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Inactive Randall Ellison Krause / Leslie Ellen Szczesniak / SorcerykidSuicidebaiting, Crotch-bulging, Proud asexual bisexual DJ, Harold Camping of Suicide

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by yawning sneasel, May 19, 2017.

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  1. This dude is basically what would happen if you took all of Onision's personality traits and exaggerated them to their logical extremes. The childish shit with his bulge sticking out of his pants is unnerving, I have to wonder when we'll find pictures of him in diapers, you just know they're out there with a cow like this.

    Speaking of childish, wanna see the least surprising cow crossover of all time?
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    InLivingTuna

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  2. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure he's had cosmetic surgeries done. Yeah, he looks "young for his age", but in such an unnatural looking way. Maybe the "suicide fund" is actually to pay for enough crazy face surgery that he becomes unrecognisable.

    Also, dude, UNDERWEAR.
     
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    Pimpkin Pumpkin

    Pimpkin Pumpkin Problematic af.

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  3. Do you think he has a sex dungeon for vegan pre-teens?
     
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  4. Yeah... first off, suicide is not something to be taken lightly. It's not cool of bait people and then say, "LOL! Just kidding. I'll kill myself later." This is seriously fucking sad and creepy if he's for real. If he isn't for real, then he's just another drop of chucklefuck in the chucklefuck ocean. If he was for real, he wouldn't post about his "deathday" for people to wait and see. If he was for real, he would have offed himself the first chance he had. This guy needs serious mental help.

    With that said, here's a clip from Seinfeld making fun of people like him:
     
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    Predator_Too

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  5. All this guy needs is to meet the right Size Queen and he'd be fine. Well, for certain values of 'fine'.
     
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  6. With Randall pretending to be a kid like that, I suspect he does it so he can terrorize little kids with his boner
     
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  7. for the love of god add spoilers this nsfl
     
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    The Fool

    The Fool hey this is making me shit

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  8. This guy really doesn't like gays and mental hospitals.
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    yawning sneasel

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  9. They don't want to kill themselves, they want us to beg and plead and tell them how great they are and how much worse the world would be off. Just look at SGG.
     
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    Darndirty

    Darndirty Just the kink.

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