive.is/FXifj) - VampireFreaks
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    #1 yawning sneasel, May 19, 2017
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  2. The fact that a 40 year old man is doing this shit just makes it so much worse.
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  3. Here is the reporting of his suicide note for nudity


    @OwO What's This?

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    Suicide is such a stressful thing for Randall and people need to stop stress him about it.
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    When he was going to on December 24, 2015 he bought a bunch of toys for charity and said he was giving all his money to charity.
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    #3 yawning sneasel, May 19, 2017
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  4. i can't wait for september 20
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  5. Honestly, him being a massive faggot aside, he does look really young for 40.
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  6. If things go according to his plan we will be the only ones who notice. He changed his name because he didn't want anyone to know he died and so he wouldn't upset anyone. Thanks to @zedkissed60 for the find

    Dressing like a child will do that I guess

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  7. This is one of those times where I'm hoping and praying this is just a massive case of Poe's Law.

    But I know better.
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  8. This nigga got beat up by a 10 year old and tried to call the cops on him. Haha.
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    Darndirty Just the kink.

  9. "Support suicide expenses "

    He wants people to pay him to kill himself? Just do it faggot. The river is free
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  10. Yeah, but chances are he's so incompetent he'd have to get a professional. It's apparently possible to fail at suicide and I think this person would be the poster boy for that if he tried...
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  11. I'm sure he could just go down to Goodwill and purchase a belt for a couple of bucks.
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  12. Randall (to the world): I do not respect your taboos.
    10 year old black child (with fists): I can see that, and I do not respect your lifestyle choices.
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  13. Dox
    Legal name: Leslie Ellen Szczesniak-Krause / changed July 15, 2015 in Champaign County IL
    Birth name: Randall Ellison Krause
    108 W Green St #110
    Champaign IL 61820-5228
    (217) 352-2103 / (217) 689-4220
    DOB September 20, 1976 (age 40)
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  15. The reason suicide and/or self-harm is "illegal" is so that police are legally allowed to break into the home to retrieve and prevent a person from harming themself. Everything after is to ensure that they don't hurt themselves. The amount of people who don't seem to understand this is baffling.

    I am also not opposed to letting people end their lives if they truly feel like they do not want to live. I personally consider that a right. I don't think forcing people to live when they repeatedly state they want to die is fair to anybody, to the individual or to the friends, family, and responders who have to deal with them constantly, and I believe that people should be allowed to give up on life with a modicum of dignity.

    This nonce has none of that. Stop making your dick so visible all the time, you're not fooling anybody, no wonder you don't look your age you have the maturity of an angsty 12yo, you attention seeking pus-caked asshole.
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  16. I think he will pop his dick knuckle by contorting his cock in all types of positions before he actually ends his own life.
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  17. With all my heart, I support this massvie fruit-factory's suicide drive.
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  18. I really like how in the right lighting he looks like a 60 year old woman with a bad face lift.
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  19. His dick is constantly showing so clearly that is his weak point

    We must attack it for massive danmage
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