Containment Random Chris Updates -

If you really had to who would you sex?


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TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
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Saw Chris at Target earlier this evening. I made sure to push him down and yell JULAAAAY at him. Then everyone clapped.

Nah, but seriously, this mother fucker needs a new outfit. He was wearing the same shit he's always wearing in his photos. Nothing interesting happened, he was just sitting at the Starbucks mooching off the Pokestop.
If you did say something to him, would you have called yourself Kim, or Emily?
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Saw Chris at Target earlier this evening. I made sure to push him down and yell JULAAAAY at him. Then everyone clapped.

Nah, but seriously, this mother fucker needs a new outfit. He was wearing the same shit he's always wearing in his photos. Nothing interesting happened, he was just sitting at the Starbucks mooching off the Pokestop.
The same ill fitting crap? Did he look like a homeless person?! No winder he wants a pokestop at home, he's just that lazy.
 

LoveYouLongTime

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The same ill fitting crap? Did he look like a homeless person?! No winder he wants a pokestop at home, he's just that lazy.
Yeah. He definitely sticks out like a sore thumb. When he was first starting the tom girl thing and the times before he just looked like your average autistic adult child. The crap he wears now makes him look insane without knowing he believes in the merge shit.
 

zap2theextreme

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Yeah. He definitely sticks out like a sore thumb. When he was first starting the tom girl thing and the times before he just looked like your average autistic adult child. The crap he wears now makes him look insane without knowing he believes in the merge shit.
What outfit are we talking about here? The skirt with wacky leggings, 3 different headbands, fingerless gloves, and six different video game accessories hanging off his belt?
 

JULAY

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Recall someone told Chris he should get in touch with his female side and he became a tranny.

Maybe someone told him to go fuck himself and he's hitting on the only gal that can read his tweets.
That was @LoveYouLongTime

Saw Chris at Target earlier this evening. I made sure to push him down and yell JULAAAAY at him. Then everyone clapped.

Nah, but seriously, this mother fucker needs a new outfit. He was wearing the same shit he's always wearing in his photos. Nothing interesting happened, he was just sitting at the Starbucks mooching off the Pokestop.
Well hello there! Did you ever think that saying something as innocuous as "Get in touch with your feminine side" would have resulted in all of this shit?
 

Count Olaf

The Swedish term for beef that is roasted
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LoveYouLongTime

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What outfit are we talking about here? The skirt with wacky leggings, 3 different headbands, fingerless gloves, and six different video game accessories hanging off his belt?
Yes.

Well hello there! Did you ever think that saying something as innocuous as "Get in touch with your feminine side" would have resulted in all of this shit?
I've jokingly told him that before back when he was a dang dirty male and he would get pissed at me for it. What really kicked off the tomgirl and eventual tranny shit was some rando who was talking to Chris and suggested being a tomgirl since being a guy was too hard for him. Now, I do take credit for [jokingly] telling him to wear a sports bra because he said he hated how much his manboobs bounced and he took off with it.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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Saw Chris at Target earlier this evening. I made sure to push him down and yell JULAAAAY at him. Then everyone clapped.

Nah, but seriously, this mother fucker needs a new outfit. He was wearing the same shit he's always wearing in his photos. Nothing interesting happened, he was just sitting at the Starbucks mooching off the Pokestop.
Chris probably went there for bathroom. I assume he went to women's, and probably left a lot of mess after using the toilet
 

muh_moobs

Lord of mspaint shitposts
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As usual Chris fails to understand the internet and how it works. The fact he can't understand protected tweets is still pretty amusing.
Does he even understand magnets? How do they work?

He said the same thing for men, and now look at him. And not to long ago, he went through his fat fetish.
And besides, Chris and farts go hand in hand behind on cake.
He likes farts.
Got that for ya.
 

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