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If you really had to who would you sex?


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SpineySonichu

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Chris is either dredging up old Idea Guy notes or there's someone pulling his strings now

Looking up the CWCki's Reldnahc page, this is what Chris originally had for Reldnahc's birthdate:

And now he says it's June 12th. One of Idea Guy's calling cards was to change the dates in Sonichu to infamous historical events (like how Sonichu's birthday is now shared with Hitler's). Looking up June 12th shows it's the anniversary of the Orlando gay nightclub shooting.


I capped the rant and attached it. It's 30 tweets long.
"Draw at your leisure, if you like, my followers, and Naitsirhc Lovers."

Go my followers! Draw to the extreme!
 
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Cedric_Eff

I’m the Lord of the Harvest!
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Chris is either dredging up old Idea Guy notes or there's someone pulling his strings now

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Looking up the CWCki's Reldnahc page, this is what Chris originally had for Reldnahc's birthdate:

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And now he says it's June 12th. One of Idea Guy's calling cards was to change the dates in Sonichu to infamous historical events (like how Sonichu's birthday is now shared with Hitler's). Looking up June 12th shows it's the date of the Orlando gay nightclub shooting.


I capped the rant and attached it. It's 30 tweets long.
It’s likely he’s digging up notes from the Idea Cunts and using it. The fact it ends with Naitsirhc having Deathstroke’s abilities really reek of Stephen Boyd’s DC Superhero spergery.
 

Wraith

Made pure again from the hardest game on earth.
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It’s likely he’s digging up notes from the Idea Cunts and using it. The fact it ends with Naitsirhc having Deathstroke’s abilities really reek of Stephen Boyd’s DC Superhero spergery.
He's at J K Rowling levels of insanity adding details to his dumb characters years after he has been done actually creating content.
 

Gunslinger

Liberate tute me ex inferis
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Why is Nate sirk looked like a stripper? Did he copy it from Jojo?
I always thought he modeled him off of the gay leather/biker scene stereotype, but according to the Cwcki, Naitsirhc was based of a character in Excel saga. I'm pretty sure Chris wasn't aware of Jojo back when he created the him. Jojo didn't become popular in America until later.
 

Trilby

I got stupid cool hip-hop style!
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I always thought he modeled him off of the gay leather/biker scene stereotype, but according to the Cwcki, Naitsirhc was based of a character in Excel saga. I'm pretty sure Chris wasn't aware of Jojo back when he created the him. Jojo didn't become popular in America until later.
Wouldn't doubt it be some random character in that show.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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I always thought he modeled him off of the gay leather/biker scene stereotype, but according to the Cwcki, Naitsirhc was based of a character in Excel saga. I'm pretty sure Chris wasn't aware of Jojo back when he created the him. Jojo didn't become popular in America until later.
Wouldn't doubt it be some random character in that show.
When I say "Jojo", it feels like he's ripping off from a character
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Tennis-Ball-Tony

Coolest cracker in the box
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Which only raises questions on when the Dodge Caravan, which according to the wiki is from 2002, is going to bite it, since on a related note my family has had a mini-van from around that time and it's really falling to pieces at this point after nearly two decades of solid soccer mom work and dozens of family road trips. And that's for a van that's been maintained reguarly and properly over the years simply succumbing to age - I shudder to think of what kind of death trap that Caravan is given it's already died on Chris on the trip from Bronycon.
I'm putting my money on "broke down in The Wire neighborhood".

Chris has two other siblings from Bob, why didn't just mention them
Probably because Barb knows they both hate that branch of the Chandlers and want nothing to do with Chris and Barb. That and Barb knowing nothing about them, thus not being able to bitch and moan to Chris all the time like she does with Cole.

Something must have happened, because I can't see Barb not trying to get her grubby little fingers over mathematician and doctor money. I'm guessing it goes back to when Bob dumped them and hooked up with Barb.
 

CraBman

King of the Cra🅱️s
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Chris is either dredging up old Idea Guy notes or there's someone pulling his strings now

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Looking up the CWCki's Reldnahc page, this is what Chris originally had for Reldnahc's birthdate:

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And now he says it's June 12th. One of Idea Guy's calling cards was to change the dates in Sonichu to infamous historical events (like how Sonichu's birthday is now shared with Hitler's). Looking up June 12th shows it's the date of the Orlando gay nightclub shooting.


I capped the rant and attached it. It's 30 tweets long.
I bet Chris was kicked from the Discord server after the Idea Guys were done fucking with him.
It’s someone new I believe.
 
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Wraith

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Very basic facts spoken to someone as if they were a mid-30s bigoted busted out old soccer mom, as told by a 13 year old girl.
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However if Chris wants to rely on this like he's actually accomplishing something in life, or it's preparing him for something, how about he play those kraut simulator games of operating a garbage truck, or a street sweeper or forklift simulator. Then he can really good and GET A FREAKING JOB.
You damn well know in Chris-world he posted this thinking this is some defense to how he's wasting his life. Somewhere dep inside what passes for a corrupted dark soul is the nagging doubt that he's draining his opportunities in life and things he's doing aren't affecting his life and others positively. But oh well, at least he found some external validation to be a lazy ass. Now to rack up $4000 more dollars on another credit card for VGs and plastic crap.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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Whoever this Silver Quill is, it's a good thing that he's immune from Chris's rambling.
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I don't know any of those old computers. I thought Chris was a console guy.
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Wasn't Chris the Fanta man? Damn that creepy face.
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I miss you Bob, you'll always know this shit more than Chris does. He can't even plug one.
 
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Count Olaf

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