Containment Random Chris Updates -

If you really had to who would you sex?


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muh_moobs

Lord of mspaint shitposts
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As usual Chris fails to understand the internet and how it works. The fact he can't understand protected tweets is still pretty amusing.
Does he even understand magnets? How do they work?

He said the same thing for men, and now look at him. And not to long ago, he went through his fat fetish.
And besides, Chris and farts go hand in hand behind on cake.
He likes farts.
Got that for ya.
 

Seregios (Att. at Law)

Causing bleeding damage
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Looney Troons

Certified Ethical Troon-Hater
True & Honest Fan
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New Pokemon and evolutions are out now, we might be seeing some updates from Chris about his Pokemon journey...there are special lure modules you can buy to attract/evolve Pokemon that I feel almost certain he's going to buy
If Chris’ credit wasn’t absolutely destroyed, it’s amusing to think that he’d apply for a Target Card (likely with a limit of 300USD) and immediately blast it on Pokémon cards and unlimited free refills at the cafe.
 

trueandhonestfan

I'll drink my agua to that!
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Chris bragging in his LGBT status has the same reason as him having autism: the feel of being special.
The first thing I thought of was how the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account would mock it. I don't what the fuck Sega Hardlight is, but god damn if that doesn't make me cringe a bit. They even included a plus sign to include all the snowflakes.
 

Guts Gets Some

"Sword=cock" -Susumu Hirasawa
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Chris bragging in his LGBT status has the same reason as him having autism: the feel of being special.
Join in the true fight against bigotry.......





....alongside Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Somehow I feel people like Chris would join any cause without question so long as it was led by their autist mascot.
 
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Guts Gets Some

"Sword=cock" -Susumu Hirasawa
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I don't really know where to post this, but I had this strange dream last night that James Rolfe like from AVGN posted a video of himself talking about things chris, I don't really recall much but else but that it was the second video he was doing on him.
Very odd dream.
Just about any topic in 'general' probably would've been a better choice.
 

Glassshardballpit

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New Pokemon and evolutions are out now, we might be seeing some updates from Chris about his Pokemon journey...there are special lure modules you can buy to attract/evolve Pokemon that I feel almost certain he's going to buy
Chris is totally lame right now.

Nothing interesting in months aside from making 14 BC a "business" and his Pokemon exploits put me to sleep, they're so boring.
 

TrippinKahlua

Professionalism - At its finest.
True & Honest Fan
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New Pokemon and evolutions are out now, we might be seeing some updates from Chris about his Pokemon journey...there are special lure modules you can buy to attract/evolve Pokemon that I feel almost certain he's going to buy
You caused me to waste 40 seconds of my life searching for what I thought was new news about Sword & Shield.
 

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