Containment Random Chris Updates -

If you really had to who would you sex?


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GhostBird50

a marvel of science gone wrong
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Barb needs to die, or some drama/dumbassery gotta happen...


This cow hasn't produced in a while.
honestly seeing that Chris actively avoids adversity and is stuck firmly in the belief that the merge is a real thing and ever little disaster the happens is part of it so he can use it as an excuse to forgo all responsibilities , we will get nothing from him unless he is faced with something he can't ignore or avoid.
 

Tennis-Ball-Tony

Coolest cracker in the box
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honestly seeing that Chris actively avoids adversity and is stuck firmly in the belief that the merge is a real thing and ever little disaster the happens is part of it so he can use it as an excuse to forgo all responsibilities , we will get nothing from him unless he is faced with something he can't ignore or avoid.
True. Chris is getting older, so his mind warping is a little slower, but I think we'll see something out of this merge shit that will make the wait very worthwhile.

Remember, at the very least, the last Bronycon is coming up, and probably the last time Chris will ever have a chance to interact with the VA's.
 

ToroidalBoat

Token Hispanic Wacky Delly Friend
True & Honest Fan
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Like Trump getting re-elected.
More like Lisa Simpson not getting elected after Trump is out? But even then, he could still explain it away as "red tape" and the "limits and shit" of reality delaying the merge.

(Yes, he really thinks Lisa Simpson is going to be the next president because a Simpsons episode "predicted" it.)
 

Seregios (Att. at Law)

Causing bleeding damage
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Making a porn video is easier than drawing. Look at all-stars for reference
Add: why does he need a porn for Magichan when he can just mass debate in front of him
Where is the magic and romance in just petting his duck in front of loose leaf paper taped to his bed room door?
He's just trying to add a spark to the relationship. I hope things are alright for the lovely couple *sigh*
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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IDK what Copper Cab's tweet was about maybe he took it down. Chris, don't say attraction and pleasure when your sex partner is a thin air with imagination and the pleasure is only mass debating.
So that's why he repress his attraction on men by looking at sailor moon poster.
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He is Bi yet the only spouse that has a dick is Sylvanna. Neither Magi-chan nor Mewtwo was drawn with a dìck by Chris.
When he declared himself as Bisexual, who's the first (real) man he got his dick on an erection?
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT

Trollshield
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IDK what Copper Cab's tweet was about maybe he took it down. Chris, don't say attraction and pleasure when your sex partner is a thin air with imagination and the pleasure is only mass debating.
So that's why he repress his attraction on men by looking at sailor moon poster.
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He is Bi yet the only spouse that has a dick is Sylvanna. Neither Magi-chan nor Mewtwo was drawn with a dìck by Chris.
When he declared himself as Bisexual, who's the first (real) man he got his dick on an erection?
So how do you explain him licking Magichan’s spikey dick on the wall?
 

Slowinthemind

Riding the rickshaw of short buses
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IDK what Copper Cab's tweet was about maybe he took it down. Chris, don't say attraction and pleasure when your sex partner is a thin air with imagination and the pleasure is only mass debating.
So that's why he repress his attraction on men by looking at sailor moon poster.
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He is Bi yet the only spouse that has a dick is Sylvanna. Neither Magi-chan nor Mewtwo was drawn with a dìck by Chris.
When he declared himself as Bisexual, who's the first (real) man he got his dick on an erection?
I really want 2005 chris to meet the 2019 version, old chris used to chimp out if you called him gay.
 

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
True & Honest Fan
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IDK what Copper Cab's tweet was about maybe he took it down. Chris, don't say attraction and pleasure when your sex partner is a thin air with imagination and the pleasure is only mass debating.
So that's why he repress his attraction on men by looking at sailor moon poster.
View attachment 766538
He is Bi yet the only spouse that has a dick is Sylvanna. Neither Magi-chan nor Mewtwo was drawn with a dìck by Chris.
When he declared himself as Bisexual, who's the first (real) man he got his dick on an erection?
Good on you for disregarding and saying Fuck You to the Idea People canon. If only more Kiwis would do that.
 

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