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If you really had to who would you sex?

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The Funnest Part of Gaming is Looting Corpses.
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Personally, I'm leaning towards the idea that Chris came up with this on his own. When the idea guys came up with cunt nuggets, that joke went right over Chris's head.

Chris seems to be aware that Farton's a joke and he seems pretty amused with it. But I could be wrong.


Professionalism - At its finest.
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Chris just wants more imaginary pony friends. And he is determined to make these up while G4 is still alive.

But if this is another Idea Person, better get ready to call some moms!
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Isn't that a Black&White Pokemon? Does he mean "Scrappy"?

I guess Chris has been sitting in a cloud of his own farts for so long that they're beginning to pervade his "art".
The pokemon he's trying to spell is Scraggy. I kind of feel a bit dirty knowing that.
No, they're two different Pokemon. Scraggy evolves into Scrafty, meaning Chris may have managed to not mess up his spelling (in that instance).

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