Containment Random Chris Updates - (since April 15 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu)

BigDickBandit

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Sarah and Steve are back. Again.

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Christ if "couples" social media accounts werent fucking annoying and spasticated enough, these 2 take it to a whole new level.

Also just a random thought, Chris has somehow gotten at least 3 people (possibly more) on board with the dimesional merge (Sarah and Steve, Sockness etc.)

Has Chris somehow unknowingly created a new religious movement/end of the world cult where they have literally made themselves into an ecclesiastical figurehead/god?
 

MeganDodgedABullet

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The Brown-Shirted Impostor, now with a Full Beard (NOT the Clean-Shaven or Goatee look as of which the One And Only Chris-chan sported) and a New hairstyle that is, as of now, not remotely resemblent to that of the TRUE and HONEST Chris-Chan, among which.
Ho-ly time machine. Just listening to the Kacey calls num 4 and 5 while stuck at home. Some pure gold quotes in there,getting the third degree aboot his navy drinking and pants poopin etc...
 

Tikbalang

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If Chris is holding a silver spoon and bent, he might think it's psychic powers, but actually the B.O. makes it bent.
 

Ted_Breakfast

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I guess this confirms Sarah and Steve to have had had pretty bad intentions all along. Chris really doesn't have anyone who wants the best for him. Not even his mum.

Thing is, it's impossible to help Chris. He won't let you. The closest thing to help Chris accepts is essentially just you catering to his immediate wants.
 
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Tikbalang

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Thing is, it's impossible to help Chris. He won't let you. The closest thing to help Chris accepts is essentially just catering to his immediate wants.
Or maybe he can be helped by basic learning (like a mouse pressing the button to get food)
In the case of Chris, if he talks to his imaginary, he'll get collar-chocked. If he say "C-197 and the dimensional merge is not real" loudly every day like it's a mantra, he'll be rewarded.
I posted this is the Jacob thread but thought it might belong here too. Sarah and Steve are jumping on Jacob’s dick to get in good with Chris again.
If Jacob ended up volunteer to be a body host, Chris will declare that Magichan and him are going on divorce

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Tikbalang

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PartyCheeseSalad

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Sarah and Steve are back. Again.

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It's really too bad that Chris surrounds himself with people like this, sockness, idea guys...
They had an ulterior motive for sending Chris that switch, to gain his trust so they can use it against him.
If Chris moved into a group home he would have real friends. not dangerous unpredictable people like this.
Sockness is heading to 14 bc in october, possibly unannouced, and Sarah and Steve don't want Chris talking about
their conversations publicly.
 
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Tikbalang

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It's really too bad that Chris surrounds himself with people like this, sockness, idea guys...
They had an ulterior motive for sending Chris that switch, to gain his trust so they can use it against him.
The abusive relationship can end if he smash the switch