Containment Random Chris Updates -

If you really had to who would you sex?


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jc17

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"I definitely sense something off about you."

The man who thinks he's a goddess who talks with cartoon characters and plans to bring forth the merging of this world and the world's of other cartoon characters with Sockness ruling at his side thinks something is off about someone.

Oh, Chris. Your lack of irony is the gift that keeps on giving.
 

Floop

Accidental Spy Kids reference
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The guy behind the Shrek Retold movie has another project based on Sonic. He invited Chris to do a piece for it, too.

Trailer, with a couple seconds of Chris's part - Sonic transforming into Sonichu:

Aw hell yeah. This I’m excited for. Shrek retold was great because Chris was just a part of the collab, and didn’t start any beef with the creators.
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
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The guy behind the Shrek Retold movie has another project based on Sonic. He invited Chris to do a piece for it, too.

Trailer, with a couple seconds of Chris's part - Sonic transforming into Sonichu:

Both on this and the Shrek one he's got to be getting help, his shitty doodles are competently cut out and moving around smoothly. Chris is incapable (and too lazy) for that, if he tried to animate this, it would be hilariously shitty or most probably just Chris filming a static drawing while making annoying voices.
Aw hell yeah. This I’m excited for. Shrek retold was great because Chris was just a part of the collab, and didn’t start any beef with the creators.
He still stood out like a sore thumb, though, being the shittiest artist, not even bothering to look up character names (and outright saying so on his sub-par voiceover) and above all, inserting his ugly mug in an "introduction" of himself at the beginning of his bit.

Still one of the few (if not the only) benign interaction Chris gets nowadays, I'd say. At least nobody is literally trying to fuck him in the ass here.
 

Floop

Accidental Spy Kids reference
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He still stood out like a sore thumb, though, being the shittiest artist, not even bothering to look up character names (and outright saying so on his sub-par voiceover) and above all, inserting his ugly mug in an "introduction" of himself at the beginning of his bit.
Yeah but come on it was awesome.
“WHAT KIND OF QUEST???”
 

Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
True & Honest Fan
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What are we missing here? That’s some 0 - 100, even for Chris, with no obvious clues why. Is it because white guy? If so, lol.
He's an obvious troll... but they all are. That makes me think another troll is trying to guard their hold on Chris. Still funny- if he were to respond this way to everyone online, he'd be right 99.9% of the time.
 
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dacwcman68

Local tard forgot password to account
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Well, to be fair we've been following Chris so long it was about time we started up a full on cult.

Everyone shave a receding hairline now if you don't already have one as part of the uniform.
You know, I have to say I wouldn't be disappointed with a cult of lime green haired Ben Franklin look-a-likes running around. Certainly beats the whole Jonestown mess by a mile.
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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Both on this and the Shrek one he's got to be getting help, his shitty doodles are competently cut out and moving around smoothly. Chris is incapable (and too lazy) for that, if he tried to animate this, it would be hilariously shitty or most probably just Chris filming a static drawing while making annoying voices.

He still stood out like a sore thumb, though, being the shittiest artist, not even bothering to look up character names (and outright saying so on his sub-par voiceover) and above all, inserting his ugly mug in an "introduction" of himself at the beginning of his bit.

Still one of the few (if not the only) benign interaction Chris gets nowadays, I'd say. At least nobody is literally trying to fuck him in the ass here.
I don't see why the guy didn't reject his entry since it broke up the Pacing with that intro and botched the voiceover. Everyone else seemed to legitimately love Shrek and knew it inside out when they made their segment of the collab, the only thing connecting Chris and Shrek is "for Shrek's eyes Only"
 

TrunksFromDragonballGT

Trollshield
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I don't see why the guy didn't reject his entry since it broke up the Pacing with that intro and botched the voiceover. Everyone else seemed to legitimately love Shrek and knew it inside out when they made their segment of the collab, the only thing connecting Chris and Shrek is "for Shrek's eyes Only"
Because the guy himself invited Chris to do it. Plus Chris brings more views to his video.
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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Because the guy himself invited Chris to do it. Plus Chris brings more views to his video.
Oh, eh if that's what he wanted who am I judge, not to mention it was a legit effort to get Chris involved in something creative and nowhere near the sheer weniery that is what socko boy, Sarah and Steve are planning on doing to him.
 

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