Containment Random Chris Updates - (since April 15 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu)

ToroidalBoat

Token Hispanic Friend
True & Honest Fan
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I legitimately wonder how long he'll keep the faith that the merge will happen.
I think Chris is going to cling to the notion that the merge is "in progress" as long as nothing comes along that unquestionably proves it wrong. So it's quite possible he could cling to that insanity for the rest of his (likely miserable) life.
 

Exceptional Chimp

Chimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary.
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Barb needs to die, or some drama/dumbassery gotta happen...


This cow hasnt produced in a while.
BronyCon is early August. It's the last one so it's his last chance to connect with the pegasisters and liked bronies; they've all blocked him on Twitter.

He'll be spreading "kindness and positivity" (his hands and lips) all over and eventually he'll get thrown out.

The only question is: Hedgehog Defense Posture or Don't Call Anyone?
 

TrippinKahlua

1976-1991 he was fat.
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Speculation: Chris took Salvia from TTS
The shows he watched such as my little pony, hyperdimension neptunia, and sailor moon had in common: they are considered as Magical Girl show, which a young female protaginist got their powers and transform
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And those protagonist had at least one smaller creature on their side (former Sonichu, now Magi-chan).
Every single one of those says "Me" with an arrow pointing to it. I'm confused. Which one is "me?"
 

GhostBird50

No longer interest in chris and moved on with life
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Barb needs to die, or some drama/dumbassery gotta happen...


This cow hasn't produced in a while.
honestly seeing that Chris actively avoids adversity and is stuck firmly in the belief that the merge is a real thing and ever little disaster the happens is part of it so he can use it as an excuse to forgo all responsibilities , we will get nothing from him unless he is faced with something he can't ignore or avoid.
 

Tennis-Ball-Tony

Coolest cracker in the box
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honestly seeing that Chris actively avoids adversity and is stuck firmly in the belief that the merge is a real thing and ever little disaster the happens is part of it so he can use it as an excuse to forgo all responsibilities , we will get nothing from him unless he is faced with something he can't ignore or avoid.
True. Chris is getting older, so his mind warping is a little slower, but I think we'll see something out of this merge shit that will make the wait very worthwhile.

Remember, at the very least, the last Bronycon is coming up, and probably the last time Chris will ever have a chance to interact with the VA's.
 

ToroidalBoat

Token Hispanic Friend
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Like Trump getting re-elected.
More like Lisa Simpson not getting elected after Trump is out? But even then, he could still explain it away as "red tape" and the "limits and shit" of reality delaying the merge.

(Yes, he really thinks Lisa Simpson is going to be the next president because a Simpsons episode "predicted" it.)
 

Seregios (Att. at Law)

Causing bleeding damage
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Making a porn video is easier than drawing. Look at all-stars for reference
Add: why does he need a porn for Magichan when he can just mass debate in front of him
Where is the magic and romance in just petting his duck in front of loose leaf paper taped to his bed room door?
He's just trying to add a spark to the relationship. I hope things are alright for the lovely couple *sigh*
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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IDK what Copper Cab's tweet was about maybe he took it down. Chris, don't say attraction and pleasure when your sex partner is a thin air with imagination and the pleasure is only mass debating.
So that's why he repress his attraction on men by looking at sailor moon poster.
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He is Bi yet the only spouse that has a dick is Sylvanna. Neither Magi-chan nor Mewtwo was drawn with a dìck by Chris.
When he declared himself as Bisexual, who's the first (real) man he got his dick on an erection?
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT

My pronouns are he and her
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IDK what Copper Cab's tweet was about maybe he took it down. Chris, don't say attraction and pleasure when your sex partner is a thin air with imagination and the pleasure is only mass debating.
So that's why he repress his attraction on men by looking at sailor moon poster.
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He is Bi yet the only spouse that has a dick is Sylvanna. Neither Magi-chan nor Mewtwo was drawn with a dìck by Chris.
When he declared himself as Bisexual, who's the first (real) man he got his dick on an erection?
So how do you explain him licking Magichan’s spikey dick on the wall?