Containment Random Chris Updates -

If you really had to who would you sex?


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Nurse Ratchet

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I forgot about that. Did he ever give concluding results?
Lolol someone please correct me if they know offhand, as I cannot be fucked to deal with his twitter Hellscapes to find it. But I believe these two(?) ponyfags running the challenge were amongst the shitstorm of others that blocked him.. about a month after he joined it. 🤣
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Lolol someone please correct me if they know offhand, as I cannot be fucked to deal with his twitter Hellscapes to find it. But I believe these two(?) ponyfags running the challenge were amongst the shitstorm of others that blocked him.. about a month after he joined it. 🤣
I can't believe Chris actually thought he was going to be a brony babe.



Still cant believe Chris got banned from the gym for burping and farting too much lol :story:
Chris eventually gets banned from most places.
 

The American Hedgehog

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This was shared on Chris' twitter and there's no way this is real.
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That Alan Christopher guy's at it again.


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Apteryx Owenii

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Nothing. It's dumb wokeshit. Unless you're marching around in it throwing Roman salutes and shouting HEIL HITLER I don't know why anyone assumes the only reason you'd have shit from a country you defeated in battle is you somehow support them.
I wouldn't automatically assume but there are a shitload of skinheads who collect it now and we're long past the time when WWII combatants were taking war trophies back home to tell their families about how many nazis they killed. Then you have the people (probably) in the middle like Megan who are just into a lot of weird stuff (fetish? edgy?) and tend to grow out of it; judging from her seemingly normalish life out of the spotlight, that's where she likely is. Her etsy store is weird but in a granola way, not filled with swastikas.

That's how I ended up with my Nazi wallet.

Uh... what's it made of? Be specific...
 

Mariposa Electrique

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AnOminous

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I wouldn't automatically assume but there are a shitload of skinheads who collect it now and we're long past the time when WWII combatants were taking war trophies back home to tell their families about how many nazis they killed. Then you have the people (probably) in the middle like Megan who are just into a lot of weird stuff (fetish? edgy?) and tend to grow out of it; judging from her seemingly normalish life out of the spotlight, that's where she likely is. Her etsy store is weird but in a granola way, not filled with swastikas.
Famously, Lemmy collected Nazi memorabilia presumably for some edgy reason. Wasn't a Nazi.
 

Second Missing Primarch

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Famously, Lemmy collected Nazi memorabilia presumably for some edgy reason. Wasn't a Nazi.
So did Jeff Hanneman from Slayer, but that was because his dad was a WWII vet who gave him medals and stuff he'd collected while in Europe. Apparently he and Lemmy would shoot the shit about it when they toured together. People called him a Nazi because he wrote a song about Josef Mengele, but as he said, he really shouldn't have to tell anyone that Mengele was an evil bastard.
 

Radium

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A creepy guy who is in a relationship with Michelle Creber, which started when she was 15 or so.
God, I remember him being popular in the Brony fandom back when I was an early teenager. Around 2012-13.
Odd for Chris to focus on him, I don't think he was the most popular horsefucker musician. But I was "in" the fandom a long time ago, and I was never into the fandom's weirdly large music scene, so take what I say with a grain of salt.

He did get an animated pony music video made by the the guy who left youtube after people found his fart fetish deviantart, so maybe that's how Chris knows him. I imagine he watched pony animation channels, or is doing so now. I'd check whatever his current youtube channel is liking.
Or
This is a far-fetched attempt for Chris to get closer to the show's VAs.

You might as well flip a coin, because with Chris it could be either.

Edit: Bingo, animations and a video from Black Gryphon. I'd go further but I'm getting ptsd-esque flashbacks of my developmental years being wasted on /mlp/+.

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Jasonfan89

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I can't believe Chris actually thought he was going to be a brony babe.




Chris eventually gets banned from most places.
Societal tolerance is being extended to a lot of weirdos that shouldn't be tolerated, but thankfully no matter how many shields he hides behind: Autism, transgender, or stress Chris will always be shunned like the ogre he is.
 

Tikbalang

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TheShortWaveCerealKiller

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I can't believe Chris actually thought he was going to be a brony babe.




Chris eventually gets banned from most places.
To be fair, being a Brony Babe isn't exactly a hard thing to do, just have tits and you're in.

Now comes the question; is this scam obvious enough that even the mouth-breathing idiots who bought chris's hair, shoes and the sonic totem won't fund this 'trip?' Let's watch together, folks.
If it has potential "lulz" idiots will throw money at it I think history has told us this by now.


Societal tolerance is being extended to a lot of weirdos that shouldn't be tolerated, but thankfully no matter how many shields he hides behind: Autism, transgender, or stress Chris will always be shunned like the ogre he is.
When Bronies start thinking you're a sad sack o shit, you know ya fucked up.
 

FightenGnome

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I mean, she may not be a hypocritical asshole like Chris, but she still used him and she's still a freak who's into Nazi crap.

Oddly enough, she used him to buy her Nazi crap.

Probably not all mentally there but can probably keep it together in public more than Chris.
2019 is such a dumb year because the Left and Centre-Right has managed to separate Nazi and German into two separate things. Even 20 years ago, people would have used the phrase Germans, not Nazis, to talk about the Second World War unless specifically referring to Nazis like Hitler, political officers or the SS.

Since Megan herself is German, she possibly was interested in it for cultural reasons. The 3rd Reich was very aesthetically German. There's young Russians today that admire the aesthetics of the Soviet Union that never experienced it but not the ideology because the USSR was culturally very Russian in character.

There's also the possibility that she was interested in bands like Rammstein or metal bands that used SS-esque aesthetics too partially for the shock factor.

I wouldn't automatically assume but there are a shitload of skinheads who collect it now and we're long past the time when WWII combatants were taking war trophies back home to tell their families about how many nazis they killed. Then you have the people (probably) in the middle like Megan who are just into a lot of weird stuff (fetish? edgy?) and tend to grow out of it; judging from her seemingly normalish life out of the spotlight, that's where she likely is. Her etsy store is weird but in a granola way, not filled with swastikas.
Famously, Lemmy collected Nazi memorabilia presumably for some edgy reason. Wasn't a Nazi.
So did Jeff Hanneman from Slayer, but that was because his dad was a WWII vet who gave him medals and stuff he'd collected while in Europe. Apparently he and Lemmy would shoot the shit about it when they toured together. People called him a Nazi because he wrote a song about Josef Mengele, but as he said, he really shouldn't have to tell anyone that Mengele was an evil bastard.
Jordan Peterson collects art from the former Soviet Union. The ultimate individualist capitalist likes to collect communist artwork because he finds it ironic to own.

I don't think it's easy to tell what a person believes in just from the kind of artwork or trinkets they collect. Maybe the only two broad categories of people who are into collecting WW2 German stuff are people who really appreciate the history, or LARPers in skull masks. All the cool Nazis are into smug green frogs now.
 

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