Containment Random Chris Updates -

[jc17]

They make an Axe for women, though.

Well, we all remember how literal Chris took the "Men will get all the women," tagline and went on a crusade to stop gay men from using the product.
Maybe the thinks the same applies here, that only straight women are permitted to use it and is planning to write the company a request to make a lesbian brand.

 

[CWCissey]

He'd need strongest shit they carry but have you guys ever smelled Wolfthorn by Old Spice? It's a men's deodorant and it smells like fruit punch. (maybe it was made for guys for Chris)

Yes, goddamn it's horrible (Hawkridge ftw!) It sold so poorly over here that I've not seen it in any supermarket for a while.

Chris would love it though.

 

[Wraith]

CHRISTINE is a TRUE and HONEST Woman, though, with a Real Lesbian Soul of sound Heart, mind, and Body.
LOVE Pmurts Hate. Have a good day.

Can't let things like biology and science get in the way of a good autistic delusion, right? Science is a troll that is filled with hate anyway. So is economics. So is the law of gravity.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Science is a troll that is filled with hate anyway. So is economics. So is the law of gravity.

Economics did troll Chris to some extent, but so does the law of gravity:

 

[InTheSidePocket]

CHRISTINE is a TRUE and HONEST Woman, though, with a Real Lesbian Soul of sound Heart, mind, and Body.
LOVE Pmurts Hate. Have a good day.

what okay.

 

[Aldora]

Patreon update: Christine has lost a patron and hit an all time low, Cole is stagnant.

 

[Jack Awful]

Patreon update: Christine has lost a patron and hit an all time low, Cole is stagnant.

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So Chris is making less money on patreon now than Cole?
That's fucking sad.

 

[Aldora]

So Chris is making less money on patreon now than Cole?
That's fucking sad.

Yeah, but I kinda think that the Cole patron might be Cole himself, so lol.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Or his wife.

Which is still more than Christine who probably believes their own mother is his wife.

 

[Raiken]

Patreon update: Christine has lost a patron and hit an all time low, Cole is stagnant.

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>Chris has 3 backers

It's 3 people he leaches money on while he shits around and does nothing.

>Cole only has one patreon

Jesus how sad, even dobson has more

 

[Pointless Pedant]

So Chris is making less money on patreon now than Cole?
That's fucking sad.

I don't know what you're expecting when he hasn't written any Sonichu for 2 years. If he actually released "Sonichu: Eid Pmurt Eid" and returned to form, his Patreon would rocket past most of the lolcows on the site.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

I don't know what you're expecting when he hasn't written any Sonichu for 2 years. If he actually released "Sonichu: Eid Pmurt Eid" and returned to form, his Patreon would rocket past most of the lolcows on the site.

Honestly, he would make pretty good money out of it. Along with his tugboat he would be able to live in comfort when Barb kicks the bucket.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Honestly, he would make pretty good money out of it. Along with his tugboat he would be able to live in comfort when Barb kicks the bucket.

People say Chris had no chance to succeed in life, but here he is with a sizeable fanbase wanting more of his hilariously awful comics. He's only in a bad financial situation because he's too lazy to properly capitalise on his infamy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is once again, trying to put his autistic stamp on things that will never apply to him. Why?! Because he is a lowly, autistic cross-dressing male, who will never have sex, again.
Seeing that Chris looked more feminine when he was younger, I think Chris has been essentially reduced to a lesbian and tranny fanboi.

LINK
I always love to see articles like this because it highlights how irresponsible all these transtrenders have become with their sex life. You have to be born on another planet to not know what safe sex practices are.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Chris is once again, trying to put his autistic stamp on things that will never apply to him. Why?! Because he is a lowly, autistic cross-dressing male, who will never have sex, again.
Seeing that Chris looked more feminine when he was younger, I think Chris has been essentially reduced to a lesbian and tranny fanboi.

LINK
I always love to see articles like this because it highlights how irresponsible all these transtrenders have become with their sex life. You have to be born on another planet to not know what safe sex practices are.

Reminds me off all the times he would give out advice on sex and relationships while he was himself still a virgin with rage.

 

[Gav01]

LINK
I always love to see articles like this because it highlights how irresponsible all these transtrenders have become with their sex life. You have to be born on another planet to not know what safe sex practices are.

Is America another planet now?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Chris is once again, trying to put his autistic stamp on things that will never apply to him. Why?! Because he is a lowly, autistic cross-dressing male, who will never have sex, again.
Seeing that Chris looked more feminine when he was younger, I think Chris has been essentially reduced to a lesbian and tranny fanboi.

LINK
I always love to see articles like this because it highlights how irresponsible all these transtrenders have become with their sex life. You have to be born on another planet to not know what safe sex practices are.

Well I'm sure Barb is always up for teaching Chris safe sex.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Chris is once again, trying to put his autistic stamp on things that will never apply to him. Why?! Because he is a lowly, autistic cross-dressing male, who will never have sex, again.
Seeing that Chris looked more feminine when he was younger, I think Chris has been essentially reduced to a lesbian and tranny fanboi.

LINK
I always love to see articles like this because it highlights how irresponsible all these transtrenders have become with their sex life. You have to be born on another planet to not know what safe sex practices are.

When it comes to sex with other people, Chris has a Grade of A+ by denying himself the possibility of ever being intimate with another human being on a sexual basis due to his demeanor and physical appearance. Chris has hit that magical level of "Working Men/Ladies Only, begrudgingly at that."

When it comes to sex with himself, Chris is around a high F, D-, mostly due to him piercing his own taint then allowing it to become infected in belief that it was a vagina growing in. That and he doesn't bathe that much, and poops himself, which is catastrophic for the nether region in regards to cleanliness.

 

[Aldora]

Lifelong forced celibacy seems like the ultimate form of safe sex.....just saying....

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Well I'm sure Barb is always up for teaching Chris safe sex.

Barb's idea of safe sex is more akin to the reproduction of some molds and fungi, in that she surrounds and engulfs her target, absorbs it's nutrients, then buds off to create a new version of herself once the target is a dried, useless husk.