zap2theextreme
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Chris looked his most normal when he was in the "Trucker" phase where he wore baseball caps and denim jackets all the time for some reason.
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
Well. Not when he started... that.
But before then, when he was doing whatever this was:
He could easily escape notice in many places. Hell, in places like Portland he would probably be mainstream. But that just wouldn't be CWC.
Often whenever I think of this vid, I often wonder what it could've been had Chris STAYED OFF the internet from then on? He certainly took the effort to appear different here.Well. Not when he started... that.
But before then, when he was doing whatever this was:
He could easily escape notice in many places. Hell, in places like Portland he would probably be mainstream. But that just wouldn't be CWC.
Yes, but being an undesirable, Chris still has a pathological and underserved craving for attention and praise. I know he's autistic, but being a pretentious attention whore is one of Chris' biggest laughing points.
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RealtreeByGod
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That one doesn't even make sense.
Chris couldn't find some tail in a den full of foxes.
Chris couldn't get Laid even if he was in a record shop that only sells James singles.
Chris couldn't get pussy even if somebody threw an entire box of kittens at him.
Chris couldn't find water if he fell from a boat.
In other words...
Chris is Forever Alone Guy incarnate.
Chris couldn't get bumper at an auto body shop. He couldn't get pussy at a pet store.
Chris couldn't get pussy at a Humane Society Adoption Event.
Chris couldn't get a woman wet if he peed on her. #watersports
zap2theextreme
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If there were a lot of woman around in one place Chris would not be able to have sex with them!
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