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Rogowski

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Gen 5 is likely another 2 years away, and I'm sure the voices of the Mane 6 aren't even gonna be in attendance. He will expect to go there to protest and demand more seasons to find no one there that will listen.
Don't forget Jacob will be there too egging him on and pushing the merge theories into new levels of demonic autism while also trying to fight any nerd he decides is a troll.
 
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The American Hedgehog

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He tagged Hasbro but the voice actresses are hastagged. Preventing Soft Exile 2.0?
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Still in denial on the MLP thing
Saddest thing about his reaction to this cartoon's ending is it's the same reaction he had when Bob had his heart attack - Chris had a delusion that the Grim Reaper told him Bob would live another few years. And now he's got a pony telling him his favorite show will stay on for a few more seasons.
 

AnOminous

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Saddest thing about his reaction to this cartoon's ending is it's the same reaction he had when Bob had his heart attack - Chris had a delusion that the Grim Reaper told him Bob would live another few years. And now he's got a pony telling him his favorite show will stay on for a few more seasons.
I hope he tard rages hard enough to get locked up again.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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Saddest thing about his reaction to this cartoon's ending is it's the same reaction he had when Bob had his heart attack - Chris had a delusion that the Grim Reaper told him Bob would live another few years. And now he's got a pony telling him his favorite show will stay on for a few more seasons.
If barb is dying, would it be Jakoba this time to tell Chris?
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While you're not a man by social standards, you're technically a man. I want to rewatch the conversation of Chris and Matthew since it's been 10 years of no improvement.
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Chrus Chundlur

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For all the shit trolls have done to Chris, Bluespike included, this apparently innocuous kind of shit is the most repulsing.

One thing is taking advantage of Chris gullibility and dumbassery for shits and giggles, but this is all of the above plus feeding the toxic, borderline dangerous delusions of a very mentally ill person. It's like encouraging some idiot who believes he can fly to jump out of a window.

I almost wish that Cumsock hurts Chris, if only for this speds to face some kind of consequences.
 

BigRed

I may be exceptional, but I'm also stupid.
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Saddest thing about his reaction to this cartoon's ending is it's the same reaction he had when Bob had his heart attack - Chris had a delusion that the Grim Reaper told him Bob would live another few years. And now he's got a pony telling him his favorite show will stay on for a few more seasons.
I'm honestly a bit surprised Chris hasn't taken this into his own hands like he has with Bob's death. When Bob died, Robertchu appeared in C-197 and all was well. What's to stop him from making his own MLP comics that take place in C-197? Surely he assumes he'd be able to do a better job than Hasbro did, seeing as he rates his own abilities so highly.
 

No_one

French fries with pepper
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What's to stop him from making his own MLP comics that take place in C-197?
His own laziness and lack of imagination. The closest thing to making comics about ponies would be writing a wall of text about something that happened in Equestria and Chris was there and he is a pony princess now. Alternatively, he'd find some węęn who draws something about ponies, sonichus and his self-inserts and write angry twitter rants about how some things didn't happen at all or happened in a different way, because dimensions.
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
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I'm honestly a bit surprised Chris hasn't taken this into his own hands like he has with Bob's death. When Bob died, Robertchu appeared in C-197 and all was well. What's to stop him from making his own MLP comics that take place in C-197? Surely he assumes he'd be able to do a better job than Hasbro did, seeing as he rates his own abilities so highly.
Yeah, at the end of the day he (maybe subconsciously) knows that his barren imagination can't come up with any kind of minimally original plot to save his life. That's why the last Sonichu issues were an incoherent goddamn mess about what the idea fags told him, and a boring-ass diary of him prancing around on horsiecon.

He wants to believe that his horsie cartoon went on, but fuck if he knows how. Why would he want more seasons anyways, if he supposedly can experience them firsthand and the merge is "imminent"? So he can say that he actually "foresaw" the episodes (only after watching them, of course) and then getting all pissy and petulant about any details he didn't like, arguing that it didn't happen like that for realsies.
 
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Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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So the extra seasons went from Fated and Destined to them not listening to the commands of da head pony?
Chris truly is a manbaby that can't be happy with what he gets, and refuses to acknowledge that his little party bus in pony land has come to a stop,as much I'm indifferent to other bronies at least most of them are moving on and have accepted the g5 is coming and g4 has Definitely come to a concrete conclusion.


Also have a mentioned Evey time he goes on and on about "this dimension" or how he doesn't understand jack all about how animation works that I have to repress the urge to A log? There aren't enough stress balls in the world to deal with his bull crap
 

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