Containment Random Chris Updates -

If you really had to who would you sex?


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Slowinthemind

Riding the rickshaw of short buses
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Is it just me, or does Chris only take jabs at Cole when they're in financial crisis?
He thinks Cole is one of them thar slick city folks with money to piss and burn, Cole works as a tour guide and perhaps a part time barman, its his wife that is the breadwinner and even then I doubt they are sleeping on a bed of money considering they live in NYC.
 

Someone in a Tree

It's the ripple, not the sea that is happening
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He thinks Cole is one of them thar slick city folks with money to piss and burn, Cole works as a tour guide and perhaps a part time barman, its his wife that is the breadwinner and even then I doubt they are sleeping on a bed of money considering they live in NYC.
The rent must be sky high at Carnegie Hall.
 

thismanlies

The Funnest Part of Gaming is Looting Corpses.
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Personally, I'm leaning towards the idea that Chris came up with this on his own. When the idea guys came up with cunt nuggets, that joke went right over Chris's head.

Chris seems to be aware that Farton's a joke and he seems pretty amused with it. But I could be wrong.
 

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
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Chris just wants more imaginary pony friends. And he is determined to make these up while G4 is still alive.

But if this is another Idea Person, better get ready to call some moms!
 
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Barrister

Legal Council for the Epic Department
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"Scrafty"?

Isn't that a Black&White Pokemon? Does he mean "Scrappy"?

I guess Chris has been sitting in a cloud of his own farts for so long that they're beginning to pervade his "art".
The pokemon he's trying to spell is Scraggy. I kind of feel a bit dirty knowing that.
No, they're two different Pokemon. Scraggy evolves into Scrafty, meaning Chris may have managed to not mess up his spelling (in that instance).
 

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