Containment Random Chris Updates -

[The American Hedgehog]

and yeah, if someone who didn't know of him, or knew just a little would see a bunch of speds trying to get on him

That seems to be how Doopie sees the situation.

Because Chris was operating under the assumption that Doopie never knew about his past. Like when he referenced drawing naked pictures a while ago, he was referencing it in a way that is meant for someone who has never heard of it to sound like it wasn't so bad. Now the trolls "revealed" it he gotta play that card.

Maybe. I think the way he mentioned his drawings was more because of his lack of theory of mind rather than trying to be manipulative. Doopie didn't seem bothered by it, though. When the ween brought up shecameforcwc, she replied with: "honestly cwc has been nothing but nice to me and I can't make fun anymore."

 

[Subconcious Offense]

We all know it's really because he got $1500 richer that she isn't "make fun anymore."

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

FYI, Voldemort used to keep himself alive by drinking unicorn's blood. It has life-giving properties, but it forever curses anyone who drinks it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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This coming from a manchild who goes on a jihad over the color of a cartoon hedgehog's arms.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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That second post is what makes people remove all sympathy from Chris.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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I love how Chris who refuses to get a job is scolding others for hating theirs.

 

[Aldora]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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"GIVE ME.." thats rather rude Chris, not even a please? Nice empathy.

 

[Jack Awful]

"GIVE ME.." thats rather rude Chris, not even a please? Nice empathy.

Imagine making unicorn frappacinos all day for narcissistic millennials and autists like Chris.

 

[Erubetie]

"GIVE ME.." thats rather rude Chris, not even a please? Nice empathy.

"Sorry, I got carried away with my empathy"
Maybe the sugar high from his liquid sugar is wearing off and he's just

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I tried that unicorn drink by the way.

It's just liquid sour candy.

There wasn't even any coffee.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"You lot"

It is indeed a case of Chris trying to sound British. CWC fancies himself a classy British Sailor Neptune lookalike who is a descendant of royalty. Even though he also uses "y'all."

 

[Aldora]

I find it quite offensive that he is now using dementia as his latest excuses to failure while he's out wasting money on Fraps that taste like shit.
Dimentia is a terrible disease that robs people even of the most basic skills and turns them into zombies, but Chris was born that way.

I think the amount of Hurtful Truth Level comments on his Facebook recently has made Chris realise that certain excuses no longer work with people: stress, anxiety and hippopotamus weights. So he has a new one, dementia.

 

[Jack Awful]

I tried that unicorn drink by the way.

It's just liquid sour candy.

There wasn't even any coffee.

No wonder douchey manchild hipsters who browse shit like buzzfeed like it...

 

[The Lizard Queen]

I think the amount of Hurtful Truth Level comments on his Facebook recently has made Chris realise that certain excuses no longer work with people: stress, anxiety and hippopotamus weights. So he has a new one, dementia.

Oh, Chris always has some excuse, even if it's a dumb one. It's part of the reason he's so entertaining. Half the fun of watching Chris say things is him lying, and the other half is watching him try to cover up his lies.
Dementia might be his newest crutch, since autism stopped working a while back... but I think he'll hang on to the "sick mother" crutch a little while longer.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Imagine making unicorn frappacinos all day for narcissistic millennials and autists like Chris.

Lemme take a frappie!
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[Awkwafina]

I tried that unicorn drink by the way.

It's just liquid sour candy.

There wasn't even any coffee.

Now imagine drinking a venti 20 ounce of it like Chris did.

 

[Jack Awful]

Lemme take a frappie!
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It's really the perfect Tumblr drink.
It's childish, brightly colored, and basically liquid diabetes.
(Lol! Unicorns and butts! So radnum!)

 

[Aldora]

Considering that Chris is a permanently unemployed, anxiety-prone lesbian transwoman, whose Google search shows a sex doll-humping gif and his bare behind sitting on an $9 cake, he should really think twice before bad mouthing hard working, over worked and probably minimum wage earning, employed workers.

 

[Awkwafina]

That would require him to at the very least have basic knowledge of what empathy is and as we all know, Chris doesn't even grasp the concept of empathy - it always ties back to him and his problems.