Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Mariposa Electrique]

Essential Oil Saga when?

Don't give Chris any ideas for a new begging scheme. I can just imagine Chris harvesting the oir (oil) from his scalp and selling it as Essence of Christine (EOC).

Guaranteed to cure all your ailments, make you irresistible, and get women pregnant. 10 mL/300$ USD! NO HAGGLE!

 

[offendatron]

Don't give Chris any ideas for a new begging scheme. I can just imagine Chris harvesting the oir (oil) from his scalp and selling it as Essence of Christine (EOC).

Guaranteed to cure all your ailments, make you irresistible, and get women pregnant. 10 mL/300$ USD! NO HAGGLE!

Chris sabotaged another business opportunity years ago; Extra Virgin Essence of Christine.

 

[zap2theextreme]

MAKE $1500 DOLLARS FAST[hands free ejaculation]~*binuaral beats*~1080pHD AUDIO

 

[Lucas Wolf]

I found this ironic

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

View attachment 208566 I found this ironic

Chris honestly won't ever be able to comprehend "love".

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris shared this memory:

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/449565538471264

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris begged to Cole again. Last time he did that was 12 days ago (1 day before the Totem sale). Blind Tiger is included in the tweet chain because that's the last thing Cole retweeted - Chris just responded to it.

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Chris just sold that stupid totem for $1,500 (but didn't bother sending it) and has a shirt being auctioned for like $25,000 (which isn't happening but he doesn't know that) and he has the temerity, the chutzpah, the nerve to beg- almost demand- money from his estranged brother?

Hey Chris, how about you go complete those comics you said you would last time someone gave you money? Pffft.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris just sold that stupid totem for $1,500 (but didn't bother sending it) and has a shirt being auctioned for like $25,000 (which isn't happening but he doesn't know that) and he has the temerity, the chutzpah, the nerve to beg- almost demand- money from his estranged brother?

He made that tweet a few hours before offering his old Sonichu drawings and the shirt for sale. I think that was about when he found out about the chargeback (he said in his post on the Sonichu art that his account was $1450 in the red).

Chris and Doopie discuss hair.

 

[Aldora]

Chris thinking his hair is" blue and cool like Sailor Neptune" is probably Chris's biggest delusion.

Well, biggest one so far today.

 

[offendatron]

Chris and Doopie discuss hair.

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Would this be the first time Doopie's acknowledged Chris? I've only seen his desperate @'s so far.

EDIT: I'm having a lot of trouble figuring this out, holy SHIT Twitter doesn't show a lot of replies.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

How is either of their hair blue?

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

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How is either of their hair blue?

As another person pointed out, Dummy doesn't properly bleach his hair before he adds in the blue dye, making him look like a fat mermaid with seaweed hair instead.

 

[TheRedBaron]

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How is either of their hair blue?

good question, the sailor moon hair is teal not full blue, and chris' hair looks like the grinch didnt shower for a month then chris shaved the grinch and glued the hair onto his head

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

How is either of their hair blue?

Even though there have been separate words for them for quite a while now, the line between green and blue is often blurred in East Asian countries because the two colors have been historically seen as one and the same (much like we call orange hair "red" because the term was established before oranges came to Europe in the 1500s). Language affects your color perception a bit.
Man Chris has always had shitty hair but he really ruined it in just the past few years with his horrible dyes.

 

[Aldora]

To be fair to Chris(lol), when Naoko Takeuchi was originally designing Sailor Neptune, she said that her hair could possibly be mistaken for seaweed, so Chris having rotten green hair is quite faithful really.

(rating: optimistic)

 

[CWCissey]

*Old Greg reference*

 

[JULAY]

Male pattern baldness says otherwise.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

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How is either of their hair blue?

it's hilarious because the creator Naoko Takeuchi even calls Neptune's hair "seaweed hair" except chris ends up looking like

 

[Gav01]

Would this be the first time Doopie's acknowledged Chris? I've only seen his desperate @'s so far.

EDIT: I'm having a lot of trouble figuring this out, holy SHIT Twitter doesn't show a lot of replies.

Besides all the times that she and her friends make fun of him on their podcast, yes.

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How is either of their hair blue?

I can't tell you how many times I've seen the concept Blue <->Teal<->Green lead to huge debates. However, there's research that shows that a person's perception of the world can actually be altered by the vocabulary that they know. The better you can describe something, the better you can perceive it. There was a very interesting Radiolab all about it. People who work with colors constantly, artist, clothing designers, etc. can perceive far finer variants of colors than the average person simply because they are more familiar with color categorizing nomenclature. Chris declaring that his own hair, or even Sailor Neptune's hair, is "blue" when it is clearly teal, or at least way closer to green than blue, leads me to wonder if his cognitive abilities are so low that he lacks even basic color recognition.

EDIT: Obviously that can't be the case since Chris is the most excellent artistic master of our age.

 

[Aldora]

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How is either of their hair blue?

Hmm, Sailor Neptune has water based attacks, water = blue, therefore hair = blue?